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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/amzeratul/status/1543944744337899520

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Bubbles butt

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Splicer posted:

Bubbles butt

Bubbles butt, bubble nuts

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




"I feel like cummingtonite, like cummingtonite!"

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

"I feel like cummingtonite, like cummingtonite!"

drat I haven't heard that jingle in 30 years

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Whooping Crabs posted:

drat I haven't heard that jingle in 30 years

your partner knows that same feeling

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti






The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

He was hung like this

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/EmojiMashupPlus/status/1545082738859974656?t=wkkpZwPSl2fjR51oFRcugQ&s=19

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

He is risen, indeed.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Is that intentional like the old man baby jesus faces?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I read somewhere that it was supposed to be based on the shroud of turin, which was the hot new relic sweeping christendom at the time, but I can't see it myself

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

It feels like there was a century or two where no one knew what abs looked like.

Or one artist didn't, and everyone copied them.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RoboRodent posted:

It feels like there was a century or two where no one knew what abs looked like.

Or one artist didn't, and everyone copied them.

Crunches had been invented by the ancient Greeks but the knowledge was lost during the Dark Ages


They also lost knowledge of cats. What are cats? What do they look like? Only a WITCH would have that knowledge and you'll be burned at the stake if you can answer those questions

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



RoboRodent posted:

It feels like there was a century or two where no one knew what abs looked like.

Or one artist didn't, and everyone copied them.

Heh heh yeah, of course I know what abs look like, no problemo

*painting is due tomorrow and I haven't gotten around to working out or finding a reference* Well gently caress

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's called an art style.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Brother Bartholomew drawing monster dongs on all the jesus paintings when nobody's looking

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

flavor.flv posted:

I read somewhere that it was supposed to be based on the shroud of turin, which was the hot new relic sweeping christendom at the time, but I can't see it myself
Jizzrag of Turin

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Splicer posted:

Sock of Turin

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



monolithburger posted:

Florida Man of Turin

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

OwlFancier posted:

Is that intentional like the old man baby jesus faces?
Pot bellies are emblematic of starving and want for food. Not being able to interview artists about why and lacking primary sources about something people just saw as "well that just means this stupid", we think it's because kwashiorkor (basically your liver creating extra fluid that collects in your abdomen not unlike liver disease giving alcoholics a pot belly but from processing your body tissues for energy) was fairly common and made useful shorthand for starving.

A few people think Jesus literally had kwashiorkor during the crucifixion to explain why it's specified water came out of his spear wound besides blood.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Nicki Minaj's cousins friend still hasn't recovered.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1546811395844481024?t=pvCHL-i1hzzLaHFJ-DZfvA&s=19

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Oh it's that piece of poo poo from xcom 2

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Definitely not work safe

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/Themushroom00/status/1548361536468426754

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/op6eb08.gifv

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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me after a night of drinking nothing but budweiser

Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard



What a weird looking playground.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coffee works wonders sometimes.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ANL choco indeed.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/JY8gafB.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


So many jokes had to have been made during the construction of that choco-dragon.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

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Zil posted:

So many jokes had to have been made during the construction of that cocko-dragon.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Uh, uhhhhhh do I make a "dong" joke or a "dung" joke in this circumstance

E: third option comment on vulvic neck scale application

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 18:27 on Jul 18, 2022

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