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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

I didn't read them either

We all know that. The only ones you read are Terry the Shark memes.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

no i don't read those either. i can't read. i've got people to do that for me and he doesn't pay them enough

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Data Graham posted:

Begs the question, what's uphole

Please don't address the bottoms that way.

They may be people with only one use, but they are people.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Ligma Balls

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Tell me, where is Terry, for I much desire to receive a gift from him

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

TremorX posted:

Tell me, where is Terry, for I much desire to receive a gift from him
Reported

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I’m bummed the local “henway” had never taken hold. drat city memers.

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

TremorX posted:

Tell me, where is Terry, for I much desire to receive a gift from him

Fell into a dolphin rape cave.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Hyperlynx posted:

Thank God you told us, Mr "5 posts in a 3600 post thread"! What would we have done without the knowledge that you, whoever you are, don't like two of the posts ITT! :allears:

Hey that's not fair, it's a 3600 page thread, so actually something like 145,000 posts.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

no i don't read those either. i can't read. i've got people to do that for me and he doesn't pay them enough

Name checks out.

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

Hyperlynx posted:

Thank God you told us, Mr "5 posts in a 3600 post thread"! What would we have done without the knowledge that you, whoever you are, don't like two of the posts ITT! :allears:

Hey everyone, Hyperlynx is checking meme-posting credentials for the super serious meme thread. Let's see 'em!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

PizzaProwler posted:

Hey everyone, Hyperlynx is checking meme-posting credentials for the super serious meme thread. Let's see 'em!



I never noticed before how they all have the exact same title and phone number

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I never noticed before how they all have the exact same title and phone number

That's because they are literally the same person. You should maybe rewatch the movie if you didn't catch that.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I never noticed before how they all have the exact same title and phone number

Finance places have a billion Vice Presidents and their company probably has a switchboard idk.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Paladinus posted:

That's because they are literally the same person. You should maybe rewatch the movie if you didn't catch that.
I've always been aware that the sameness and interchangeability of Patrick and his coworkers was a deliberate part of the movie, I just hadn't noticed how it gets reinforced by the little details like that, it's pretty neat

theflyingexecutive posted:

Finance places have a billion Vice Presidents and their company probably has a switchboard idk.
Also probably true

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Aquisitions? More like Ax-uisitions!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I’m into murders and executions.

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

theflyingexecutive posted:

Finance places have a billion Vice Presidents and their company probably has a switchboard idk.

But their telephone extensions are also the same

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti




`Nemesis has a new favorite as of 04:44 on Jul 19, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING















`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti



Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids




:confused:

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

Hyperlynx posted:

Thank God you told us, Mr "5 posts in a 3600 post thread"! What would we have done without the knowledge that you, whoever you are, don't like two of the posts ITT! :allears:

no1curr

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

ulvir posted:

no1curr

Yes, mate. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...

Thanks, I had actually forgotten about one of the worst songs in the world. My day is so much better now.

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005


We gotta move these refrigerators.
We gotta move these colour tv's.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Capt.Whorebags posted:

We gotta move these refrigerators.
We gotta move these colour tv's.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Hyperlynx posted:

Yes, mate. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

no1curr

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



LoudPipesSaveLives posted:

Thanks, I had actually forgotten about one of the worst songs in the world. My day is so much better now.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I curr :(

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Not sure why people are surprised to hear this, he raps about it all the time.

quote:

Put on my socks, grab my Glock, the stick under the couch

Future also has one which he sang a whole song about called Stick Talk.

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


Hyperlynx posted:

Yes, mate. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

i read the posts. kinda regret it tbh

just thought you should know

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


This is my first time in East Germany.

Excuse me, what time is it?

Three quarter 5

Never again.





West Germans: 1/4 to 1L milk.




East and Southern Germany (seemingly):

"Ah yes, half 2 liter water"

Antigravitas has a new favorite as of 18:23 on Jul 19, 2022

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I was going to say I want to hear a rap song where they use wabbajack as a rhyme but then I realised that young scrolls released an entire album by sheogorath so that probably already exists.

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The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Antigravitas posted:



This is my first time in East Germany.

Excuse me, what time is it?

Three quarter 5

Never again.





West Germans: 1/4 to 1L milk.
I remember in high school learning "What time is it?" To be "wie viel Uhr ist es?'
Is that not said in Germany? I realize the literal translation of "how many o'clock is it" does sound bizarre.

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