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Horror at Party Beach is a weird movie because it completely undercuts all threat of the monsters with those goofy faces.
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If they'd even just... not crammed their mouths full of pickles? Given them teeth instead? Or one of those scary lampray mouths? Such a difference. I guess they probably wouldn't have the budget for a decent looking lampray mouth, but jaggedy teeth seem like they wouldn't cost too much. It still wouldn't have been a good movie, but still.
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Jul 9, 2022 20:31
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The monster gets up and first thing, puts on his "Metal Machine Music"...
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Jul 9, 2022 21:47
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Julet Esqu posted:If they'd even just... not crammed their mouths full of pickles? Given them teeth instead? Or one of those scary lampray mouths? Such a difference. I guess they probably wouldn't have the budget for a decent looking lampray mouth, but jaggedy teeth seem like they wouldn't cost too much. They made a comic book version (using pictures from the movie), and that version had some monsters with teeth.  I guess at some point they went with the hot dogs instead.
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Jul 9, 2022 22:10
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Clouseau posted:I have such a soft spot for Gamera Vs Guiron because its such a slice of corny cheese. The weird old women in the kooky costumes, the wild sets, the silly monster - it's just the easiest Gamera to watch imo, I can even throw on the fairly quiet KTMA version because of how charming the movie is. My main takeaway from that Gamera movie: CORNJOB!
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Jul 9, 2022 22:37
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Sydney Bottocks posted:The monster gets up and first thing, puts on his "Metal Machine Music"... I know how he feels. I like to move a big log the first thing in the morning too. 
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Jul 9, 2022 22:40
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Original soundtrack by Nigel Tufnel.
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Jul 9, 2022 23:37
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I brought my Drake posted:My main takeaway from that Gamera movie: CORNJOB! Cornjob?!
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Jul 10, 2022 00:22
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Jul 10, 2022 03:58
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Wynorski Watch: the director of Munchie just this year released a film called Bigfoot or Bust, billed as The Breast Bigfoot Movie Ever.
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Jul 10, 2022 20:34
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Down down
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Jul 10, 2022 20:36
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muscles like this! posted:Horror at Party Beach is a weird movie because it completely undercuts all threat of the monsters with those goofy faces. This was my first ever MST3K, and holy poo poo it got me instantly hooked. Look Polish? Do farts have lumps?
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Jul 10, 2022 21:11
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sodium
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Jul 10, 2022 21:37
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Afrikaner beach movies, you can't beat 'em!
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Jul 10, 2022 22:03
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They edited the hell out of this movie.
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Jul 10, 2022 22:29
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Will we ever know why the female lead, and only the female lead, is clearly dubbed over?
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Jul 10, 2022 22:49
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Goodbye, Libby. 
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Jul 10, 2022 22:54
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:sodium  MY SKULL!!
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Jul 10, 2022 23:43
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pairofdimes posted:Will we ever know why the female lead, and only the female lead, is clearly dubbed over? https://sistercelluloid.com/2015/05/29/the-real-horror-of-party-beach-is-the-actual-movie/ quote:Alice Lyon, who played Elaine, was dubbed for the entire movie—and if the maddeningly hammy voiceover was an improvement, her actual voice must have made the paint peel. When she made this film, Lyon, the wealthy daughter of a diplomat, was married to Hugh Auchincloss III, the stepbrother of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.
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Jul 10, 2022 23:55
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I could duplicate this mirror though it just be cheaper to buy onnnneeeee
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Jul 11, 2022 00:21
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The Velvet Underground hadn't really found its edge yet.
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Jul 11, 2022 01:08
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I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'm going to do the Zombie Stomp.
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Jul 11, 2022 01:08
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Down down...
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Jul 11, 2022 01:13
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:I don't know about you guys, but I don't think I'm going to do the Zombie Stomp. Say what you will about her, at least she's not doing The Zombie Stomp.
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Jul 11, 2022 01:19
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happyhippy posted:https://sistercelluloid.com/2015/05/29/the-real-horror-of-party-beach-is-the-actual-movie/ Wow, the strangest people are always involved in these terrible movies.
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Jul 11, 2022 01:24
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happyhippy posted:https://sistercelluloid.com/2015/05/29/the-real-horror-of-party-beach-is-the-actual-movie/ If you put a gun to my head and told me to guesstimate how many people named “Hugh Auchincloss” there have ever been, I would have said “two at most.”
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Jul 11, 2022 02:23
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The Incredible, HORRIBLE Mr. Limpet.
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Jul 11, 2022 02:31
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Jean Paul Sartre's existentialist beatnik biker gang has a beach day
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Jul 11, 2022 04:14
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Jean Paul Sartre's existentialist beatnik biker gang has a beach day Chances are, I'll kick your scrawny rear end!
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Jul 11, 2022 12:40
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Hang on, let me throw a gay man at you.
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Jul 11, 2022 13:10
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Mister Kingdom posted:Chances are, I'll kick your scrawny rear end! Johnny Mathis?! Alright, get my gun!
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Jul 11, 2022 14:07
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Cedar lattice! Works every time.
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Jul 11, 2022 14:08
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Hang on, let me throw a gay man at you. That scene always gets me. I think it's the way he has to hop a couple of steps before the kick.
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Jul 11, 2022 15:30
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I'm Lulabelle
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Jul 13, 2022 03:29
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It's a throwaway joke, but I really love whenever Crow is dressed up for a formal occasion and they slick his headgear back.
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Jul 14, 2022 00:11
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 I'm drunk, oh no
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Jul 14, 2022 00:45
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Cross-Section posted:
Jack Elam Crow is the best Crow. 
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Jul 14, 2022 02:23
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Mister Kingdom posted:Jack Elam Crow is the best Crow. my duuuuuuuuuuude THE EGG!
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Jul 14, 2022 02:25
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How many times over the course of the show has Crow been set on fire? 3? 5?
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It's a Death Ray for peaceful purposes
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