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Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
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https://twitter.com/Category_Fury/status/1545896568775065601

# ? Jul 10, 2022 11:23

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# ? May 25, 2024 08:22

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

https://twitter.com/ponbana7/status/1545728860075196417?s=20&t=hxhM4wr02ZRwPGcZyniFIA

# ? Jul 10, 2022 14:23

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Numero6 posted:

https://twitter.com/Category_Fury/status/1545896568775065601

They're speaking :sweden:

btw. It's so stereotypical it makes me angry-ashamed and also still cute

# ? Jul 10, 2022 19:15

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Sam Faust posted:

...

The mountain lion�also known as the cougar, puma, panther, or catamount�is a large cat species native to the Americas. Mountain lions are large, tan cats. Their bodies are mainly covered in tawny-beige fur, except for the whitish-gray belly and chest.

jesus loving christ

# ? Jul 10, 2022 20:29

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK: Sep 11, 2001

https://i.imgur.com/uGeOpPG.mp4

# ? Jul 10, 2022 20:40

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Jul 10, 2022 23:38

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Do NOT trust those cats with your valuables.

# ? Jul 10, 2022 23:41

ro5s: Dec 27, 2012; A happy little mouse!

drat bandits stole my heart

# ? Jul 11, 2022 00:00

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/Weird_AnimaIs/status/1545108830278877188

# ? Jul 11, 2022 14:45

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Numero6 posted:

https://twitter.com/Category_Fury/status/1545896568775065601

I know this isn't actually relevant to the thread topic - but what's the source of your avatar? It looks so much like the artist that my avatar is from it takes me aback every time I see it.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 14:58

moonmazed: Dec 27, 2021; by VideoGames

geese really just do not give a gently caress huh. jealous

# ? Jul 11, 2022 14:58

Automata 10 Pack: Jun 21, 2007; Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Ob3uBwMAg

# ? Jul 11, 2022 15:54

learnincurve: May 15, 2014; Smoosh

Get ready for "Wee bastard" the artist formerly known as "envelope snake" the absolutely psychotic rescue month old baby corn snake who yearns for human flesh and thinks he's a rattlesnake. He also enjoys spending 5 hours a day trying to escape and pinkie mice scented with tuna.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:00

Cythereal: Nov 8, 2009; I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

https://i.imgur.com/HuyjD6w.mp4

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:27

nuh-uh no way: Mar 27, 2010

Jun's Kitchen is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1aD0HI24PE

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:36

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

3 of my cats formed a coven to blow up the sun in protest of the current heat

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 16:47

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HuyjD6w.mp4

There are far worse critters to find hiding behind a door. (a lot of them are in my house rn)

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:08

wash bucket: Feb 21, 2006

Automata 10 Pack posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Ob3uBwMAg

When touching grass just isn't enough.

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:40

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
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Samovar posted:

I know this isn't actually relevant to the thread topic - but what's the source of your avatar? It looks so much like the artist that my avatar is from it takes me aback every time I see it.

Jesuit Joe by Hugo Pratt and yes it's the same artist!

# ? Jul 11, 2022 17:45

Basticle: Sep 12, 2011

https://twitter.com/Thereisnocat_/status/1546473458921574401?s=20&t=XgelZzkmYI88TpglMlfDWA

# ? Jul 11, 2022 19:16

ILL Machina: Mar 25, 2004; Glory to Italia!

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

I don't usually post cute vids of kids as a rule but well (sound on)

https://i.imgur.com/xGLMxPb.mp4

# ? Jul 12, 2022 02:54

Busket Posket: Feb 5, 2010; ✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

I�ve been reading the thread from the beginning to make existence a bit more tolerable, and I come bearing cutes from July 2017:

Depressio111117 posted:

Armadillo small.

video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvfF4anEQic

nitebum posted:

Wanna rub dat belly so bad..

StrixNebulosa posted:

Stolen from tumblr, screencapped so I don't have to finangle a link for the post

SO DEMANDING posted:

Dear sweet jesus I think I'm dying.

http://i.imgur.com/TjhUSqc.gifv

muscles like this! posted:

Something pretty fantastic I found online today.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the kittens of AFK Cat Rescue in Huntsville Alabama. They were all named by a neural network.

"Parihen the Thawk: This guy was surrendered to an animal shelter after he hitched a ride in the engine of a car. He had a dislocated leg but it�s healing well with rest. He�s shy, tiny and misses his bff who is in the hospital right now for her much worse injuries. He�s got a lot of energy and loves to show off his belly."

"Jexley Pickle - This little girl is a hoot and a half. She�s full of energy, bounce and comedy. She loves to nurse on ear lobes and finger tips. She�s about 6 weeks old and was found after being chased up a tree by a dog. "

"Mag Jeggles - When you touch him he rattles from head to tail with purrs. He�s so sweet. He was simply too young to be made available for adoption, and was rescued from a shelter that could not care for him."

"Snox Boops - He was in a room with a lot of kittens that were too small to place up for adoption and even much smaller than the others in the room. When you pick him up he capsizes in your hands and starts purring. He�s got a huge voice and a huge demand for love and attention. "

"Mumcake - She was brought into a shelter as a stray, but she was too young for adoption and if she wasn�t pulled by rescue she would have been subject for euthanasia. She�s adorable, loving, outgoing and shoots sunshine right out of her butt. (Sunshine ejection not shown; you have AFK�s word for it.)"

"Tilly Mapper - This little girl also took a ride in a car engine and her rear leg was nearly completely severed as a result. She�s been stitched up but she�s had an infection set in. She is only around 8 weeks old and she�s in very poor body condition from having tried to make it on the streets. We hospitalized her yesterday and she�s doing much better. We hope to have her back to foster home by Friday."

And the big D...

Big Wiggy Bool - He is a doll-faced persian that was surrendered to a kill shelter when his family could not take him on their cross country move. He�s five years old and has obviously been doted on. He�s super affectionate, very easy going and a talker! He�s been recently groomed and trimmed up by Robyn Warner with Goin to the Dogs and Cats Mobile Grooming Service. And he loves belly rubs. Rubbing that fluffy, soft belly is an experience so wonderful it can only be discussed in breathless whispers.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 04:51

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

My friend's cat and cat's friend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQZZyK09lM

# ? Jul 12, 2022 05:21

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1546526407874019338?s=20&t=u8AYBFtMiSvJbRkCDiH0_Q

# ? Jul 12, 2022 06:04

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

My friend's cat and cat's friend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQZZyK09lM

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2dtKxxuYc

# ? Jul 12, 2022 07:19

Goa Tse-tung: Feb 11, 2008; ;3; Yams Fan

ILL Machina posted:

I don't usually post cute vids of kids as a rule but well (sound on)

https://i.imgur.com/xGLMxPb.mp4

https://twitter.com/Emma_The_Ward/status/1546504853035294723

# ? Jul 12, 2022 07:52

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Numero6 posted:

Jesuit Joe by Hugo Pratt and yes it's the same artist!

I THOUGHT so! But the (I'm guessing) kanji threw me off.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 07:58

BasicLich: Oct 22, 2020; A very smart little mouse!

Busket Posket posted:

I�ve been reading the thread from the beginning to make existence a bit more tolerable, and I come bearing cutes from July 2017:

hey its Snox Boops

"Snox Boops - He was in a room with a lot of kittens that were too small to place up for adoption and even much smaller than the others in the room. When you pick him up he capsizes in your hands and starts purring. He�s got a huge voice and a huge demand for love and attention. "

# ? Jul 12, 2022 08:03

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

RatHat posted:

Reminds me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI2dtKxxuYc

Porch Critters 4 Lyfe

# ? Jul 12, 2022 08:27

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I would not be able to leave all those cute animals out in the snow. I know it would be an objectively bad idea to let them in, but my heart cries out at the idea.

# ? Jul 12, 2022 09:47