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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Friend posted:

Spoiler for today's wordle: Agape

:golfclap:

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Friend posted:

Spoiler for today's wordle: Agape
:lol:

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Friend posted:

Spoiler for today's wordle: Agape
aring

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
From the land of rough chuckles, I bring you:

anime was right posted:

all my abes gone

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

canyoneer posted:

A thread in which every day, Abe gets owned very hard

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



john anime booth posted:

lol

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



One More Fat Nerd posted:

From the land of rough chuckles, I bring you:

lmao

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

priznat posted:

Robocop is probably the hardest R movie to get a toy line tie in lol


Milo and POTUS posted:

Of course it was a hard R, he was a cop after all

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Lobok posted:

Some of you may think that's a joke but they do in fact sell swords at Bass Pro Shop.

Hyperlynx posted:

That makes sense. What else would you fight a fish with?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
e: /\Well now I'm double mad/\

Lobok posted:

Some of you may think that's a joke but they do in fact sell swords at Bass Pro Shop.

Hyperlynx posted:

That makes sense. What else would you fight a fish with?

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

During the flight I smiled to myself when I realized the Deck has allowed me to join an elite and rare group: People who have played (emulated) Bomberman for the Sega Saturn on an airplane. lol.

Vic posted:

Yes but that's mainly because emulating bombermen on airplanes has been highly frowned upon

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Saturn Bomberman is actually the best bomberman, is it available for steam now or does steamdeck have an easy way to load ROMs or something? Is there a reliable Saturn emulator now?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
yeah retroarch is on steam now

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

KaneOfNod posted:

I've faked cybersex. I told her we were in PM and nobody else in the room (irc.webmaster.com #newgrounds.com) could see what we were doing (they could). I proceeded to have trouble unclasping her bra, got the screaming shits (I remember the quote "ASSCHUNKS!!!!"), and knocked over a candle, setting the room ablaze.

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



Dewgy posted:

He is glizzin’

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

General Battuta posted:

The fisting was a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

navyjack posted:

Thread title

sebmojo posted:

I'm, uh, not sure it will fit

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Radio Paranoia posted:

Good lord, what is happening in that midsection?

ZixTheYeti posted:

Aurora Vorealis.

taco show
Oct 6, 2011

motherforker


From the pos Tesla thread

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

"I'm not the owner! I'm not the owner!" I cry as my wallet slowly shrinks and I turn into the Twitter ceo

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I did not invade Ukraine I did not! Oh HIMARS.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

goth smoking cloves posted:

Autobanning because no one understands the deep symbolism of my daily gifs

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




That is a very funny forum quote :golfclap:

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Your Gay Uncle posted:

Not a big company, but I was an assistant for a failing mohel during college. The pay wasn't great but there was always a chance for a tip

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



Stryder posted:

AH poo poo, TONY! IT'S DA GABA-GHOUL!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Click through to check the date on this one.

Evilreaver posted:

Monkey's paw curls a finger, WW3 begins 8 July 2022

Then recall what happened last week.

quote:

On 8 July 2022, Shinzo Abe, a former prime minister of Japan and a serving member of the House of Representatives, was assassinated while speaking at a political event outside Yamato-Saidaiji Station in Nara, Nara Prefecture, Japan.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Watts posted:

wow this is like setting your balls on fire by mistake, then trying to put it out with an icepick.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Platystemon posted:

Click through to check the date on this one.

Then recall what happened last week.

I mean it sucks for abe, but it's hardly WW3
4 pinocchios

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Evilreaver1914 posted:

I mean it sucks for Archduke Franz Ferdinand, but it's hardly WW1
4 pinocchios

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



watch reverend moon start a loving war

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Abe was not nearly as beloved by his country as Franz Ferdinand was by his. Also it was a Japanese man who did the deed.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Malachite_Dragon posted:

Abe was not nearly as beloved by his country as Franz Ferdinand was by his. Also it was a Japanese man who did the deed.

And instead of happening against the background of a tense pan-European Mexican standoff in the Balkans, the motive for Abe's murder was the Moonies defrauding the shooter's mother out of her savings and Abe being buddy-buddy with them. WW3 will have to wait for another day.

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

ok, i will start it

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ChubbyChecker posted:

ok, i will start it

Someone has to, might as well be a goon.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

ChubbyChecker posted:

ok, i will start it

At the gay bar
Gay bar

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

barbecue at the folks posted:

instead of happening against the background of a tense pan-European Mexican standoff in the Balkans

With hindsight, it was a mistake to let those Mexicans into the Balkans.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
World War 3 started when a phrenology cultist threw a bunch of mentos in a diet coke and pointed it at a yakuza guy having doodoo cramps in a gas station parking lot.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Zil posted:

Someone has to, might as well be a goon.

Going from the past 20 years of history, traditionally it has been

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The Anime Liker posted:

World War 3 started when a phrenology cultist threw a bunch of mentos in a diet coke and pointed it at a yakuza guy having doodoo cramps in a gas station parking lot.

Spoilers for the next Yakuza game much, jeez

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

eSports Chaebol posted:

some day BMW will sell a service that provides something they previously did not implement at all, such as turn signals

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Milo and POTUS posted:

Going from the past 20 years of history, traditionally it has been

I was just thinking about the goon who accidentally invaded Syria

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Malachite_Dragon posted:

Abe was not nearly as beloved by his country as Franz Ferdinand was by his. Also it was a Japanese man who did the deed.
It wasn't about the popularity of Franz Ferdinand. It was about "Serbs shouldn't piss on the Austro-Hungarian Empire".

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