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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

IcePhoenix posted:

pretty sure you want Sheamus

also it just feels so obvious to me that Cody was the original intended winner lol

They'll have Becky and Seth win and kiss like Cole and Britt Baker at DoN.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Drew or Sami

Becky, Asuka, or Liv

Those are who you should root for.

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Sami should win

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


IcePhoenix posted:

pretty sure you want Sheamus

also it just feels so obvious to me that Cody was the original intended winner lol

They have no one else

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/alandad1958/status/1543390609184104448?s=20&t=D8vcH-PBUHOPxdifimjbuw

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


Oh gently caress yes

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Alan Angels' dad having a Twitter to be he's son's fan is the most wholesome thing

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


He made the right choice, good way to start elevating yourself on the indies

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Impact taping results from Saturday:

-Brian Myers defeated Aidan Price to retain the Impact Digital Media title
-Gisele Shaw defeated Alisha Edwards
-Johnny Swinger and Zicky Dice came out for a promo, with Swinger demanding a better reaction in his hometown. People booed in response.
-Bhupinder Gujjar defeated Johnny Swinger
-Speedball Mike Bailey defeated Alan Angels to retain the X Division Championship. After the match, Joe Doering and Deaner ran out and attacked both men. Deaner demanded that Josh Alexander come out. Eric Young came out instead and expressed disappointment in Doering’s loss. Deaner asked Young to give them another chance, which Young agreed to.
-Trey Miguel defeated Laredo Kid
-PCO defeated Black Taurus. After the match, Honor No More came to the ring and celebrated with PCO until Heath emerged from the crowd and laid Kenny King out with a neckbreaker. Heath then exited, going back into the crowd.
-Rich Swann defeated Shera
-Mia Yim defeated Deonna Purrazzo in a number one contender’s match for the Impact Knockouts title.
-Josh Alexander and The Motor City Machine Guns defeated Violent by Design
-Steve Maclin defeated James Storm. After the match, Sami Callihan came to the ring and attempted to help Maclin, but Maclin retreated instead.
-Chelsea Green defeated Mickie James
-Masha Slamovich defeated Tenille Dashwood
-Honor No More (Eddie Edwards, Matt Taven, Mike Bennett, and Kenny King) defeated the Bullet Club (The Good Brothers, Ace Austin, and Chris Bey)

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Shera?? The innovator of the #SheraShuffle?!?

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Good to see vlan vungles get some decent match time. Looking forward to see how he grows.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Eddie Kingston def. Konosuke Takeshita
Mercedes Martinez & Serena Deeb def. Kayla Sparks & Christina Marie. Deeb attacks Mercedes afterwards.
Gates of Agony def. Jonathan Gresham & Lee Moriarty after Gresham walked out on Moriarty, appearing to Join Tully Blanchard.
Orange Cassidy def. Tony Nese

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Wtf Gresham

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Aw. I really liked Deeb/Martinez. :smith:

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Gresham/Moriarty for the ROH title would be real good, but also super weird that the angle set up already and people signed felt more like Brian Cage was Gresham's next challenger and its weird if that might be aligned with Tully

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I feel like Gresham vs. Moriarty is the "long term" angle for Moriarty and this is the unsuccessful first shot at it.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Pylons posted:

I feel like Gresham vs. Moriarty is the "long term" angle for Moriarty and this is the unsuccessful first shot at it.

idk about calling it unsuccessful based off of a line of text

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

flatluigi posted:

idk about calling it unsuccessful based off of a line of text

I think what they're saying is this will be Lee's first shot at Gresham and he'll be unsuccessful to set something up in the future where he triumphs.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Gresham should literally stretch Moriarty so that all his entrance shirts stop coming down to mid-thigh and he stops looking like he’s porky piggin’ it down to the ring every drat time he shows up anywhere

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Matches being advertised for the next Impact tapings:

Friday
-Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelly
-KUSHIDA vs. Rich Swann
-Deonna Purrazzo and Chelsea Green vs. Jordynne Grace and Mia Yim
-The OGK vs. Ace Austin and Chris Bey

Saturday
-"Speedball" Mike Bailey vs. Rocky Romero
-The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Joe Doering and Deaner
-PCO vs. Doc Gallows

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Jul 13, 2022

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

john walters showed up on elevation

Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
I love Hairspray

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rampage

House of Black (Malakai Black and Brody King) defeat Dark Order (John Silver and Alex Reynolds). Postmatch Darby Allin and Sting brawl with Brody and Malakai
Jonathan Gresham retains the ROH title over Lee Moriarty. Postmatch Gresham says he's the best in the world, and is confronted by Claudio Castagnoli
Athena and Kris Statlander defeat Charlotte and Robyn Renegade. Postmatch the Baddies (Jade Cargill, Kiera Hogan and Leila Grey) attack Athena and Kris
Gunn Club and the Acclaimed brawl
Lucha Bros defeat Private Party

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I was hoping for more follow up for Miro and Malakai. Maybe later.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
“Athena and Kris Statlander defeat Charlotte”

Had to read that again

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Wasn't it supposed to be Hangman and Dark Order vs all 3 of HOB?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

They never said that, no

Kvantum
Feb 5, 2006
Skee-entist

Gaz-L posted:

Wasn't it supposed to be Hangman and Dark Order vs all 3 of HOB?

Buddy Murphy's injured at the moment, so no, couldn't be.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Kvantum posted:

Buddy Murphy's injured at the moment, so no, couldn't be.

He's still wrestling.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Renegade Twins would've been a better addition to the Baddies than Leila imo

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Impact tapings from Friday:

-Before The Impact: Laredo Kid defeated Johnny Swinger
-Before The Impact: Bhupinder Gujjar defeated Vincent w/Maria; Vincent was distracted by Heath's music, and Heath attacked him after the match.
-Before The Impact: Matt Vine defeated OVW's Ryan "Ryan Van Rock" Howe (ed. note: three BTI matches? I’m guessing this one is not actually aired)

-Chelsea Green and Deonna Purrazzo defeats Mia Yim & Jordynne Grace
-X-Division Championship: Mike Bailey (c) defeated Deaner
-Masha Slamovich defeated Madison Rayne w/Gisele Shaw; Slamovich handed Shaw an envelope after the match.
-Bullet Club (Chris Bey and Ace Austin) defeated Matt Taven and Mike Bennett w/Maria due to the interference of Heath
-Alex Shelley defeated Chris Sabin; after the match, Violent By Design attacked Shelley and Sabin. KUSHIDA debuted and makes the save.
-Digital Media Championship: Brian Myers (c) defeated Black Taurus; after the match, Bhupinder Gujjar threw Myers in the ring and he, Taurus and Crazzy Steve attacked Myers.
-Karl Anderson defeated Kenny King; after the match, King attacked Anderson with a chair, but Heath made the save.
-Tiffany Nieves defeated Jada Stone; Tasha Steelz was on commentary for the match.
-After the bell, Killer Kelly returned and attacked Nieves
-Josh Alexander defeated Shera; Shera seemingly got hurt, which cut the match short.
-Sami Callihan called out Moose and Maclin; Moose and Maclin evidently did a backstage vignette that showed they'll be working together.
-KUSHIDA defeated Rich Swann

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Edward Mass posted:

-Alex Shelley defeated Chris Sabin; after the match, Violent By Design attacked Shelley and Sabin. KUSHIDA debuted and makes the save.

:3:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/JJWilliamsWON/status/1548380124986322946?t=Nz8t53IDxAZ6kpRbuNjp6Q&s=19

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





this is how I find out they released *checks notes* Troy Donovan from the Fed, after only uhhhh six matches with them, with a 3-3 win-loss record to boot

lol. lmao

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Venomous posted:

this is how I find out they released *checks notes* Troy Donovan from the Fed, after only uhhhh six matches with them, with a 3-3 win-loss record to boot

lol. lmao

Officially he wasn't released

He was murdered

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

wait

Two Dimes was Cole Karter????

lmao he had more matches on Dark and Elevation in 2021 than he had in his entire NXT contract

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Harland also debuted in AEW in Aryia Davairi's stable. Two Dimes won his match 👀

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

KungFu Grip posted:

Harland also debuted

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Kayla Rossi is also back

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjvB2Lr1nZA

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