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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



The Alchemist posted:

Thank you.
I have taken notes of your critique, and I think Im really getting hang of this now. Heres what's new in ver. 2.0
- In addition with regular mustard, beetroot mayo and cognac mustard were also added
- Weiner is placed on the top, to make the red onion not stand out as much
- Photoshoot was moved to next to the kitchen sink, for additional food vibes(kitchen associates with food, basic psychology)


Is this sort of what you were going for?

real or a joke, either way - you made my day my goon!

E: Snipe - The Alchemist makes a bacon cheeseburger

ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jul 7, 2022

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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Would eat

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
you will die alone

reduce onion ratio by 356% and dice what is left over

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

Philthy posted:

you will die alone

reduce onion ratio by 356% and dice what is left over

My partner has seen alot worse than that in 8 years. And who wants to eat tiny onions for ants?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Surprising nobody.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Only a homeopathic level of onion for my hot dog, if you please :lofty:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Hygiene posted:

Only a homeopathic level of onion for my hot dog, if you please :lofty:

Better than a homeopathic level of hot dog with my onion

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Do a quick pickle on those red onions and you got some good poo poo goin'.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Bring back the onion grinder! A quarter pound plus all beef hot dog with 20oz drink and free refill just isn't the same. Oh it's the other thread that talks about hot dogs all the time nevermind

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
That would be too dry, even I wouldn't eat that

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


Last one I made, yes that’s a regular rear end hotdog bun but I was drunk as poo poo and what I had in the house :colbert:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Hotdog wieners come pre-cooked in the package. If raw meat is involved, that's not a hotdog, it's a sausage in a bun.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

This time I caramellized the onions and snuck a little cheddar there as well. Also the onion ratio took care of itself because Im all out of onions now :(

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Soul Dentist posted:

Are you Masaokis?

he is a working class hero, teaching us everything from efficient techniques to pinching pennies by turning tuna into turkey

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

The Alchemist posted:


This time I caramellized the onions and snuck a little cheddar there as well. Also the onion ratio took care of itself because Im all out of onions now :(

I seriously cannot tell if this is a bit or not, so congratulations I guess on either being a good troll or as dense as a neutron star.

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Density is good for when we inevitably end up in a thermonuclear war

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
all that goop to cement them in and the onions still out on the plate

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
loving use real plates

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



steinrokkan posted:

loving use real plates

A food and the plate it's served on are intricately related, one must not disrupt this balance

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Yo, that them good paper plates or the vile styrofoam?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It's pleated so I don't think it's styrofoam

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Dude, does that bottle say Viagra on the label?!

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ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



What kind of hot dog are you making here?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Sometimes you want your dog to have a little pep

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Dude, does that bottle say Viagra on the label?!



what a loser, everyone knows Cialis is the superior drug

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Can't reply because they're probated for being racist in the Korea thread busy making another filth dog for the thread for dinner

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



A second racist hot dog man has hit the forums :ohdear:

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Captain Hygiene posted:

A second racist hot dog man has hit the forums :ohdear:

hulk hogan got an account?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Dude, does that bottle say Viagra on the label?!



It’s how you keep the dogs firm instead of all flaccid and droopy. No one wants a soft dog.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Hygiene posted:

A second racist hot dog man has hit the forums :ohdear:

Lmao at that rap sheet

E: The Alchemist’s, not yours if it wasn’t clear

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993







bonus logo I liked


bonus logo I didn't liked

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo

First one is Cetaphil, second is... piped mashed potatoes?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
^^^oh you sweet catupiry child^^^

Can't believe this didn't immediately get cross posted


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Soul Dentist posted:

Can't believe this didn't immediately get cross posted

Truly this dog was the Son of Man's

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

There's something happening here, what it is isn't exactly clear.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Futanari Damacy posted:

First one is Cetaphil, second is... piped mashed potatoes?

Because of the texture I like to imagine it's straight up lard, squirted from a grease gun

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Heinz Mayo? Gross

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012
I thought at first it was marshmallow fluff.

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busalover
Sep 12, 2020

This looks good?

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