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Cheap red wine mixed with sprite is trashy delicious summer cookout refreshment This stuff in a 4 liter jug for 18 bucks   E: loving hell https://i.imgur.com/44Lwuus.gifv BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jul 13, 2022 |
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Jul 13, 2022 01:10
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TIP posted:the third lady I ever had sex was laughing our first time because the way I initiated sex was whispering into her ear "hey, uhh, wanna get naked?" I now hear all of tip's posts in a butthead voice
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Jul 13, 2022 01:12
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TIP posted:I find that I'm not that great at being smooth, but being incredibly awkward has its own charms Hey that's my move, back off. You got the ginger and big balls thing going for you. Use those instead.
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Jul 13, 2022 01:13
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Computer viking posted:Ha, I've made kalimotxo by accident before (using the same glasses for red wine and cola, at the same time, carries risks). It sounds like it should be awful, but it's remarkably drinkable. I'm not sure if it's more or less trashy than vodka/energy-drink-of-your-choice, though. I don't drink anymore but vodka with literally any drinkable liquid was my drink of choice for many years, so I'm deffo not here to judge the relative trashiness of any drink. Alcohol snobs are boring, everyone can drink what they like.
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Jul 13, 2022 01:13
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TIP posted:at my eighth grade homecoming dance I tried asking some girls to dance in a normal way and I was striking out consistently Ugh jesus we get it TIP, you're a considerate person
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Jul 13, 2022 01:13
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one time my mom decided to make sangria for me and my friends I think she was winging it, she started out just combining wine with sliced fruit but it didn't really infuse or anything and it just tasted like wine so then she threw it all in the blender and it turned into what we all agreed was basically alcoholic applesauce
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Jul 13, 2022 01:14
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TIP posted:
That…actually sounds ok?
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Jul 13, 2022 01:16
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Cheap red wine mixed with sprite is trashy delicious summer cookout refreshment I haven't thought about Carlo Rossi in forever but my friends and I definitely consumed at least 1000 of those giant bottles of sangria in our early 20s. That was in the early 2000s, I think back then it was like 12 bucks but I might be remembering wrong
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Jul 13, 2022 01:16
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i would like to get drunk and smoke some cigarettes
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Jul 13, 2022 01:16
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:That…actually sounds ok? I mean, we ate it it wasn't repugnant, just a weird and very calorie dense way to get drunk
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Jul 13, 2022 01:18
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TIP posted:I mean, we ate it Alcoholic smoothie sounds awesome
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Jul 13, 2022 01:20
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To relax after work I'm going to go smoke some pot and eat some gimbap now
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Jul 13, 2022 01:25
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im high as hell on shatter
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Jul 13, 2022 01:28
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DorkusMalorkus posted:To relax after work I'm going to go smoke some pot and eat some gimbap now hell yeah i was just scrolling my Instagram feed which is a stunning mix of Brazilian and Korean food hashtags. and for some reason a lot of beautiful ladies from those places, even though I'm only subscribed to like #hambúrguergourmet and stuff
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Jul 13, 2022 01:29
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Ruby Gloom posted:i would like to get drunk and smoke some cigarettes But think about your butthole Ruby!  
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Jul 13, 2022 01:30
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AARD VARKMAN posted:hell yeah Beautiful ladies love gimbap and burgers
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Jul 13, 2022 01:32
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Zil posted:But think about your butthole Ruby! but... but.. i don't want a giant butthole  i am interested in those cheese slices though
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Jul 13, 2022 01:33
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anyone wanna play call of duty zombies on xbox or something with me
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Jul 13, 2022 01:33
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Beautiful ladies love gimbap and burgers  One of the latinas I clicked on (for research purposes) said it was specifically shown to me because of a post I liked. I went in to my likes and the only two images I have liked are adorable Texel lambs 
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Jul 13, 2022 01:36
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Zil posted:But think about your butthole Ruby! 
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Jul 13, 2022 01:40
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wow I better start smoking so all my inside parts don't fall out
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Jul 13, 2022 01:41
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soon after
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Jul 13, 2022 01:41
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AARD VARKMAN posted:wow I better start smoking so all my inside parts don't fall out if you've never smoked you'll be fine, but if you start you better keep going
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Jul 13, 2022 01:42
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does smoking make the butthole smaller because this is all math i can't do
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Jul 13, 2022 01:43
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on almost 6 months no cigarettes!
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Jul 13, 2022 01:45
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Zil posted:But think about your butthole Ruby! Hell yeah you can poo poo a soup can
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Jul 13, 2022 01:46
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Sid Vicious posted:on almost 6 months no cigarettes!  How many new friend requests?
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Jul 13, 2022 01:47
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I'm imagining lying down on all that cheese Maybe some of the cheese is melting Maybe I'm sinking into it and becoming one with it (a Kraft Single™)
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Jul 13, 2022 01:47
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I'm imagining lying down on all that cheese Aaaaaw yeah you get in that cheese you lactosey thot *wipes forehead* S-sorry about that I dont know what just happened
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Jul 13, 2022 02:03
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Zil posted:soon after I want you to know I appreciate this post btw
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Jul 13, 2022 02:05
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Sid Vicious posted:on almost 6 months no cigarettes! drat that butthole has to be huge by now
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Jul 13, 2022 02:06
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TIP posted:drat that butthole has to be huge by now 50% expansion in diameter
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Jul 13, 2022 02:09
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So about the size of a V8 (beverage, not the engine)
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Jul 13, 2022 02:10
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sid basically has a cloaca now
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Jul 13, 2022 02:12
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I told my father in law today that I place my penis against my stomach and lash it in place using pants/belt so if anyone attacks me I can pee in their face blinding them.
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Jul 13, 2022 02:14
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So is your father in law able to see again or is it permanent
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Jul 13, 2022 02:15
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I told my father in law today that I place my penis against my stomach and lash it in place using pants/belt so if anyone attacks me I can pee in their face blinding them. You mean just showing your balls doesn’t thwart all attacks against you?
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Jul 13, 2022 02:18
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:I want you to know I appreciate this post btw Its too good of a photoshop to not have it spread far and wide.
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Jul 13, 2022 02:29
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I'm 9? years off cigs this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!! My butthole is loving HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 13, 2022 02:39
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:50% expansion in diameter much more by my calculations it's doubled at least 4 times by now
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Jul 13, 2022 02:50
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