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Suddenly old rivalries are forgotten as an oversized pickup truck quad parks
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Jul 12, 2022 18:04
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- Cinderful
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From a dust beaten Lincoln Town car, the barely audible beat of "Get back" by Ludacris can be heard in the background
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Jul 13, 2022 06:07
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- Escape From Noise
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From a dust beaten Lincoln Town car, the barely audible beat of "Get back" by Ludacris can be heard in the background
...Dirty D?
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Jul 13, 2022 07:52
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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No you hang up first!
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Jul 13, 2022 23:35
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- nut
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*claps fist into palm* i'm about to put the wiggly in this fuckin piggly
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Jul 14, 2022 00:07
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- Escape From Noise
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Suplexing your jabroni rear end into a 2000 Honda Prius
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Jul 14, 2022 02:12
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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No you kiss me hello first! (They don't realize they can kiss each other at the same time.)
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Jul 14, 2022 05:12
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- nut
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i said we'd meet at the pizza hut
well i said we'd meet at the taco bell
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Jul 14, 2022 17:48
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- FPzero
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Game Over
Return of Mido
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Back in college some of my housemates got really into fistfighting in our townhouse complex's parking lot for fun. We'd just be hanging out at like 10pm and one of them would suddenly go "Hey, you wanna have a fistfight in the parking lot?" to the other roommate and we'd all file outside to watch them duke it out for a few minutes. sometimes they'd hurt each other a little and compliment each other on the other's effort.
sig by Heather Papps!
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Jul 14, 2022 18:29
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- xcheopis
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*puts up street beefs flyers on light poles, car windows, and people's backs*
Vet scans the microchip of the kitty I found
"Um. Well, there's an address here"
Driving down the continent with a pistol in her lap
Followed by a handsome man who says his name is Jack
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Jul 16, 2022 19:46
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- baka of lathspell
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bringing the wrong comb to the rumble that has absolutely no effect on my wet penguin-like slob of hair settled back into a dead immovable mountain
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Jul 17, 2022 22:53
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- nut
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trying to wrestle the shopping cart chain free but I don’t have a dollar
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Jul 18, 2022 04:11
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