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Platystemon posted:Judaism’s “God has a deep appreciation of rules-lawyering” is a valid solution to the problem. Me, all knowing god: "Don't eat bugs" Mike the blasphemous Pope: "Eat spiders. Got it." Me: "I said no bugs. Spiders are bugs." Mike: "Well spiders are arachnids not insects" Me: "Oh I hadn't thought of thaaaa....." *reality collapses on itself* I mean, come on. God didn't say that he likes rules-lawyering. Man did. Now you're two layers deep on thinking you're outwitting God. The Anime Liker has a new favorite as of 22:40 on Jul 20, 2022 |
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My favorite Bible moment is when God himself shows up to murder Moses for not circumcising his sons but his wife gets a piece of flint and does it on the spot so God goes away.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 22:54 |
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fool of sound posted:My favorite Bible moment is when God himself shows up to murder Moses for not circumcising his sons but his wife gets a piece of flint and does it on the spot so God goes away. My favourite bible moment is 15 centuries of absolutely brutal repression, bigotry, and general untold evil
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 22:57 |
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I like the story of Job because it shows the Judeo-Christian god is a gambling addict and a messy bitch who loves drama.
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The Anime Liker posted:I like the story of Job because it shows the Judeo-Christian god is a gambling addict and a messy bitch who loves drama. Or at least man says that god is a gambling addict and a messy bitch who loves drama.
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 23:00 |
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All I learned from the bible is you can fight god and when you start winning he'll cheat
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Platystemon posted:Or at least man says that god is a gambling addict and a messy bitch who loves drama. Well the Bible was written by God. I'm just reporting facts. God says God is a She's All That villain-rear end bitchy mean girl.
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The Anime Liker posted:Well the Bible was written by God. I'm just reporting facts. No it wasn't. Like it doesn't even claim to be written by God.
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The Anime Liker posted:I like the story of Job because it shows the Judeo-Christian god is a gambling addict and a messy bitch who loves drama. "Lucky Job" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJZbLtbuWKM&hd=1 "Purgatory Babies" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pwVEVj3Gzc&hd=1 "Scumbag Jacob" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iibnwMwpmiI&hd=1 "Cain Brought the Sides" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYBW97Z4IMw&hd=1 and the original from a different animator, "Biblical Best Friends" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgkc7PPOxKY
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# ? Jul 20, 2022 23:14 |
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That one story about the arguing Rabbis where God came down and said "this guy is right", prompting the other Rabbis to go "who the gently caress asked you get outta here" I'm paraphrasing slightly but it rules
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Danaru posted:That one story about the arguing Rabbis where God came down and said "this guy is right", prompting the other Rabbis to go "who the gently caress asked you get outta here" I'm paraphrasing slightly but it rules The Oven of Akhnai
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It’s a good story.
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I'm currently learning a great deal of bible from Sunday School Dropouts
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The Anime Liker posted:I like the story of Job because it shows the Judeo-Christian god is a gambling addict and a messy bitch who loves drama. "Judeo-Christian" is a fake idea racist Western Christians made up to distance themselves from Nazis.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:"Judeo-Christian" is a fake idea racist Western Christians made up to distance themselves from Nazis. Oh. Is Abrahamic right? I think that's right. You know, the lovely desert religions that are weird about sex and are pro-slavery.
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The Anime Liker posted:Oh. “Abrahamic” also includes Islam. That’s the difference.
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Kingo Ligma posted:My favourite bible moment is 15 centuries of absolutely brutal repression, bigotry, and general untold evil that would have been there without the bible
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 00:16 |
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I think "Judeo-Christian" is when I want to talk about why my specifically Christian opinions are actually fundamental societal values but also want to kinda make it sound a little like people who disagree with me are antisemitic.
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Vanadium posted:I think "Judeo-Christian" is when I want to talk about why my specifically Christian opinions are actually fundamental societal values but also want to kinda make it sound a little like people who disagree with me are antisemitic. In my experience the people who think Jesus is real are enthusiastically antisemitic.
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Splicer posted:I'm currently learning a great deal of bible from Sunday School Dropouts Standing outside the church in leather jackets and smoking cigs
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Alaois posted:that would have been there without the bible Not the specific flavour we got, maybe not at all. Not all civilizations were loving garbage.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Standing outside the church in leather jackets and smoking cigs
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Kingo Ligma posted:Not the specific flavour we got, maybe not at all. Not all civilizations were loving garbage. oh yeah for sure lmao
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 00:48 |
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Which aren't because I've been working on a time machine
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 00:52 |
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JFC throw every single thing involved in that story into a volcano, including the author, god and the oven. What a tedious bunch of assholes. E: and the stream and the tree and the walls. Especially the walls.
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Alaois posted:oh yeah for sure lmao Stop hanging out with youth pastors
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The Anime Liker posted:
The principle is that God is omniscient, so if there is a loophole in his instructions he must have meant for you to use it if you're smart enough to find it. You're not outwitting him - he's rewarding you.
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# ? Jul 21, 2022 01:01 |
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Except when he incarnates himself as a son of man and shows up at your temple and whips your rear end. You oughta take the L on that one.
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Jedit posted:The principle is that God is omniscient, so if there is a loophole in his instructions he must have meant for you to use it if you're smart enough to find it. You're not outwitting him - he's rewarding you. If I murder the pope and burn down the Vatican and nobody stops me I shouldn't be punished if I'm caught after the fact, obviously god wanted it to happen because he let it happen. But it I'm caught and punished then he DID want me to be caught and punished. Basically whatever happens is god's plan, so why even bother having commandments and religious rules? Outrail has a new favorite as of 01:10 on Jul 21, 2022 |
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Outrail posted:If I murder the pope and burn down the Vatican and nobody stops me I shouldn't be punished if I'm caught after the fact, obviously god wanted it to happen because he let it happen. Because this idea you just posted: God's plan
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Outrail posted:JFC throw every single thing involved in that story into a volcano, including the author, god and the oven. What a tedious bunch of assholes. Jesus parachute account spotted.
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Outrail posted:If I murder the pope and burn down the Vatican and nobody stops me I shouldn't be punished if I'm caught after the fact, obviously god wanted it to happen because he let it happen. You don’t even need to invoke god for this. It’s just hard determinism. Your brain is an electrochemical computer whose state is a product of the circumstances of your birth and the experiences you have had since. All that free will you think you have? Your brain just acted on input.
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Outrail posted:If I murder the pope and burn down the Vatican and nobody stops me I shouldn't be punished if I'm caught after the fact, obviously god wanted it to happen because he let it happen. You reinvented Calvinism
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Outrail posted:If I murder the pope and burn down the Vatican and nobody stops me I shouldn't be punished if I'm caught after the fact, obviously god wanted it to happen because he let it happen.
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Splicer posted:Sunday School Dropouts highly recommend this podcast; it's a great place to learn about evil gently caress angels and nasty fig boys
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Jedit posted:Incidentally, if this sounds to you like a bunch of 1st century CE rabbis invented cryptocurrency, you're not altogether wrong. Nothing really changes. It was all the more odious because as originally written, the laws about sacrifices seemed pretty clearly intended to scale for whatever people were able to afford. Like if the best livestock you have are a couple of birds, that's cool, just bring one of the good ones, not like a half bird that you found on the way here.
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Sacrifice the good son
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can someone post some funny quotes
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Uganda Loves Me posted:A buddy of mine has steam burns on his hands, and I can only think of Simpsons memes. Dabir posted:"my name is mr burns"
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Kingo Ligma posted:Stop hanging out with youth pastors I'm not even religious i'm just not delusional
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