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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
I'll have mine with extra farts, please.

The pungent fizz helps me to stay alert during those long gaming sessions.

Edit: a delicious, nutricious snipe

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Fart water, you say?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Marcade posted:

Fart water, you say?

Reminds me of cement mixer shots we used to get people to drink as gags at house parties

https://www.thespruceeats.com/cement-mixer-shot-recipe-759617

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Brother Tadger posted:

Reminds me of cement mixer shots we used to get people to drink as gags at house parties

https://www.thespruceeats.com/cement-mixer-shot-recipe-759617

This was a right of passage in college and for the first time in 10 years I got to encourage a newly ex-Mormon friend to try it. I did warn him ahead of time of what it would do.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

The Bloop posted:

Oh good, I prefer fart free water

Yeah but I don't wanna pay so I'll just take the free fart water.

Irisi
Feb 18, 2009

Brother Tadger posted:

Reminds me of cement mixer shots we used to get people to drink as gags at house parties

https://www.thespruceeats.com/cement-mixer-shot-recipe-759617

Between these, Jägerbombs and lighting Black Sambuca shots on fire before flinging them down our stupid throats, it's a miracle any of us got through university with our braincells mostly intact.

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS

Brother Tadger posted:

Reminds me of cement mixer shots we used to get people to drink as gags at house parties

https://www.thespruceeats.com/cement-mixer-shot-recipe-759617
Thank you for this info, I did not know the drink and I tried it last night with some friends. It was a lot of fun and everyone enjoyed it.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer
My first thought was "no loving way."

After some Googling, I'm increasingly coming around to Simulationist Theory.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


did they hire the designer that makes the parody businesses in GTA

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Amazingly they managed to make it look like both a phallus and boobs.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

That's a strap-on

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Sir Lemming posted:

Amazingly they managed to make it look like both a phallus and boobs.

So we have dick-butt, how about dick-boobs?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
Let-the-internet-vote delivers another winner:

https://elections.ulstercountyny.gov/i-voted-sticker-contest/


Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

:yeshaha:

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Votey McVoteface

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
The kids are, indeed, alright. :allears:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

hell yeah hudson, way to go

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Shafil has to feel cheated. Though they did not really know their audience from the looks of it. They didn't even break 1k votes.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007

In 8th grade, our class got to vote for our graduation slogan. The choices were "Friends Forever" or "Buh-bye" from this SNL sketch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wg5lIpQkoOg

Buh-bye won, but the majority was overruled. The lesson here is democracy just doesn't work.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I appreciate Kaiden's reaction to voting

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil posted:

Shafil has to feel cheated. Though they did not really know their audience from the looks of it. They didn't even break 1k votes.

Lol, I didn't even look at the numbers. 3%...0%....another 0%...NINETY THREE PERCENT

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Yeah, but how many of those votes were mail-in? I call bullshit.

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009

I'd where that winning badge with pride

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Zil posted:

Shafil has to feel cheated. Though they did not really know their audience from the looks of it. They didn't even break 1k votes.
Shafil is the most foreign sounding name there too. And the second lowest has a WOMAN on it

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




PotatoManJack posted:

I'd where that winning badge with pride

Yeah but wear are you gonna put it

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Forget it, Shafil... It's Marbletown

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh
https://twitter.com/DojaCat/status/1542000632013303808

run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
I am too simple to figure out why that is problematic.

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands

run on sentience posted:

I am too simple to figure out why that is problematic.

Yeah, here's the prior tweet for context (DiGiorno was tagging their marketing onto a popular Doja Cat tweet):
https://twitter.com/DiGiorno/status/1541829691455283200

Paper Tiger has a new favorite as of 19:14 on Jul 14, 2022

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

SubponticatePoster posted:

I'll take "anagrams that never occurred to me" for $500, Alex.

I had this revelation with "subtext" & "buttsex" years ago

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010


The Ulster County Board of Elections seems pretty good

https://mashable.com/article/ulster-county-i-voted-sticker-contest posted:

"I was the first person from our office to ever see his design and I remember that moment vividly," said Ashley Dittus, Democratic commissioner for the Board of Elections. "I even printed it out and brought it around to everyone in the office because I thought it was so cool. Everyone agreed."

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

I'm not saying that this jingle would have been GOOD or anything, but I can't help but wonder what Pizza Hut picked instead

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



YeahTubaMike posted:

I'm not saying that this jingle would have been GOOD or anything, but I can't help but wonder what Pizza Hut picked instead

I got curious, spent a while looking on youtube, and then found out someone just posted it on that twitter thread anyway.

https://twitter.com/Mumford_N_Puns/status/1546496081806200833

It's not really interesting in a great or terrible way, more that it's like huh, guess someone just really wanted that "where the cheese go" idea to exist.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Wow, I was not ready for it to actually be worse. :monocle:

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

At least the Ween one will never leave my head ever again after hearing it. I literally can't remember the real one after closing the window.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


:geno: where's the cheese at

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Pizza hut copying Wendy's.

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Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

BMan posted:

:geno: where's the cheese at

I dunno.

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