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Frabba
May 30, 2008

Investing in chewy toy futures

Cpt Soban posted:

-80195

Soon to be recruited

What does it take for "will be recruited"?

IIRC that was the bottom tier of rep and there wasn't anything lower.

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shutupandshave
May 11, 2006
SUAS

schwaboy posted:

Some brief :words: before I slightly impale myself.

I had a lot of fun in Eve. I made a lot of friends. I was really intrigued by all the behind-the-scenes poo poo and desperately wanted to see more. At a goonp, I pressured Sion to find a role for me to be more useful. He shoehorned me into Blawrf McTaggart's recon group. It wasn't much longer before Blawrf was gone, and I became a mainstay of GSRecon. I was running a lot of recon poo poo as a subdir. Then, one morning, I woke up to messages of "rest in piss" and invites into illum. Suddenly, I found myself in a position I was unqualified for, and inevitably failed miserably at. I was the director of GSRecon. By the end of the Casino War, GSRecon was a mess, we couldn't keep eyes on stagers let alone follow enemy fleet movements, and I was stretched so thin I couldn't handle it. I bring all this up because I feel it's decent context for the part where I set myself on fire.

I'm about to stake out an apparently very unpopular opinion, and I don't care if it costs me :tenbux: or the respect of other people I also consider to be my friend (though it will make me sad).

Innominate is a genuinely good human, and he's getting a raw deal from this scandal. I understand the desire to burn the whole loving thing to the ground, I really do. But his mistakes are not ones of malice, but being jammed into a role he isn't right for. And I loving relate to that, pretty god drat hard.

Heh my favourite moment from the 'casino war', was the leaders of it sitting in a room 3/4 of the way through the invasion listening to Mittani doing a meta show saying "There is no invasion in deklein and we know, because goons are the only people left in the game that can still read a map, no one else can read a map, there is no invasion", and then we all laughed.
I trained innominate in specops in 2007 and I loved the dude. Maybe he pulled the wool over my eyes or maybe he hid his closet racist tendencies; either way he can gently caress off because he's been spouting that poo poo longer than he hasn't.

Anyway. You're one a handful of shitlords that followed me everywhere and posted some "lol you beat you wife, stupid rapist" level dumb comment everytime I tried to say hi to the people I used to play with.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I know you exposed the rotting, toxic core at the highest levels of the alliance, but have you considered that you are the bad guys in all this?

shutupandshave
May 11, 2006
SUAS

Cpt Soban posted:

-80195

Soon to be recruited

What does it take for "will be recruited"?

Depends. If you want to be recruited by mittani, it takes a degree in psychology (from the trump university) and a willingness to nosh him off (or nosh anyone else off to further Mittani's goals). Totally reasonable, right?

shutupandshave
May 11, 2006
SUAS

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I know you exposed the rotting, toxic core at the highest levels of the alliance, but have you considered that you are the bad guys in all this?



I cant get past any of these pics without wanting to reply "did you tell mittani bitch to hit the block button"

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I know you exposed the rotting, toxic core at the highest levels of the alliance, but have you considered that you are the bad guys in all this?



“How dare you not let the perpetrators get away with it all? Why did you have to keep fighting for the victims?”

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.


They banned deadtear :negative: free deadtear

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


SippieCup posted:




Homeland defence should replace the illuminati.

Somebody should reform hdef and usher in a new golden age of very, very good posting.

schwaboy
Jul 19, 2004
Uncle Nuts

shutupandshave posted:

Anyway. You're one a handful of shitlords that followed me everywhere and posted some "lol you beat you wife, stupid rapist" level dumb comment everytime I tried to say hi to the people I used to play with.

I have absolutely no idea what in the hell you're talking about here. I barely know you at all.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I still have stuff to evac, but I should be done by Monday

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Solus posted:



They banned deadtear :negative: free deadtear

No don’t

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Free Stucks?

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

causticBeet posted:

Couldn’t you just replace all of this with discord + SRP app

E - like this is obviously over reductive but it’s 2022 no one gives a gently caress about a poorly maintained wiki, email alert system, or forums for a dying spaceship game

Would still need some sort of central auth system linking discord accounts to characters and roles and controlling access levels accordingly, and ideally interfacing with the other web apps, not just for srp but poo poo like timer management and intel tracking, though this could be an auth database with a web frontend connected to a discord bot that does as much or as little else as you want but at minimum checks the server membership against the auth database and resolves mismatches.

Burno
Aug 6, 2012

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I know you exposed the rotting, toxic core at the highest levels of the alliance, but have you considered that you are the bad guys in all this?



These make more sense if you just pretend they're all Xenuria alts.

Didn't Xenuria say in the one recording that he had 50 alt accounts for facepunch?

Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about

BigPaddy posted:

Free Stucks?

absolutely not

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I know you exposed the rotting, toxic core at the highest levels of the alliance, but have you considered that you are the bad guys in all this?



You know I'd accept someone being disappointed in me if the start of their post didn't say "Oh you should be ashamed some abusers got pushed out of the community"

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Burno posted:

These make more sense if you just pretend they're all Xenuria alts.

Didn't Xenuria say in the one recording that he had 50 alt accounts for facepunch?

:barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

Elusif II
Jul 13, 2022

I'm Gary
For anyone wondering, eve gold is worth a paltry 4 or 5 usd per billion now.

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
wtb isk

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Just throwing around "mob" and complaining that peace was an option why couldn't you just be peaceful and quiet, WHY WON'T YOU STAND STILL AND FACE THE WALL

shutupandshave
May 11, 2006
SUAS

Solus posted:

You know I'd accept someone being disappointed in me if the start of their post didn't say "Oh you should be ashamed some abusers got pushed out of the community"

I think for me it's the fact mittani said: "this bitch can't find a block button".

whenever someone whines about anybody abusing him I want to reply "this bitch can't find a block button"

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

I know you exposed the rotting, toxic core at the highest levels of the alliance, but have you considered that you are the bad guys in all this?



I'd be disappointed in any director who saw that poo poo getting spewed and didn't leak logs

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Solus posted:



They banned deadtear :negative: free deadtear



I am free for the first time in years

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


shutupandshave posted:

whenever someone whines about anybody abusing him I want to reply "this bitch can't find a block button"

"~this bitch can't find a block button~”

Don’t forget the tildes.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

hailthefish posted:

I'm assuming the more valuable stuff is the centralized auth system that connects the forums voice and text chat, and various web apps (mostly) seamlessly, and the web apps themselves?

That's basically accurate, yeah. Especially the internal web apps -- there's a ton and orgs like GSOL would be completely ineffective without them.

causticBeet posted:

Couldn’t you just replace all of this with discord + SRP app

E - like this is obviously over reductive but it’s 2022 no one gives a gently caress about a poorly maintained wiki, email alert system, or forums for a dying spaceship game

There's so, so much more than that. "Overly reductive" is putting it very, very mildly. :v: Out of respect for any of the damned fools who may want to try to salvage things for the right reasons, I won't go into detail.

Take it from me, a guy who has divested himself of overly lingering attachment to the spaceship game and its guild years ago -- rebuilding the IT stack from scratch and expecting GSF to maintain its in-game holdings is a non-starter. Even if you, a person reading this who may or may not have posted about the topic, wish GSF to be destroyed for one of a long list of valid or an equally long list of invalid reasons, you can safely assume that the people still invested in the alliance do not want it to be destroyed, generally. As such, they're not going to use the quick slash-and-burn option.

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter
actually posthumously change my bee to be making GBS threads on mittani's directly ty and godbless

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


bigab is recruiting

Solus
May 31, 2011

Drongos.
even I am in Large Afterburner

BigD7976
Feb 24, 2014

by VideoGames

Solus posted:

even I am in Large Afterburner

That's something a toaster would say.

shutupandshave
May 11, 2006
SUAS

BigPaddy posted:

"~this bitch can't find a block button~”

Don’t forget the tildes.

~~ twist the knife ~~

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


schwaboy posted:

I'm about to stake out an apparently very unpopular opinion, and I don't care if it costs me :tenbux: or the respect of other people I also consider to be my friend (though it will make me sad).

Don't performatively cower like you're going to be banned for an option that's within SA rules. It's a bit transparent.

Cpt Soban
Jul 23, 2011

shutupandshave posted:

Depends. If you want to be recruited by mittani, it takes a degree in psychology (from the trump university) and a willingness to nosh him off (or nosh anyone else off to further Mittani's goals). Totally reasonable, right?

Mittens hates my guts so that wouldn't happen even if I met all those criteria.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


shutupandshave posted:

Depends. If you want to be recruited by mittani, it takes a degree in psychology (from the trump university) and a willingness to nosh him off (or nosh anyone else off to further Mittani's goals). Totally reasonable, right?

Guess it's an depends on whether any developer staff are "usefully gay!" :vomarine:

Baculus
Oct 25, 2007

I DID A BIG CACA IN MY DRUG STORE DIAPER

Holy poo poo imagine being this dumb lol

ShowTime
Mar 28, 2005
That last line sums up everything.

"I thought better of you, and i'm sorry I made that mistake."

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
I want to get my poo poo out of Delve, or at least the last of my cap BPOs, before I absolutely bring the pain on that idiocy

dragonshardz
May 2, 2017


iVjLZDDc posted:

i'm gonna be honest half the reason i posted that was to see if they were lurking & would feel embarrassed enough to. (guys it still looks rly rly bad btw)
honestly i'm really starting to see the appeal of this thread

here's a permalink
https://archive.ph/5cHGL

The one they changed it to is the key art for an old RMT Records song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AejQDniWCCE

Which Cryo made and they didn't even credit him for!

Bigbillthaboss
Feb 25, 2013

TRASH ASS EDGELORD,
PUT ME ON IGNORE

SippieCup posted:




Homeland defence should replace the illuminati.

where's that slothlaw post

Bigbillthaboss
Feb 25, 2013

TRASH ASS EDGELORD,
PUT ME ON IGNORE
we should all send madc0ws 100,000,000 isk btw I think he needs isk

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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

dragonshardz posted:

The one they changed it to is the key art for an old RMT Records song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AejQDniWCCE

Which Cryo made and they didn't even credit him for!

They absolutely turned off comments because people would bring up Mittani being a sex pest and Xenuria being a paedophile and these being things that are in the public domain and not being deniable. Also dragon, your posting on the gf.com forums today was some of the finest shitposting I have ever loving seen in my life, those loving pubbies were literally a cigarette paper away from going to the slur bank as a retort. Absolute 10/10 performance

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