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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I can't stop laughing all I wanted was some smoked almonds or a rice stick but I got so much more that I bargained for. do not lie to yourself. you remember that night at the gay bar. you still have the matching party hat and noisemaker stashed away in the attic somewhere. if you dug it out you might even remember the smell of his chest hair...........
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Jul 12, 2022 01:12
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Revins posted:do not lie to yourself. you remember that night at the gay bar. you still have the matching party hat and noisemaker stashed away in the attic somewhere. if you dug it out you might even remember the smell of his chest hair........... It looks like 1980s Spencer gifts so I'm going to go with he smells like Drakkar Noir and cotton candy
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Jul 12, 2022 01:14
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When Mrs Beers gets home I am 100% going to take these matches and pretend to light candles or some poo poo and act all surprised "omg honey, look at this how wacky" and see what she says I still don't understand why they were stashed in the area we only keep food...? And thats not the only question I have
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Jul 12, 2022 01:17
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:When Mrs Beers gets home I am 100% going to take these matches and pretend to light candles or some poo poo and act all surprised "omg honey, look at this how wacky" and see what she says maybe she WANTED you to find them... then she whips out the gift certificate for the 80s Male Erotica Photoshoot and waggles her eyebrows
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Jul 12, 2022 01:21
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Ruby Gloom posted:maybe she WANTED you to find them... Fine but I ain't shavin nuthin
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Jul 12, 2022 01:23
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Fine but I ain't shavin nuthin words to live by
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Jul 12, 2022 01:24
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Fine but I ain't shavin nuthin in the 80s you were probably lucky if you didn't have a colony of small seabirds living in your giant bush so you're more than likely fine
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Jul 12, 2022 01:25
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Fine but I ain't shavin nuthin All you need is some vaseline for the lens https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNszCMzK0zk&t=40s I promise I have more than simpsons quotes to add to these discussions
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Jul 12, 2022 01:26
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:It looks like 1980s Spencer gifts so I'm going to go with he smells like Drakkar Noir and cotton candy aka the smell of A MAN
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Jul 12, 2022 01:32
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OK so get this. The matches are my MOTHER IN LAW's.
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Jul 12, 2022 01:42
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This went from wow to woweeeeeee!
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Jul 12, 2022 01:56
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i just noticed that dudes chest boner wtf
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Jul 12, 2022 02:02
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🤣😂🤣😂
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Jul 12, 2022 02:14
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Accomplishment today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZnKVx9d5WM
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Jul 12, 2022 02:14
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I think I posted a few times in this thread, thousands of pages ago. I'm incredibly bad at posting but real good at lurking. Hi Dorkus!!! Welcome to the 5kpt
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Jul 12, 2022 02:15
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Revins posted:
To actually answer: one of these weird things.
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Jul 12, 2022 02:15
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Fine but I ain't shavin my nuts whoa whoa whoa who said anything about nuts ilbsm
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Jul 12, 2022 02:16
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Computer viking posted:To actually answer: one of these weird things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHn9Q4rDg2Y they squartin
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Jul 12, 2022 02:17
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Literally A Person posted:Accomplishment today: excellent work sir 
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Jul 12, 2022 02:19
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:My goon, the news is pretty depressing but check this out: lurking rules but if you want to just shitpost with wild abandon, this is the thread for you! We have dogs, cats, ducks, sheep's, cheese its, unshaven faces, unshaven scrotum, MODS related fan fiction, liquor talk, broke brains talk, pies, Kreemo, TIP's wacky relationship updates and that is just some of it!!! wacky relationship update: I have a date this friday with a high libido lady  god I hope there's a spark, I loving hate first dates, I've been on hundreds of them over the course of my life, somebody just marry me already
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Jul 12, 2022 02:28
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I met her on okkreemo also I've been randomly checking in on kreemo for days and still nothing  kreemo come back
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Jul 12, 2022 02:29
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hey ruby did you see the new thor yet? the catalytic converter arrived today so I went with my mom to get it installed and they said it would take an hour so I was like "let's go see thor" and my mom was like "but it's only gonna take an hour" fast forward three and a half hours and we've seen thor and we're sitting in the mechanic's hot office waiting for him to finish the installation he had AC but it only got the room down to 86f 
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Jul 12, 2022 02:32
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then we left and went to the margarita factory, where we have never once ordered a margarita instead we had 25 ounce frosty mugs of beer and chimichangas
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Jul 12, 2022 02:33
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TIP posted:wacky relationship update: I have a date this friday with a high libido lady You got this buddy, wear your tear away pants :giggity:
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Jul 12, 2022 02:34
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Literally A Person posted:Accomplishment today: Dayum! Looking good!
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Jul 12, 2022 02:35
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TIP posted:hey ruby did you see the new thor yet? no not yet, i have to do too much bullshit for other people this week so maybe on thursday i'll go see it. was it good? the heat is driving me loving insane
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Jul 12, 2022 02:35
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new thor was not great cost of fixing the car was not too bad though! $400 altogether including the cost of the O2 sensor and the catalytic converter (everything online says $1000-$3000, so it feels good to only pay $400) car seems to be running better than it was before the catalytic converter got stolen, so that's good too
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Jul 12, 2022 02:36
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aw man still, a hemsworth filled afternoon is not something i will ever refuse
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Jul 12, 2022 02:38
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Literally A Person posted:Accomplishment today: slick as hell
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Jul 12, 2022 02:38
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Ruby Gloom posted:aw man there's one part that will make you very happy I think it's an MCU first
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Jul 12, 2022 02:40
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TIP posted:kreemo come back
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Jul 12, 2022 02:40
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TIP posted:there's one part that will make you very happy i'm gonna pour an ice blast in my pants
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Jul 12, 2022 02:41
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I gotta go get a proper haircut I think it will be the second professional haircut I've had in the last 2.5 years
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Jul 12, 2022 02:42
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Ruby Gloom posted:i'm gonna pour an ice blast in my pants ok then I guess two parts that will make you very happy
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Jul 12, 2022 02:42
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Ruby Gloom posted:excellent work sir DONKEY SALAMI posted:Dayum! Looking good! Prof. Crocodile posted:slick as hell Thanks, goons. I am trying to celebrate every little achievement to just keep myself motivated and this is like the best thread for it.
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Jul 12, 2022 02:43
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Literally A Person posted:Thanks, goons. I am trying to celebrate every little achievement to just keep myself motivated and this is like the best thread for it. I'm hella jealous of your skills
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Jul 12, 2022 02:43
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Did a quick web search to see if Kreemo had surfaced elsewhere and it turns out that he is MC Hammer?
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Jul 12, 2022 02:46
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TIP posted:I'm hella jealous of your skills This is literally the only reason I skate. Just to stoke your envy. Every time I skate I think of how much fun it's going to be to rub it in your face. just kidding. thank you for the funky fresh compliment. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Jul 12, 2022 |
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Jul 12, 2022 02:48
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Prof. Crocodile posted:Did a quick web search to see if Kreemo had surfaced elsewhere and it turns out that he is MC Hammer? his final tweet https://twitter.com/kreemo/status/841121337280192512
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Jul 12, 2022 02:51
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TIP posted:his final tweet 
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Jul 12, 2022 02:55
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