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Gologle posted:You guys realize that's not the actual fatass posting that, right? I've unfortunately seen many examples of his twitter posts over the years, he isn't anywhere near that coherent. Every tweet that an intern obviously wrote for Trump had the cadence of an actual college graduate and was overloaded with decorum.
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Gologle posted:You guys realize that's not the actual fatass posting that, right? I've unfortunately seen many examples of his twitter posts over the years, he isn't anywhere near that coherent.
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Mirage posted:The number of bots and the volume of bot tweets are two wildly different things. Humans can't post as quickly or as often as a bot can, 24/7/365, nor can they scrape the data to tweet for maximum impact as efficiently. I wouldn't be surprised if the number of active, posting bots at any one time is significantly lower than the number of humans. They're just much more voluminous and (marginally) more annoying. I've never attempted to gain followers on my twitter account nor is there any reason why anyone would follow me on my twitter account because I barely use it but I have over 100 followers and I think maybe 5-6 of them are real people. I do believe there's tons of bot accounts, but I think not all of them actually tweet much of anything because lots of the ones I've looked at in my own followers have no tweets or just one or two tweets. just depends on what they made the bot for I guess.
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Fart Dumbass posted:I've never attempted to gain followers on my twitter account nor is there any reason why anyone would follow me on my twitter account because I barely use it but I have over 100 followers and I think maybe 5-6 of them are real people. I do believe there's tons of bot accounts, but I think not all of them actually tweet much of anything because lots of the ones I've looked at in my own followers have no tweets or just one or two tweets. just depends on what they made the bot for I guess. congratulations, you have now put more thought into this than elon did when he first offered 54.20 a share
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PITY BONER posted:The punctuation is way beyond his abilities, besides his brain not working enough to remember all those specific details about Elon. I feel that's a paraphrase of him saying "he'd probably worship me if I asked him to" or some other Trump ramble, and then his social media staff expanded it. It's probably this. Remember, you guys do not, in fact, "have to hand it to him."
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ben shapino posted:congratulations, you have now put more thought into this than elon did when he first offered 54.20 a share
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https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1547662389134233601 Jesus christ
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congratulations to Elon for becoming only the second most hosed-up looking Musk
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It’s all on-brand
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That sounds like the start of some Pharaoh's hosed-up family tree.
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Jul 14, 2022 23:57
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I mean what else is there to say.
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Elon had sex with his parents confirmed
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The Delaware Court of Chancery is a just that, a single court, with only seven folks on it. So, pretty limited options for finding the chumpiest of judges https://courts.delaware.gov/chancery/judges.aspx It's also worth noting that much like twitter, both tesla and SpaceX are incorporated in Delaware. And that court can hold you in contempt and send you to prison.
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A traveling jester-slash-part-time-bard is roaming around the countryside looking for a new patron, any patron, that will hire him. Starving, tired, and lightly delirious, he arrives at a large, gaudy castle. The court aide leads him into the castle's inner chamber where the ruler of the land sits impatiently. Jester: "Greetings, sire. My name is Curio, and I am a jester and poet of the finest talent and knowledge. I have come to offer my services to you for a modest price." King: "Ah. Greetings. I am King Elon of Stench, and your visit to my abode is not welcome unless you can impress me. What say you, man? Give me some mirth." Jester: "Very well, sire. Do you have any topics in mind, or shall I choose of my own?" King: "Tell me about my own penis."
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life is a musk family playthrough of crusader kings - we are all just living in it
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Vanadium Dame posted:The Delaware Court of Chancery is a just that, a single court, with only seven folks on it. So, pretty limited options for finding the chumpiest of judges https://courts.delaware.gov/chancery/judges.aspx Virtually every corp under the sun is incorporated in Delaware, so that court is also very well versed on handling billionaire babby circuses.
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ben shapino posted:Elon had sex with his parents confirmed Old Boy remake was secretly about him
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wasnt there some other billionaire that was screwing his own biological daughter Christ on a cross I despise these people
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Milo and POTUS posted:wasnt there some other billionaire that was screwing his own biological daughter I'm not sure trump is still a billionaire
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History has already trumped this with Grover Cleveland. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frances_Cleveland posted:She was originally given the first name Frank, in honor of an uncle, but later decided to adopt the feminine variant Frances.[3] A long-time close friend of Oscar Folsom, Grover Cleveland met his future wife when she was an infant and he was twenty-seven years old. He was fond of her, buying her a baby carriage and doting on her as she grew up. When her father died in a carriage accident on July 23, 1875, without having written a will, the court appointed Cleveland administrator of his estate.[2]
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This has got to be illegal, right? Right?
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The Lone Badger posted:This has got to be illegal, right? Right? Let me tell you a story about a man by the name of Woody Allen...
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The Lone Badger posted:This has got to be illegal, right? Right? I mean if you read my post, it was a story about a man who married his goddaughter who he met while she was an infant.
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kinda explains a lot about his shithead son
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What more can be said, except kill 'em all.
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they leaked that story now to soften coverage of elon's no good very bad year his parents were monsters, you see, how can you blame him??
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"Elon explains to Jack why gossip tweets made Errol merc his incestuous family" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qQ5UYVTcU
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Congratulations to both Musks and their respective step-daughters. 
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https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/07/judge-in-musk-twitter-case-forced-a-company-to-complete-a-merger-last-year/quote:Kathaleen McCormick, the court's chancellor, or chief judge, "has a no-nonsense reputation as well as the distinction of being one of the few jurists who has ever ordered a reluctant buyer to close a US corporate merger," 
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Ain’t nothin’ gone happen.
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Who pays more taxes to the state of delaware, tesla or twitter? Or does every company incorporate there because they don't pay any taxes at all.
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stratdax posted:Who pays more taxes to the state of delaware, tesla or twitter? Or does every company incorporate there because they don't pay any taxes at all. The latter.
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MrQwerty posted:kinda explains a lot about his shithead son Yeah it sure does. A man who is the offspring of an emerald mine, and “my name is buck and I’m here to gently caress”. More popcorn anyone?
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stratdax posted:Who pays more taxes to the state of delaware, tesla or twitter? Or does every company incorporate there because they don't pay any taxes at all. any state or country where every company is scrambling to incorporate means the companies cut a check to the guy in charge instead of having to pay taxes that'd cost ten times more
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TheBizzness posted:Ain’t nothin’ gone happen. Stuff is gonna happen, I don’t know why you think it won’t. It won’t be the end of Musk because rich people can’t die, but stuff will happen
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Hopefully in 8-10 years I can eat some crow about it.
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YOUNG REBELLIOUS ELON: I'll never be a creepy civilization wrecking parasite who thinks the only thing that matters is creating hosed up power dynamics with women and filling them with children like my father! I'll uh... *looks around the room frantically until his eyes settle on the bookcase* also like scifi!
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