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AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Deeters posted:

The toys are rubber ducks, which is A Jeep Thing. You leave someone a duck if you like their Jeep.

Are you supposed to just carry ducks around in anticipation of liking jeeps?


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Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Midjack posted:

Fatum iustum stultorum. Driver earned it more though.

I can't hate this.

But can you understand it?

LloydDobler
Oct 15, 2005

You shared it with a dick.

AirRaid posted:

Are you supposed to just carry ducks around in anticipation of liking jeeps?

I mean, I would if it were a Volvo thing. Instead I carry around heater cores.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Deeters posted:

The toys are rubber ducks, which is A Jeep Thing. You leave someone a duck if you like their Jeep.

thats interesting. i grew up around old school jeep folks, learned to drive in a CJ7 in the dunes, and never heard about that until just now. mystefying.

Final Blog Entry
Jun 23, 2006

"Love us with money or we'll hate you with hammers!"
I think it's a relatively recent thing. I bought my Jeep in 2011ish from my Dad, who bought it new in 1999. I've only heard of the duck think in the last couple of years and I've never had one left on my Jeep. Also I don't have a bunch of tacky poo poo bolted to my Jeep and it seems those are the types participating in it.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Final Blog Entry posted:

I think it's a relatively recent thing. I bought my Jeep in 2011ish from my Dad, who bought it new in 1999. I've only heard of the duck think in the last couple of years and I've never had one left on my Jeep. Also I don't have a bunch of tacky poo poo bolted to my Jeep and it seems those are the types participating in it.

Yeah, it's very recent. I only heard about it from my in-laws a few months ago. "Duck Duck Jeep" is the thing to search if you want more. And I like the idea of leaving something to say you liked someone's ride, but it does seem like a lot of mall crawler jeeps.

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

BigPaddy posted:

The thing that gets me is “oh I am building a 1300hp car to trailer to shows”. If you are not going to drive or use it for drag racing then why spend the money? Sure bragging rights and showing the dyno sheet but what a complete waste.

Not that this idiot needs defending, but to be fair that's not what he said.

quote:

In a normal car, I could have pulled emergency brake, I even got a quote at Good Guy’s Del Mar for an electronic e-brake & bigger brakes. Hindsight’s 20-20, I was just gonna trailer it to a few shows & not drive it much till I could do that.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Fair, hard lesson on safety equipment not being optional.

Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010

I thought this was the ahegao pattern at first.

It is my mind that is cursed.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

meatpimp posted:

I don't understand.



Scrolling down this image was a journey and I don't like where I ended up.

Br3instyrm
Jan 3, 2013
Here's a bit of personal terrible car stuff. Years ago, I owned a Ford Sierra. 2 liters of naturally aspirated asthma, 16-inch wheels worth as much as the car and pissing calvin on both sides, all thanks to the PO.

One night I woke up to some noise outside, got up and saw a bunch of teens smacking a scooter outside. I shouted at them, and then saw that there was a bench on my cars roof.


Click here for the full 4288x3216 image

This was one of the things that made me anxious commuting with a beater (~1500€).

This photo was taken with a old pocket camera, that takes stupid huge, bad quality photos.

Br3instyrm fucked around with this message at 07:37 on Jul 11, 2022

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Deeters posted:

Yeah, it's very recent. I only heard about it from my in-laws a few months ago. "Duck Duck Jeep" is the thing to search if you want more. And I like the idea of leaving something to say you liked someone's ride, but it does seem like a lot of mall crawler jeeps.

In Australia we have 'Blokes Advice' which is a FB group. If you have a bumper/window sticker of the group, you may end up with a free beer/rum on your windscreen when you get back to your car.

With the amount of lovely bro-trucks/Yank Tank bullshit starting to creep into our traffic which absolutely cannot fit properly in the parking spaces where I am, I'm thinking of revisiting my 'small penis' 3D prints to leave on their windshields "welcome to the little dick compensator club"

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

lol

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

LloydDobler posted:

I mean, I would if it were a Volvo thing. Instead I carry around heater cores.
:lol:

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


They have to get rid of him at this point, surely? If only to stop authorities looking at their cash flow...

https://twitter.com/lorrainemking/status/1546473584801075201?t=sxjeRvXuwgzax7IooF6XZg&s=19

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/avUfSr2.mp4

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

So stupid it owns

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




Yeah doing something conceptually horrible really well is a real grey area.

This would make me nauseous to ride in though.

ihop
Jul 23, 2001
King of the Mexicans
It's like an inside out tennis ball.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

High viz yellow owns bones. Mansory sucks. In this essay I will...

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
Honestly? That's the best looking (least ugly?) Mansory product I've ever seen.

Also that is green not yellow and I will die on this hill.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
High viz in all the places the driver does not actually want to viz while operating the car

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

AirRaid posted:

Honestly? That's the best looking (least ugly?) Mansory product I've ever seen.

Also that is green not yellow and I will die on this hill.

I agree and also I'm colorblind.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

I’m absolutely astounded that it’s not in Miami.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


track day bro! posted:

needing to own a car to participate in society is terrible car stuff

Oddly enough, I was just thinking this same thing while driving to work with my 60,000 closest friends, all in their own little personal emissions capsule. Which I had to do, because there aren’t even busses I can use, much less a light rail or something, unless I happen to end to go somewhere on one narrow corridor between downtown Dallas and Fort Worth.

LloydDobler posted:

I can't get over how he thought riding the brake wasn't a massive red flag to begin with. I mean, you can't do that in any car, has nothing to do with the horsepower. Brakes are designed to be used intermittently, not as an anti-throttle.

And yeah, turn the loving key. I know it's hard to think in those situations but he was thinking. He tried shifting and it appears he did actually downshift, the RPM goes up. He just didn't hit the next item on the checklist when it didn't work.

Also I went frame by frame and yeah the passenger bounces his neck right off that dash. Fuckin ow. And the steering column completely just disappears, he shoves it off its mounting with his locked arms.

It's a Jeep.... aaaah I see what you did there.

If you listen to the sound, he put the transmission in to park, I think. I hear what sounds like the dying noises of a parking pawl. He *still* had no brakes, though, since they boiled the brake fluid riding the brakes. I don’t know where the OP got the info about leaking brake fluid. They said nothing about that. As far as I can tell, he just flat out cooked the brakes. Anyone who races or who has followed racing know that’s a thing. There was nothing inherently wrong with the brakes - they were just barely adequate. The problem was the driver riding the brakes constantly trying to keep speed down from the sticking throttle and/or too tight a converter. Also, the aforementioned unfamiliarity with the ratchet shifter. I don’t believe for a second that there is literally no way to downshift. If so, that was a monumentally stupid choice.


I hope that falls off a cliff. I like modifying cars without much restriction, but every time I see that kind of useless garbage I think maybe the Europeans with tighter inspection rules might have the right idea.

Olympic Mathlete posted:

They have to get rid of him at this point, surely? If only to stop authorities looking at their cash flow...

https://twitter.com/lorrainemking/status/1546473584801075201?t=sxjeRvXuwgzax7IooF6XZg&s=19

Someone should take him up on his offer. The one about taking a bullet.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Darchangel posted:

Oddly enough, I was just thinking this same thing while driving to work with my 60,000 closest friends, all in their own little personal emissions capsule. Which I had to do, because there aren’t even busses I can use, much less a light rail or something, unless I happen to end to go somewhere on one narrow corridor between downtown Dallas and Fort Worth.

Right now I'd have to live in a very high crime area, or be able to afford a $1M house to be able to commute to work, in a couple years that won't be true anymore thanks to Washington's light rail expansion that won't be true in a few years, and I'm excited to be able to bike-train-bike to work.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Olympic Mathlete posted:

They have to get rid of him at this point, surely? If only to stop authorities looking at their cash flow...

https://twitter.com/lorrainemking/status/1546473584801075201?t=sxjeRvXuwgzax7IooF6XZg&s=19

They finally managed to pin enough on him for charges to happen? Wow. There's been stories about his dirty dealings for a loooooong time esp with various mafias like the Russians. Him and Putin go waaaaaay back



..... I dunno, it's so over the top stupid it kinda rules?

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

..... I dunno, it's so over the top stupid it kinda rules?

I don't like the color, but I like the concept.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:



..... I dunno, it's so over the top stupid it kinda rules?

I can't hate it.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Humphreys posted:

In Australia we have 'Blokes Advice' which is a FB group. If you have a bumper/window sticker of the group, you may end up with a free beer/rum on your windscreen when you get back to your car.

With the amount of lovely bro-trucks/Yank Tank bullshit starting to creep into our traffic which absolutely cannot fit properly in the parking spaces where I am, I'm thinking of revisiting my 'small penis' 3D prints to leave on their windshields "welcome to the little dick compensator club"

Here's some ready for sale & you don't even need to start up the 3D printer:

https://tirecockz.com/products/tirecockz-penis-valve-cap-cover

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.



CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:


..... I dunno, it's so over the top stupid it kinda rules?

I'm thinking it being a Lambo and with their standard school of design being to make it shouty, loud, and in your face, this is just amplifying that spirit so while it's typical mansory garish modifications, it kinda fits.

While all of Mansory's other stuff started off with a design that had a modicum of restraint and so the modifications didn't jive with the spirit of the cars so you end up with tacky garbage for people with way more money than style.

That's my theory at least.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


NoWake posted:

Here's some ready for sale & you don't even need to start up the 3D printer:

https://tirecockz.com/products/tirecockz-penis-valve-cap-cover

I can make HUNDREDS for that price

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Humphreys posted:

I can make HUNDREDS for that price

How is business at the dick valve stem factory?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


madeintaipei posted:

How is business at the dick valve stem factory?

Well I sell 4 for $10 to mates. It's a great business as they are disposable in the sense they aren't gonna risk getting them back and have to ask me for more.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Olympic Mathlete posted:

Basically a couple of nerds found that at least 10 Honda models from the past 10 years (including 2022 models) use rolling codes between keyfob and car to allow you access.
Breaking keyfobe

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Bajaha posted:

I'm thinking it being a Lambo and with their standard school of design being to make it shouty, loud, and in your face, this is just amplifying that spirit so while it's typical mansory garish modifications, it kinda fits.

While all of Mansory's other stuff started off with a design that had a modicum of restraint and so the modifications didn't jive with the spirit of the cars so you end up with tacky garbage for people with way more money than style.

That's my theory at least.

I think you're about right.

Also, I'd totally forgotten the Urus existed and was really confused when you called it a Lambo. We live in a weird era.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

I figured that was an available interior color for the Urus. About everyone they crank out is a bold color.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


That Urus interior owns but Mansory can't seem to design exteriors that aren't fuckawful they all look like cheap stick on parts. That said, Lamborghini didn't exactly create a banger in the Urus either so.........




Musk stuff is for this thread, obviously but :lol: at this burn.

https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/status/1546992447770824705?s=20&t=stncdDHi3DmuI1NBc_IVuA

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Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Uthor posted:

I don't like the color, but I like the concept.

I don't want it, but I hope it brings whoever ordered it joy.

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