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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
"Oh my God Johnson our stock has dropped to nothing, we're ruined!"

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Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Lol and of course the NFTs are low effort garbage as always

https://twitter.com/Krapopolis/status/1549424305758429186


So do your chickens show up on TV?? I don't get how this is a blockchain show. What does that entail? lmao

WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

I'M HUGE!

Sourdough Sam posted:

So do your chickens show up on TV?? I don't get how this is a blockchain show. What does that entail? lmao
You give them money, they give you a worthless JPG. The transaction is recorded in a text file somewhere.

Boom, blockchain, baby.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

Vampire Panties posted:





:catstare::shrug::catstare:

I wonder whats the price to short Coinbase into the ground...
LOL. Very normal for companies to lose 3/4ths of their value in 8 months.

This drop, from what I understand, was started by the bigwigs tanking their own price because they are trying to cash out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/vyjsj2/how_does_coinbase_ceo_buy_a_133m_mansion_if_the/ig3bov4/

http://openinsider.com/insider/Armstrong-Brian/1851492
https://www.secform4.com/insider-trading/1679788-1.htm
http://openinsider.com/insider/Andreessen-Marc-L/1160077
http://openinsider.com/insider/Haas-Alesia-J/1668711



If you click on the links, you can see they've each made hundreds of millions of dollars, and can assume they don't give a flying poo poo what happens to Coinbase at this point.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Sourdough Sam posted:

So do your chickens show up on TV?? I don't get how this is a blockchain show. What does that entail? lmao

It's "curated by the blockchain" meaning "you give Fox money and they give you a link to a JPG"

Because Fox doesn't have the money to invest in a series themselves, clearly

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
It's Greek themed. The Greeks practically invented the idea of hubris and the ironic downfall.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Lol and of course the NFTs are low effort garbage as always

https://twitter.com/Krapopolis/status/1549424305758429186

why do NFT projects always do these animated GIFs which just drive home how interchangable the individual pieces are

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

building my decentralised assets on top of a centralised game run by a company with no interest in crypto, what could possibly go wrong

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1549823477024169984

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1549829765565235201

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.
Wait, so they're calling the show "crap-opolis" and selling crap NFTs? What are they going to call their fans, "in-sells"?

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007

Cat Hatter posted:

Wait, so they're calling the show "crap-opolis" and selling crap NFTs? What are they going to call their fans, "in-sells"?

It is strange (and also super lol) that all the nft efforts are named like "Dogshit garbage indifferent animals for incredible morons" . Really hits the audience well.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
https://twitter.com/Brett_FTX/status/1549449055021015045

This sounds amazing. I have already signed up and am getting all my money deposited directly into stablecoin with this company. I suggest all you goons do the same, too. Let's all benefit together.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Is it possible that Harmon wants nothing to do with NFTs and Fox is forcing his hand by, like, threatening to stop paying hush money to women he’s harassed? Leading to these self-hating NFTs.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Bone Crimes posted:

It is strange (and also super lol) that all the nft efforts are named like "Dogshit garbage indifferent animals for incredible morons" . Really hits the audience well.

"Stupid loving idiot faced creatures that are somehow not as grotesque as the absolute units that are buying them who's reading comprehension is so low that they've already checked out of this sentence apez"

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

repiv posted:

building my decentralised assets on top of a centralised game run by a company with no interest in crypto, what could possibly go wrong

This particular pipe dream makes so little sense to me. Why would Fortnight/Minecraft/Roblox/whoever allow some middleman NFT dealer to shove their way onto their platform? Why would I need a verification chain for Team Fortress 2 hats? I bought it, the game lets me wear it, Valve says I own it, what more could I possibly need?

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Koopa Kid posted:

Is it possible that Harmon wants nothing to do with NFTs and Fox is forcing his hand by, like, threatening to stop paying hush money to women he’s harassed? Leading to these self-hating NFTs.

Basically everything I know about Harmon would indicate he's exactly the sort of self-obsessed moron who'd be into this poo poo

Cat Hatter
Oct 24, 2006

Hatters gonna hat.

Koopa Kid posted:

Is it possible that Harmon wants nothing to do with NFTs and Fox is forcing his hand by, like, threatening to stop paying hush money to women he’s harassed? Leading to these self-hating NFTs.

With how much Rick & Morty makes fun of it's fans, he might have made a show about how NFTs are dumb and then sells garbage NFTs to people who don't get it or are doing it "ironically"

Edit: But also this:

CountryMatters posted:

Basically everything I know about Harmon would indicate he's exactly the sort of self-obsessed moron who'd be into this poo poo

So who knows, could be anything at this point.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
NFT Idea: Limp Dikz. You get a randomly generated cartoon penis in a slumped-over position, wearing all sorts of cute accessories--including hats, glasses, mustaches, and shirts over the testicles. The urethra is the mouth. The average NFTs are "bald," while the rare types have plenty of ball hair.

Bone Crimes
Mar 7, 2007

PITY BONER posted:

NFT Idea: Limp Dikz. You get a randomly generated cartoon penis in a slumped-over position, wearing all sorts of cute accessories--including hats, glasses, mustaches, and shirts over the testicles. The urethra is the mouth. The average NFTs are "bald," while the rare types have plenty of ball hair.

googled for 'nft penis' and guess what:
https://opensea.io/collection/unsolicited-8-bit-dick-pics





Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


PITY BONER posted:

NFT Idea: Limp Dikz. You get a randomly generated cartoon penis in a slumped-over position, wearing all sorts of cute accessories--including hats, glasses, mustaches, and shirts over the testicles. The urethra is the mouth. The average NFTs are "bald," while the rare types have plenty of ball hair.

Excuse me that is entirely too close to my Bald Ballz project, which features anthropomorphized scrotums with amusingly receding hairlines.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Merkin pull!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

This particular pipe dream makes so little sense to me. Why would Fortnight/Minecraft/Roblox/whoever allow some middleman NFT dealer to shove their way onto their platform? Why would I need a verification chain for Team Fortress 2 hats? I bought it, the game lets me wear it, Valve says I own it, what more could I possibly need?

their ape is worth a trilliontrilliontrilliontrilliontrilliontrillion.....trilliontrilliontr....illiontrilliontrilliontrillion...dollars, that means real companies and business HAVE to respect them and yield to their demands.

its like in movies where the rich guy just pulls out his checkbook and goes "no you mean my car/hotel."

bartok
May 10, 2006



Koopa Kid posted:

Is it possible that Harmon wants nothing to do with NFTs and Fox is forcing his hand by, like, threatening to stop paying hush money to women he’s harassed? Leading to these self-hating NFTs.

the same Dan Harmon that let Elon Musk be a guest star on Rick & Morty? apparently he voiced a character named Elon Tusk

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



PITY BONER posted:

https://twitter.com/Brett_FTX/status/1549449055021015045

This sounds amazing. I have already signed up and am getting all my money deposited directly into stablecoin with this company. I suggest all you goons do the same, too. Let's all benefit together.

Can't help but notice that withdrawing your money isn't on that list.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Justin Roiland is the more talented of the Rick and Morty pair because Solar Opposites rocks :colbert:

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



priznat posted:

Justin Roiland is the more talented of the Rick and Morty pair because Solar Opposites rocks :colbert:

dude's also way more into crypto than dan harmon will ever comprehend being

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

bartok posted:

the same Dan Harmon that let Elon Musk be a guest star on Rick & Morty? apparently he voiced a character named Elon Tusk

not as cringe Star Trek sucking off musk, Rick and Mort kinda knows its a dumb cartoon.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1549850130836234241

so much for elon musk riding in to rescue crypto

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Peanut Butler posted:

dude's also way more into crypto than dan harmon will ever comprehend being

drat, well I will not look any further into that!!!

coolusername
Aug 23, 2011

cooltitletext
Keeping your crypto is safe, secure and easy. Just remember:

quote:

You shouldn’t keep all your crypto in one wallet. Owning multiple wallets is free and guarantee much more security.

Many people in crypto community keep all their crypto just in one soft wallet which is very risky, especially if you want to both store your crypto there and use wallet to buy and sell coins on some DEX.

Scammers and scams are almost everywhere im crypto space. By writing your wallet’s adress on some site, getting phished by e-mail or connecting your wallet to shady exchange you risk potentialy losing your coins if you won’t be cautious. If you are not 100% sure that what you do is safe probably better to not do it at all, if you really need, remember to NEVER connect your main wallet anywhere, never give anyone your seed phrase or anything like that. Want to trade, buy shitcoins or use wallet, just create new wallet or already have spare one. It is free, took like 5 minutes and require only writing seed phrase on piece of paper, nothing more. But potentialy it can save your crypto from getting lost.

Especially if you have huge portfolio divide it between few wallets, it is much safer than having just one. Ofc think about buying hard wallet, but it is story for different post, cause obviously for once you need to buy hard wallet, when soft wallets are free, easy to create and use and you can have unlimited amount of them.

Also blockchain is like open book, everyone can check how much coins you have in your wallet, what you possibly buy with your crypto etc. It is not any secret. Especially if someone can connect your wallet to your social media, which is not hard if you participate in eg airdrops or send & get crypto from people you know. At least one or two more wallets for those things is must have. Unless you want to risk your cyber security.

Creating new wallet is like less than 5 minutes. That is not much effort to make your coins much secure, especially if you are new investor and can’t recognize all scams yet. If you are lazy or too afraid to menage multiple wallets those are not good excuses. If you will lose crypto you will regret that you had your all portfolio in one wallet, but then it will be to late. Not worth to ignore basic security that increase chance of keeping your crypto safe. And owning multiple wallets are good to maximalize profits too. If you stake crypto usually different wallets are offering best APY for different coins. Usually best to stake coin in it’s native wallet, but ofc best to personally check best wallet for every coin you own.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1549850130836234241

so much for elon musk riding in to rescue crypto

They invested 1.5 billion in bitcoin. Selling off 75% @ $936 million, or 0.936 billion, means the value of their holdings had dropped to 1.248 billion when they sold the 75%. Someone can make sure my math is right but that seems like a 16.8% loss in value. Who was dumb enough to get Tesla, a company that makes cars, to invest in Bitcoin? That person should be fired.

Oh.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Buttcoin

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke




I raise you ProlapsedRectumCoin

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

biglads posted:

I raise you ProlapsedRectumCoin

GoatseSlug

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1549850130836234241

so much for elon musk riding in to rescue crypto

the word "worth" doing a ton of heavy lifting. how can' people dump huge amounts of crypto but have such a hard time cashing out small amounts...it's almost like it's a loving scam run by people at the top of the scam.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Is it too late for me to throw my life savings into Bitcoin and hope to win?!

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

repiv posted:

building my decentralised assets on top of a centralised game run by a company with no interest in crypto, what could possibly go wrong

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1549823477024169984

https://twitter.com/web3isgreat/status/1549829765565235201

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!
lmao at "worth"

hey guys, send me money for Tango Alpha Delta Coin. It's "worth" ten trillion dollars! don't even think about how that doesn't make any sense at all, just buy, buy,buy!

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Same but Tesla shares

I'm the richest man in the wooooooorld

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I had to sell all my LEAKING PROLAPSE COIN, worth easily 10 Trillion Dollars. Yeah anyway, do not ask what I got for it, I will never tell you because I'm actually still holding onto it and believe some sucker will buy it.

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