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Comrade Koba
Jul 2, 2007



Comrade Koba has issued a correction as of 10:31 on May 30, 2022

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err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
https://twitter.com/JalalAK_jojo/status/1530937384841494529

Dti

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

dudes rock

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

I love these guys, they're exactly the ultra right wing orthodox types Israel wants but unlike the average zionist they just know enough of the holy books to know 'wait we're not supposed to have a state until the messiah can lead it'

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

sexpig by night posted:

I love these guys, they're exactly the ultra right wing orthodox types Israel wants but unlike the average zionist they just know enough of the holy books to know 'wait we're not supposed to have a state until the messiah can lead it'

arguing about how the holy books should be interprated is the most jewish thing a person could do

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/BenjaminNorton/status/1531998078609379328

https://twitter.com/AlanRMacLeod/status/1532005400513548289

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

According to Palestinian news agency WAFA, over 50 Palestinian journalists have been killed since 2000, with no one ever being held responsible.

seems like a pattern to me

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
check out this perfect encapsulation of the occupation

https://twitter.com/MuhammadSmiry/status/1533830191147098112

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Bennett barely lasted a year lol.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

who wants to dig up all the posts making fun of Lapid for thinking he'd get to have his turn of being PM in that deal

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
https://twitter.com/machineiv/status/1538960976350961664

WorkerThread
Feb 15, 2012

shocking news, everyone: https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1539319993179033600?t=mumskm2QK8EAn8kQ_wvHmA&s=19

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


lol at bennett

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
I wish israel would collapse and get overrun. Life would be worth it just to watch it unfold

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
But what if a party other than the republicans or democrats takes power. how can they just assume these things in a dEmOCrACy

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/juliabacha/status/1539673632062013446

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



So what's the deal here, is a cop gonna come to my house and force me to buy a SodaStream or something?

edit - oh probably means shitloads of people will get fired after harassment campaigns by Zionists

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/JM_Szuba/status/1539683581609508867?s=20&t=xBUN3FGfNAom6Exlb53-XA

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Everything sucks

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

Riot Bimbo posted:

Everything sucks

at the very least the saudis are probably gonna backstab america somehow over this

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/dylanotes/status/1539412311760326658

The most evil ghouls in US politics.

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MartyrEmpanada/status/1539709361760739329

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
lmao at that fat bitch. also nice touch with "terrorist talk"

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve

always bet on goku 7 year old Palestinian

Lustful Man Hugs
Jul 18, 2010


This is an actual Felix bit.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/JalalAK_jojo/status/1541848820241371136?s=20&t=uUOXHLIv4pjlTILqI6_PqA

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1542192251585138688

Epic Loser

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
https://twitter.com/MiddleEastEye/status/1546167924511088643?s=20&t=cuSVZExsDQ-MPViKiYbGKQ

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


There's no free lunch, motherfucker - it's called Hasbara for a reason.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

There’s free lunch thanks to the donations made to IDF Pizza

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!
https://twitter.com/thaqafatalhind/status/1545457948373164033?cxt=HHwWgoCxwZv0yPIqAAAA

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/487334827931471873

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




did the missile go home with anyone?

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/margbrennan/status/1547902247513645061?s=20&t=VLL-OFtk78XIehY8ctOdyg
https://twitter.com/MahaGaza/status/1548122090623995905?s=20&t=VLL-OFtk78XIehY8ctOdyg

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Not really related to the conflict (or is it???) but

https://twitter.com/BW/status/1549377200763330561

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

quote:

Postmortem Sperm Retrieval Is Turning Dead Men Into Fathers
In Israel, parents of slain soldiers are pushing for their right to be future grandparents. Critics call it planned orphanhood.
By Ethan Bronner and Chen Shalita
July 18, 2022 at 11:01 PM CDT

The Memorial Day gathering in Kiryat Shmona, like countless others across Israel in early May, begins in the morning at the local military cemetery. Everyone stands in silence as a siren blasts for two minutes. Wreaths are laid, speeches are made, and tears are shed.

Later, about 20 people, young and old, sit around the table in the main room of a public housing apartment in this city near the Lebanese border. They help themselves to pasta, shawarma, cakes, and coffee, and they remember German Rozhkov.

Rozhkov, a Ukrainian immigrant turned soldier, was killed 20 years ago, when he was 25. According to Israeli military authorities and press accounts, he tried to stop two gunmen shooting at motorists at the height of the second Palestinian uprising. Disguised in Israeli army uniforms, the shooters penetrated from Lebanon and opened fire on a main road. Rozhkov, passing by, engaged them in a 30-minute battle. Five Israeli civilians and Rozhkov were slain before the gunmen were killed, too. (The Palestinian Authority hasn’t publicly challenged this account and didn’t respond to multiple requests for comment.)

The paraphernalia from Rozhkov’s service forms a shrine in the apartment. His M16 rifle is framed on a wall with pictures of him wearing his green beret. On a desk sit military medals and trophies. Many of the mourners—now leafing through photos, gently mocking their younger selves—knew Rozhkov. They served with him and were his neighbors. His mother, Ludmila, a former teacher in Crimea who lives alone in the apartment, tells the group that their presence is comforting. “An apartment should be filled with children and light,” she says in heavily Russian-accented Hebrew. “Thank you for bringing them.”

One of the children darting among the mourners—sitting on laps and nodding shyly—is 5-year-old Veronica. She never met Rozhkov, of course, but she’s his daughter. Thirty hours after he was killed, his sperm was extracted, preserved in liquid nitrogen, and, 14 years later, used to fertilize the eggs of Irena Akselrod. She didn’t know Rozhkov, but she volunteered to bear and raise his child after meeting Ludmila. “I was moved by her story,” Akselrod says. “She’s alone in Israel, she lost her only son, and had no grandchild.”

Persuading a judge to grant Ludmila Rozhkov and Akselrod the right to German’s sperm included testimony about his desire for children. But there was no case law covering when a dead man’s sperm could be used to produce offspring. In his ruling, the family court judge wrote: “When the law doesn’t provide an answer, the court must turn to the principles of Jewish heritage. ‘Give me children, or I shall die,’ our mother Rachel cried out. This logic reflects man’s desire to continue through his offspring the physical and spiritual existence of himself, his family, and people. We are told, ‘Be fruitful and multiply.’ ”

When she gave birth to Veronica, the Russian-born Akselrod was 42 and divorced with a teenage son. She doesn’t consider herself German’s widow, only the mother of his child. But she makes a point of honoring him, taking her daughter to the monument the city recently constructed in his memory. She and Veronica, who starts first grade in September, live in public housing near Ludmila Rozhkov. When Akselrod is at her factory job, Rozhkov picks up Veronica from school. One room in her apartment is filled with toys. At the front door, there’s a crayon drawing by Veronica of a smiling man, woman, and child. She labeled it in Hebrew: “Daddy, Mommy, and Veronica.”

Being an active grandmother is something Rozhkov feared she’d never get to experience on that day in March 2002 when officers came to visit her with the unbearable news. When she saw them, she blocked the door in an attempt to avoid hearing the truth. Later, in grief, she shouted out in Russian, “We must get his sperm!” No one, including those who spoke Russian, knew what she was talking about.

Rozhkov isn’t sure herself where the thought came from. The procedure had never been done in the Israeli military. But German’s best friend, who was with her, contacted the army. The call was taken by Yaffa Mor, the chief casualty officer of German’s brigade, whose job is to help families of the dead and wounded. “It sounded bizarre and honestly insane,” says Mor, now a civilian.

It turned out, though, that the procedure existed. After a man dies, his sperm cells live up to 72 hours and can be retrieved with an incision to the testicle, then frozen. “We checked with legal and medical authorities and went ahead,” Mor says. “Today it is becoming routine.”

“Routine” may overstate it. There are a few dozen children like Veronica. But the military practice of postmortem sperm retrieval is now a familiar topic in Israel, even if it’s extremely rare elsewhere. A couple of dozen army families are eager to replicate the experience. Many more beyond the military are interested, too, including the loved ones of victims of disease, accidents, and terrorist attacks.

Weird developments in Russian-Ukrainian relations going on in the settler state.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

ukraine and russia are israel's #1 source of white people

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
lmao at pulling sperm out of your dead balls

this also happened

quote:

Israeli strike kills three soldiers in Syria, Syrian state media says

July 22 (Reuters) - An Israeli missile attack on Friday near Damascus killed three soldiers and wounded seven more, Syrian state media reported, in what a war monitor said was the 17th Israeli attack on Syrian territory this year.

The Israeli military said it does not comment on foreign reports.

Israel has been carrying out strikes for years against what it has described as Iranian and Iran-backed targets in Syria, where Tehran has deployed forces in support of President Bashar al-Assad since the Syrian war began in 2011.

Citing a military source, Syria's SANA news agency said Israel "carried out an aerial aggression" at 00:32 a.m., (2132 GMT Thursday), firing missiles from the Golan Heights targeting "a number of positions in the vicinity of Damascus".

Syrian air defences managed to shoot down some of the missiles, SANA added.

The attack also caused material damage, SANA reported, without providing further details.

The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said Israeli missiles had been fired at targets including air force intelligence offices in the area of Mezze air base on the western edge of Damascus.

An Iranian weapons store in the area of Sayyida Zeinab - a shrine on the southern outskirts of Damascus - was also destroyed, said the Observatory, which reports on the war using what it describes as a network of sources on all sides.

Reuters could not independently verify the SANA or Observatory reports.

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

the bottom line is that Israel loves making orphans. don’t matter whose.

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30.5 Days
Nov 19, 2006
is this "death drive"

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