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teen witch posted:New addition to “nuke a song from existence”: you may also now elect a song to be a national anthem nuke: Love Shack New anthem: Nutbush City Limits, forcing every sports team to do the Nutbush as a pre game warm-up 
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Crawling by Linkin Park.
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Jul 20, 2022 10:30
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Just one? Adele committed more atrocities than that.
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Jul 20, 2022 10:31
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Hey Jude I hate it so much
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Jul 20, 2022 10:58
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limp_cheese posted:That "I'm proud to be an American" song. I thought that song was dead and gone but I learned the hard way it isn't in my personal life and it was a popular song during Trump rallies and speeches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsbHHQtnklg
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Jul 20, 2022 11:19
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Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
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Jul 20, 2022 11:38
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'Christmas Wrapping' by the Waitresses , for anyone who's ever worked retail over the holidays
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Jul 20, 2022 12:25
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That song they used to play for some boner commercial, do do do, dodo, do DO DO repeated ad nauseum with everyone plastered with a creepy rear end smile. I'd dive for the fuckin remote, it still haunts me
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Jul 20, 2022 12:28
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Astrochicken posted:'Christmas Wrapping' by the Waitresses , for anyone who's ever worked retail over the holidays I can't even imagine the ptsd people that did that for years must have
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Jul 20, 2022 12:30
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I’d remove that U2 album from everyone’s iPhones.
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Jul 20, 2022 12:32
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Seasons In The Sun. I have heard a lot of lovely songs over the years, but gently caress the Universe for wanting a 8 year old child to become deeply depressed over a *song*. And a really, really crappy song at that. There is no earthly reason for that song to exist AT ALL. I petition Reality for that song to be wiped from all human memory, on the grounds that I suspect its removal would usher in a Utopia where flying cars actually exist.
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Jul 20, 2022 12:33
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All of the songs mentioned so far are my favourite. especially the christmas ones. I'm listening to them now, all at once
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Jul 20, 2022 12:35
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Bobcats posted:I’d remove that U2 album from everyone’s iPhones. I like how pissed off Bono got when everyone complained about getting an album nobody asked for
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Jul 20, 2022 12:35
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Hammerite posted:All of the songs mentioned so far are my favourite. especially the christmas ones. I'm listening to them now, all at once will never get the hatred of Last Christmas my mum's a huge George Michael fan which might be why I don't hate it, but as far as overplayed Christmas songs go it's nowhere near the worst.
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Jul 20, 2022 12:52
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Verdugo posted:The oh no song. God that song loving sucks, but mostly I just want to delete the features that let people pick default music for tiktoks and such. You need to have the song to use it, otherwise gently caress you. As for national anthem for the US, I'm gonna go with Necropedophile, by Cannibal Corpse
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Jul 20, 2022 13:02
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mudskipp posted:Hey Jude Great pick. Grew up with The Beatles, hate that loving song. Wilson Pickett does an amazing job with it, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y8Q2PATVyI This is hereby Beatles canon to me.
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Jul 20, 2022 13:38
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Skratte posted:I'm deleting who let the dogs out. I never want to hear it again. I guess it's not so much a problem anymore but I could not avoid it in the 2000s. I concur.
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Jul 20, 2022 14:33
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Nuke: What's up? By 4 nom-blondes New anthem: Flagpole Sitta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYsMjEeEg4g
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Jul 20, 2022 14:47
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I'd do mankind the ultimate favor and make sure no one ever hears Nickelback's "Photograph" again.
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Jul 20, 2022 15:05
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Pac and Cheese posted:there's no need to guess, nobody enjoyed the sappy part of their high school grad slideshow i went to catholic school and after our like last "first friday mass", when we're sitting in the church, up the street from the school, mike gunzelman pops up somewhere and says that he wants to play a song and he has his acoustic guitar and he starts playing time of your life by green day and he had to stop after a few seconds because a lot of people like me were booing in church and the teachers got mad
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Jul 20, 2022 15:07
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Linux Pirate posted:This. the original is a bit cool though?
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Jul 20, 2022 15:09
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Aaron Lewis- Am I the Only One Close thread
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Jul 20, 2022 15:11
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Jul 20, 2022 15:12
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That's a real toss-up between Satellite by Dave Matthews or Money for Nothing by Dire Straights. For decades, either of those gets my car stereo open-palm slapped within the first three notes. I guess Money for Nothing because although I don't listen to radio much, it still gets airplay locally whereas none of the stations I listen to play DMB. Runners up would be any of the "stomp-clap-stomp-clap"-folk-rock of the 2010's. Any song, doesn't matter.
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Jul 20, 2022 15:17
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That one song that goes "Makin my way downtown. . ." God gently caress that song forever
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Jul 20, 2022 15:18
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Kirk Vikernes posted:That's a real toss-up between Satellite by Dave Matthews or Money for Nothing by Dire Straights. For decades, either of those gets my car stereo open-palm slapped within the first three notes. I guess Money for Nothing because although I don't listen to radio much, it still gets airplay locally whereas none of the stations I listen to play DMB. *stomp* *clap* "HEY!"
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Jul 20, 2022 15:26
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As much as I'd like to eliminate these: - A few Christmas songs - At least they only get played during the Holiday so I can deal with most of them. I never worked retail but I can understand those that worked retail and hate certain songs because of overexposure. Christmas Shoes is barely played anymore during the Holiday season at least. - Some songs created just to sell products like vitamin water and tampons. I'm looking at you Baba O'Reilly, Feel It Still, and Believer I can only choose one, eh? Gonna have to go with Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen by Baz Luhrmann. Armitage fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jul 20, 2022 |
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Jul 20, 2022 15:34
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Jul 20, 2022 15:48
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Beck’s “Loser” Easily the top 10 worst songs ever written. Just fuckin trash, every single word & note. Not a single redeeming quality and I hope Beck chokes every time he sings it. Absolute fuckin garbage song I hate it so much.
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MassiveSky posted:Just one? Adele committed more atrocities than that. "Rumor Has It" is an abomination. Astrochicken posted:'Christmas Wrapping' by the Waitresses , for anyone who's ever worked retail over the holidays Uuuuuuuugh I hate it so much, despite never having worked retail over the holidays PureEvil6_13 posted:That one song that goes "Makin my way downtown. . ." God gently caress that song forever As far as Vanessa Carlton goes, "Ordinary Day" is worse, "Big Yellow Taxi" is worser.
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Wilkins Micawber posted:Nuke: What's up? By 4 nom-blondes I love this song b/c of how all the people who love it so much and identify with it completely miss the point of the song and don't realize it's making fun of the kind of people the song is about e: relevant good read: https://www.stereogum.com/1954631/flagpole-sitta-at-20-a-conversation-with-harvey-dangers-sean-nelson/interviews/tracking-down/ "The thing that makes me most comfortable about the fact that “Flagpole Sitta” has stuck around is that it is really conscious of the fact it is a piece of garbage in the same way that everything in pop culture is a piece of garbage. I don’t mean to say our song that we wrote in our practice space in 1996 is a piece of garbage, because we loved it. We took what we did pretty seriously, maybe more seriously than we deserved to, but, like, once a thing is on the radio and on MTV, it’s a piece of garbage, because that’s how it is consumed." "STEREOGUM: Was the title something you came up with in five seconds and just left it, or was there a joke to it? NELSON: There was definitely a joke to it. It was sort of about people wrestling with the idea of wanting to be authentic while both not being authentic and expressing themselves in a way that made authenticity sound idiotic. So I thought, what is a conspicuous example of a trend that once existed and exists no more?" deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jul 20, 2022 |
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I guess Money for Nothing because although I don't listen to radio much, it still gets airplay locally whereas none of the stations I listen to play DMB. 
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what if you got rid of the abc's????
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I can't even imagine the ptsd people that did that for years must have Nothing a little welbutrin and escitalopram can't handle! The only other retail-overexposed song that i can't stand right now is 'Your Wildest Dreams' by Moody Blues it is so offensive in its blandness.
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That "Oh no oh no oh no no no" song that's on a billion TikToks that my wife watches until I want to blow my loving brains out
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I'd delete "All I Want for Christmas is You" and then collect high fives from retail employees for the rest of my life. Runner up is "Friends in Low Places".
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Best Day Of My Life by American Authors This poo poo is the worst of the “woh oh oh oh” songs. It has only been around since 2014 but I would gladly suffer through six more decades of all the overplayed boomer music in this thread for a chance to nuke this one. I make this face when that poo poo comes on. 
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YeahTubaMike posted:As far as Vanessa Carlton goes, "Ordinary Day" is worse, "Big Yellow Taxi" is worser. Big Yellow Taxi is a goddamn cover and I can’t even enjoy the OG, sorry Joni. Is there a two guys pointing edit of this Astrochicken posted:The only other retail-overexposed song that i can't stand right now is 'Your Wildest Dreams' by Moody Blues it is so offensive in its blandness. Hello retail veterans (we need a retail veterans and active servicemembers thread) Kindly enjoy CVS Jams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkoSu43FwJU
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