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kung fu jive
Jul 2, 2014

SOPHISTICATED DOG SHIT
Sailing has always piqued my interest. From the outside looking in it seems like it's engaging and that could be fun. There's nothing wrong with chilling on a motorboat with a 12-pack either. I just never want to own a boat for the reasons mentioned above.

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App13
Dec 31, 2011

Buying a boat to have fun boating is a fools errand.

Buying a boat in order to have a boat to work on is the wave. I love boat maintenance.

Buy yourself a fixer-upper and fix it up. Fear of death makes boating better.

Edit: how often boat ownership is discussed is a good metric for industry health

App13 fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Jul 21, 2022

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





Sepist posted:

On long island we have a few yacht clubs where you can use their boats and just pay a yearly subscription fee. I think its 5k a year. I have been thinking of it for a few years but I probably won't even get 5k of boat use per year.

this is the way to do it

kung fu jive posted:

Sailing has always piqued my interest. From the outside looking in it seems like it's engaging and that could be fun. There's nothing wrong with chilling on a motorboat with a 12-pack either. I just never want to own a boat for the reasons mentioned above.

get yourself something like a hobie 16

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


This is a good read about a boat https://www.nytimes.com/2021/10/04/style/matthew-rhys-boat.html

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Bonzo posted:

Any boat owner will tell you best days of their lives are the day they bought the boat, and the day they sold it.

If you are a person that uses their boat constantly , this isn’t true at all. If you are a personal who pays for a boat, pays for a boat slip every month, and takes it out twice a year, this saying applies to you.

Not everyone live close to multiple lakes or has convenient storage for your boat (like your garage). Do I understand. I am just built differently.

kung fu jive
Jul 2, 2014

SOPHISTICATED DOG SHIT

Internet Explorer posted:

get yourself something like a hobie 16

Looked this up and found the following pic:



My brain simultaneously:

That is extremely my poo poo.
That is maybe how I die.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Sailing is very fun. Being dragged by the boat because you slipped off partially on a tack not so much. In conclusion sailing is a land of contrasts

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


For a long time I thought the whole idea of boats being an expensive hobby was weird.


Where I grew up nearly everyone had at least a 15-foot flat-bottom with an outboard and it was trivial to pop down to the boat launch and go out on the river for an afternoon.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
no boats only trains

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





kung fu jive posted:

Looked this up and found the following pic:



My brain simultaneously:

That is extremely my poo poo.
That is maybe how I die.

It's a lot of fun for sure. You won't die, but having to flip the boat after you capsize it and it turtles is certainly an event. But for sailing where you don't want to pay "boat money," it's a great option. They're also fairly easy to find/rent to get some practice in.

App13
Dec 31, 2011

The Fool posted:

For a long time I thought the whole idea of boats being an expensive hobby was weird.


Where I grew up nearly everyone had at least a 15-foot flat-bottom with an outboard and it was trivial to pop down to the boat launch and go out on the river for an afternoon.

100% this. Depends on where you are I suppose.

Most fun I have is on a flat bottom with a 9.9 HP. I have some colleagues with massive $45k inboard monsters and they hate their lives.

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

When I was in middle/high school I took sailing lessons on Sunfish which are these pretty simple 1-2 person boats. Was quite fun and pretty easy (I mean, I got proficient at it as a 15 year old dumbass kid). I grew up in an extremely WASPy community in Massachusetts and the town owned a small fleet heh. I wish I had kept with it when I got older, but once I no longer lived in a place where I could just sign one out from the community boathouse it became too much of a hassle.

Good buddy with a boat is definitely the play if you can swing it. That $5k/year membership also sounds enticing depending on the specifics, given the huge cost of boat ownership.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

App13 posted:

100% this. Depends on where you are I suppose.

Most fun I have is on a flat bottom with a 9.9 HP. I have some colleagues with massive $45k inboard monsters and they hate their lives.

I also own a 16 1/2 flat bottom boat because I was born poor white trash and I like to hit the river. I am deep into the boat rabbit hole.

App13
Dec 31, 2011

Sickening posted:

I also own a 16 1/2 flat bottom boat because I was born poor white trash and I like to hit the river. I am deep into the boat rabbit hole.

My fiancé grew up on the coast, so she’s an Ocean person. I grew up on lakes, so I’m lake trash. Over the years I’ve learned to love the river, so now we’re both River Folk.

God I love the water. My last job was as a hydrologist and I was the principle boat driver for the region. Only part of federal service that I miss.

On topic: HR just pulled me aside to let me know they were terminating an employee this afternoon and were afraid of retaliation.

I rallied the desktop support guys and they setup a war room in a computer storage closet. Everyone has their roles, and we are ready to strike. Termination meeting begins at T0, by T+2min this individuals accounts should all be terminated. The hype is real. DS is very excited. Someone ordered pizza)

kung fu jive
Jul 2, 2014

SOPHISTICATED DOG SHIT

App13 posted:

My fiancé grew up on the coast, so she’s an Ocean person. I grew up on lakes, so I’m lake trash. Over the years I’ve learned to love the river, so now we’re both River Folk.

God I love the water. My last job was as a hydrologist and I was the principle boat driver for the region. Only part of federal service that I miss.

On topic: HR just pulled me aside to let me know they were terminating an employee this afternoon and were afraid of retaliation.

I rallied the desktop support guys and they setup a war room in a computer storage closet. Everyone has their roles, and we are ready to strike. Termination meeting begins at T0, by T+2min this individuals accounts should all be terminated. The hype is real. DS is very excited. Someone ordered pizza)

:munch:

I am lake trash and river person. Lake Superior and Mississippi river baby.

Completing KB training because corporate America. Glad they made clear that maintaining the KB system is important because it's OUR knowledge and should be a collective process. Now do that with the entire company structure and give everyone ownership. :eng101:

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


App13 posted:

My fiancé grew up on the coast, so she’s an Ocean person. I grew up on lakes, so I’m lake trash. Over the years I’ve learned to love the river, so now we’re both River Folk.

God I love the water. My last job was as a hydrologist and I was the principle boat driver for the region. Only part of federal service that I miss.


river water best water
this is the river I grew up on



quote:

On topic: HR just pulled me aside to let me know they were terminating an employee this afternoon and were afraid of retaliation.

I rallied the desktop support guys and they setup a war room in a computer storage closet. Everyone has their roles, and we are ready to strike. Termination meeting begins at T0, by T+2min this individuals accounts should all be terminated. The hype is real. DS is very excited. Someone ordered pizza)

I was always frustrated by this at my last job. We had built automation that keyed off the employees termination in the HR system but there was always some reason HR couldn't update the employees status in a timely manner.

kung fu jive
Jul 2, 2014

SOPHISTICATED DOG SHIT
That is a drat beautiful river.

In the medium business hell I escaped before my current gig we would get tickets from HR for employees that had systems access weeks after they were terminated. We would also occasionally get tickets day of with language expressing how it was critical systems access was disabled - sometimes for employees with infrastructure access, other times it was a lab technician that had email and a phone. Absolute gong show that place was.

uhhhhahhhhohahhh
Oct 9, 2012
I'm so relieved I'm going to be leaving this place in a month. Another one hour+ meeting where people talked about doing work and no decisions were made except to have another meeting on Monday. Nothing accomplished at all.

It's a shame because there's a bunch of things I wanted to do here and my boss is a great guy, but I'm tired of the stress and my jaw hurting from grinding my teeth constantly and having to work 3 or 4 hours extra every day, because other people in the wider team can't be bothered to work, and their managers do nothing about it as it would reflect poorly on their own performance review. I never knew just talking about doing work and not actually doing it for months on end could be so draining.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




+1 ocean person here

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.
Was lake person, now been learning to love rivers.

Ocean is where there be monsters of the deep

only fools go there

App13
Dec 31, 2011

Naramyth posted:

Was lake person, now been learning to love rivers.

Ocean is where there be monsters of the deep

only fools go there

Former navy, agree on all fronts.

Firing update:
Operation successful. User was informed by HR and escorted out within a couple minutes. Desktop Support removed all access within 30ish seconds.

I thought this was all overkill but they actually reacted violently almost immediately so I guess it wasn’t 😬

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



They are debating the legality and morality of working two simultaneous WFH jobs in the Doomsday Econ thread and people are getting up on their high horse about it. Sickening pls report to thread and troll the gently caress out of them with your four jobs.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

Both my jobs in the secret service and the KGB are totally on the up and up.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

I just want a small pontoon boat ('party barge') to take out to the lake on weekends. I've got a place to store it and live 2 miles from a nice secluded lake, and 30 miles from the other 4 Diamond Lakes.

The river that is literally right next door is for kayaking!





App13 posted:


I thought this was all overkill but they actually reacted violently almost immediately so I guess it wasn’t 😬

:suspense: a war room sounded excessive yeah but uh better to have those people hidden away

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

App13 posted:

Former navy, agree on all fronts.

Firing update:
Operation successful. User was informed by HR and escorted out within a couple minutes. Desktop Support removed all access within 30ish seconds.

I thought this was all overkill but they actually reacted violently almost immediately so I guess it wasn’t 😬

Finding out via ticket that someone you know was about to be shitcanned sucked. One of many reasons I am happy to be on the software side of the house these days.

Internet Explorer
Jun 1, 2005





True, but sometimes you could also do a little happy dance because that person was awful.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Question: does cold booting do anything on modern machines? My coworker treats it as a panacea but I'm really doubtful it does anything vs just restarting like usual

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


cold reboots can make even more of a difference since modern computers have a bunch of extra power management states

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


tokin opposition posted:

Question: does cold booting do anything on modern machines? My coworker treats it as a panacea but I'm really doubtful it does anything vs just restarting like usual

Windows?

PremiumSupport
Aug 17, 2015
Edit: misread question.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


I never trust that a computer is really off unless it's unplugged (laptops are even worse.)
I feel like a cold boot definitely does something different than a reboot. Some of our laptops are very difficult to get into BIOS (for switching boot sources for miaging, for example) on a cold boot, but no problem on a reboot. :shrug:

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Farking Bastage posted:

Interview was very cool follow up technical interview next week. The boss who denies my training and WFH asked me to clean out the storage room so I’m working out my hate on giant boxes of hdd trays for gen2 dell servers and null modem cables from 20 years ago.

I haven’t put my notice in but I’m already in that mode. gently caress this place.

In the absence of specific instructions, throw away literally everything. I mean, they already treat you like you're incompetent.

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


Darchangel posted:

In the absence of specific instructions, throw away literally everything. I mean, they already treat you like you're incompetent.


You should be raking rocks.

Super-NintendoUser
Jan 16, 2004

COWABUNGERDER COMPADRES
Soiled Meat

App13 posted:

Former navy, agree on all fronts.

Firing update:
Operation successful. User was informed by HR and escorted out within a couple minutes. Desktop Support removed all access within 30ish seconds.

I thought this was all overkill but they actually reacted violently almost immediately so I guess it wasn’t 😬

Why can't the HR person call them in and while they are in the meeting and under observation have the accounts all deactivated? That's the way my hedge fund did it.

App13
Dec 31, 2011

Jerk McJerkface posted:

Why can't the HR person call them in and while they are in the meeting and under observation have the accounts all deactivated? That's the way my hedge fund did it.

That’s exactly what happened. User got pulled into a meeting, as soon as that meeting started we yanked access. User whips out phone to send an email, sees she doesn’t have access, whips phone at the wall, is escorted out. Weird day

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

App13 posted:

That’s exactly what happened. User got pulled into a meeting, as soon as that meeting started we yanked access. User whips out phone to send an email, sees she doesn’t have access, whips phone at the wall, is escorted out. Weird day

:dogstare:

was that normal behavior for this person

i am a moron
Nov 12, 2020

"I think if there’s one thing we can all agree on it’s that Penn State and Michigan both suck and are garbage and it’s hilarious Michigan fans are freaking out thinking this is their natty window when they can’t even beat a B12 team in the playoffs lmao"
Sounds like they expected them to react like that so yes

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


App13 posted:

That’s exactly what happened. User got pulled into a meeting, as soon as that meeting started we yanked access. User whips out phone to send an email, sees she doesn’t have access, whips phone at the wall, is escorted out. Weird day

was it her phone or the companies?

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


When I worked at worldcom as a teenager(gently caress you clamdick) I fantasized about being fired. I was planning on running through the complex with security chasing me.

I never got that chance.


E: the smoking section had the best view of the hallways connecting the buildings so I’d just imagine myself running like jack sparrow while security chased me. From 1 floor to the other and the smokers would cheer for me.

jaegerx fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jul 22, 2022

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kung fu jive
Jul 2, 2014

SOPHISTICATED DOG SHIT
I got let go from a position because I was completely disenchanted, checked out, and a few days away from getting an offer for my first senior engineering role. When the hammer came down they started in with all this talk about how disappointed they were with my performance and how hard they knew it must be for me to be let go. I saw the opportunity, cut them off with a “No, it’s actually fine. I’m just gonna go”. I walked over to my desk where I had a small palm tree in a large planter, ripped the palm tree out of the planter, dropped it into the trash, grabbed my backpack and planter, and loudly said “I’m out y’all, take care!”.

My close colleagues knew I was leaving but I’m pretty sure everyone else thought I had completely lost my mind. The planter was mine. The company owned the tree. I wanted my planter :shrug:

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