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Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
holy poo poo did McLaren poo poo the bed. [edit] wrong loving thread

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Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Cimber posted:

holy poo poo did McLaren poo poo the bed. [edit] wrong loving thread

What, the former Tory MP for Bristol North West? Scandal after scandal…

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/RachelConnoll14/status/1545729474842578945

I refuse to be part of a human race that allows itself to be ruled by Chap hop dickheads.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

The Tories Night of the Long Johnson.

I absolutely want the Tory constituents to hold their own VONC and get Boris BACK TO WORK.


Because it's the comedy option truly.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/RachelConnoll14/status/1545729474842578945

I refuse to be part of a human race that allows itself to be ruled by Chap hop dickheads.

Westminster, AKA Chap Hop Trap House

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
:heysexy: Grant Schapps is running for leader

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

The Perfect Element posted:

:heysexy: Grant Schapps is running for leader

I might have been too confident in declaring the end of the banter era

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/RachelConnoll14/status/1545729474842578945

I refuse to be part of a human race that allows itself to be ruled by Chap hop dickheads.
That's a hell of a wording there, 'in the same year' glossing over the substantial overlap of him cheating on his wife who had cancer at the time with Carrie.

E: She had two operations for cervical cancer, so presumably not being able to spaff was too much for the sexist piece of poo poo so he cheated on her.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 17:38 on Jul 9, 2022

Mebh
May 10, 2010



Spotting the decorum twats on twitter is a fun game as they all signal boost this and shriek about "the children" like exposure to someone giving the middle finger will turn the same children into rabid socialists.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/1545486218808492033

https://mobile.twitter.com/bphillipsonMP/status/1545476559364055041

https://mobile.twitter.com/MikeBevan_RG/status/1545486069122179072

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrjamesob/status/1545474057935765504


Just... Agggh.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Oh long Johnson, ohhh don piano.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Is it too much to ask

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

The Perfect Element posted:

:heysexy: Grant Schapps is running for leader

Asking for $497 from each supporter. Big returns promised!

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
is there a leadership contender by any chance that is only going to hound all minorities and the poor just a little bit, that would be nice

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Angepain posted:

is there a leadership contender by any chance that is only going to hound all minorities and the poor just a little bit, that would be nice

Oh there's tons. Theyre called losers op.

Because winners gently caress minorities and get money. (This is toryism in general not my opinion)

Zephirus
May 18, 2004

BRRRR......CHK

The Perfect Element posted:

:heysexy: Grant Schapps is running for leader

Well of course, he has to do something to avoid showing up in his own constituency

Chinese Gordon
Oct 22, 2008

Angepain posted:

is there a leadership contender by any chance that is only going to hound all minorities and the poor just a little bit, that would be nice

They are all obligated to promise to 1) gently caress the poor 2) make being 'woke' illegal and 3) declare war on the perfidious EU, since they all know that's what the members want. The best you can say is that some of them are probably not true believers in points 2 and/or 3, and some are simply too incompetent/widely hated to be effective.

Sorry, OP.

Chinese Gordon fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Jul 9, 2022

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
It is lol that she's education minister. Like no kid can now be justly bollocked at school for giving someone the finger.

If I was young again I'd be fingering everyone left, right and centre then saying well your big boss does it too.

Zephirus posted:

Well of course, he has to do something to avoid showing up in his own constituency

I used to live in his constituency and he's right to do this

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

What kind of cross Rory?

https://twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1545817571085242370?t=PRAJKpg9e017FmiiNRelOw&s=19

Also a while back some shitpost account posted the results of a twitter audit tool that said their account was on limited engagement, and a bunch of the reasons were things like 'shadowbanned,' 'posted a flagged image' and stuff like that. Does anyone know what the tool is? I had a google, but couldn't see anything.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

NotJustANumber99 posted:



If I was young again I'd be fingering everyone left, right and centre then saying well your big boss does it too.


:raise:

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
With Braverman being born in 1980 and her first name being 'Sue-Ellen', she is 100% named after the character from Dallas, right?

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Gabriel_Pogrund/status/1545825125810970626

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Diorama posted:

With Braverman being born in 1980 and her first name being 'Sue-Ellen', she is 100% named after the character from Dallas, right?

her name's Suella

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

It took ages for my brain not to autocorrect it to Floella Benjamin.

Pseudoedit: who is now a Lord, what the gently caress.


I must have missed that cutscene in Metal Gear.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Jul 9, 2022

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

ditto.

"Fingering" certainly had a different meaning when I were a lass!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Julio Cruz posted:

her name's Suella

I had assumed it was short for Consuelo or something similar.

Diorama
Apr 18, 2006

i remember when all this was fields
Assuming it's not a wikipedia prank as it's been on there as 'Sue-Ellen' for at least 5 years

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Her name really is Sue-Ellen

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Her and jacob reese-ewing, name a more iconic couple

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
Well I’ll be, how odd

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Brendan Rodgers posted:

I'm gonna miss Boris. He didn't do nearly as much evil as he could have because he just wasn't interested in all that PM stuff. He's like the opposite of those anti-natalists. Every day he just wants to spread his seed, he wants that exponential effect where generations from now when our irradiated descendants are huddling in the polar regions, most of them are his distant offspring, like a poundland Genghis Khan.

Cimber
Feb 3, 2014
Yeah, but Boris hasn't actually left yet, has he?

I wonder if right before he gets the boot he goes to the Queen and asks her to dissolve parliament. That would be a hoot.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/mattuthompson/status/1545815622495469573

Going full Nazi on the offset I see....

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003


Protecting kids from the Conservative party sounds pretty good, actually

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012



https://twitter.com/electpoliticsuk/status/1545825141845901312

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

Ha ha ha. Genuinely enjoyable to see all these gammon fucks fighting like rats in a sack

https://twitter.com/afneil/status/1545836153357713408

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

smellmycheese posted:

Ha ha ha. Genuinely enjoyable to see all these gammon fucks fighting like rats in a sack
Leadership contests and seeing the cunts lose seats at GE time are the only two enjoyable things about the Tory party, make the most of the next month (?) IMO

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I was so angry at the dishonesty that I had to leave the White Supremacists luncheon.

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒



I don’t think we’re woke enough in the UK for anti-woke culture war politics to work

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/NadineDorries/status/1545686381762060289

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Scientastic posted:

I don’t think we’re woke enough in the UK for anti-woke culture war politics to work

nah, the anti-woke lot will happily just make up some poo poo to make it seem like the politically correct brigade are round every street corner transing your children and murdering white people or whatever, this sort of thing needs only the most tenuous connection to anything that happened in actual reality to get your standard tory voter terrified of societal degredation

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