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https://twitter.com/BBCFLauraKT/status/1547162553167527936 https://twitter.com/WriterJackWhite/status/1546994415394295809 fuctifino fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Jul 13, 2022 |
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/CharlotteIvers/status/1547253994849959941?t=tW-nT82sPD67dAesHCM--g&s=09 To be fair to her, I would definitely postpone diving after a belly flop, especially on camera.
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Tesseraction posted:https://twitter.com/CharlotteIvers/status/1547253994849959941?t=tW-nT82sPD67dAesHCM--g&s=09 If the one she was in was anything like the American version, like half the participants of that had to withdraw due to injuries so there may be something to it edit - the actual winner ruptured his eardrum and had to doctor shop until he could find one to clear him to resume lol
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Labour shot Boris Johnson with the alcoholic adulterer gun.
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Umbra Dubium posted::tobyyoung: Isn't that just some combination of  and  ?
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It would have been great if Corbyn had joined the Tories just to run in the leadership, then if he won, immediately disbanded them.
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This is the exact look, including the grasp of the glasses, of every 2000s porno involving school teachers.
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happyhippy posted:This is the exact look, including the grasp of the glasses, of every 2000s porno involving school teachers. Except the entire thing is melons.
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happyhippy posted:This is the exact look, including the grasp of the glasses, of every 2000s porno involving school teachers. I never got into emoji-based porn myself. Except for  
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  Annnnnyways... has a government ever called no no confidence in itself before? Did that happen to May?
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happyhippy posted:This is the exact look, including the grasp of the glasses, of every 2000s porno involving school teachers. Bloody hell, that's the vibe i got off it as well... although i had added latex & stiletto boots to the image. And no, that's not my "thing"... i think high heels are very stupid footwear. 
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The correct position, as high heels are the footwear of cavaliers and monarchy.
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It allows them to mount their horse if the pig is unavailable.
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OwlFancier posted:The correct position, as high heels are the footwear of cavaliers and monarchy. Correct position you say?
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Umbra Dubium posted::tobyyoung: Oh God I see it now. Although Toby Young clearly just thinks he’s Spider Jerusalem.
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More like Rock Spider Jerusalem.
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The proletarian elevated footwear is the platform sole.
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jiggerypokery posted:
When the Fixed Term Parliaments Act was law it was the only way to call a General Election earlier than five years after the last one. That Act was repealed in March, though, so what's happening here is anyone's guess. The most likely assumption is that if there's an obvious winner in the Tory leadership contest by Monday, everyone else will stand down to avoid a run-off and the VONC will be passed so they can eject Boros immediately and the new leader can form a government - a GE only following a VONC if nobody can command a majority. If there isn't, they'll defeat the motion and everything will carry on as it is. The comedy option: they don't have a new leader lined up, but Labour abstain and a Tory split plus the SNP is enough to carry the motion.
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Pincher will be heading the governments no no confidence vote.
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Microplastics posted:Agreed. I hope you whipped to abstain when free mouse meals came to a vote I accidentally put some dry dog food outside. Now that mouse will have no ambition and will not succeed in life.
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so he and his ilk can continue being an utterly useless sack of guff and they'll get into government by default lol i really do hate this zombie country
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Guavanaut posted:More like Rock Spider Jerusalem.
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Woo! Got my cost of not dying payment!
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hell same. part of me is ready to waste it on booze already. Another more sober part is like 'no, you will need it this winter'. atleast im out of my overdraft for the first time in like a month
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cyril sneeeer posted:hell same. part of me is ready to waste it on booze already. Don't waste it friend. That's what the Tories want you to do. I listened to trash future today for the first time and realized that the UKs income disparity is the worst of Europe. That's loving insane. I
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We invented the primary cause of it so it bloody well should be.
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OwlFancier posted:We invented the primary cause of it so it bloody well should be. Im just as bitter about the boredum of bog people as you are
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HopperUK posted:Thank gently caress the heat's eased off for a bit. good thing you didn't give him a cookie, I hear that only leads to bad things
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It's so dopey. There are millions of little rodents out there fighting and dying and being eaten every night, but now I'm aware there is a mouse in the garden who was having a hard time and I could not rest until I went to try to do something about it. It's just a mouse. Good grief. I hope the fox that also lives in the garden doesn't get him.
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Speaking of rodents, I recently learned there's a hedgehog living in next doors garden (under their shed), cos I saw her snuffling around when I was taking out the bins. Our neighbours got her checked out by a local wildlife charity, and she is happy and healthy and omg she's PREGNANT!!! When I sit in the garden in the evenings or early mornings I can hear her just going about her hedgehog business, and it brings me unbridled joy.
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