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Martian
May 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
I'm not going to check if it's real but

https://twitter.com/JasonStrummer/status/1548071157231849481?t=1w4_gDDQIj_i26-PJHMpzQ&s=19

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Songbearer posted:

Jorp is a Whiteness Elemental

drat im stealing this ive been calling the bad ones hets but this is way better

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEAXFqAUYyg

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
The only good thing I wish upon Elon Musk is that he actually makes a Mars rocket and people like Jorp can go live there. They can have their own totally unfiltered twitter. We use that as the bait.

We just need a toggle on ours to be like "Show Mars Posts", and you can just switch it off.

Then they can yell at each other and rocks and dust and stuff forever with total freedom of speech.

There are all kinds of activities to keep them occupied.

"That rock looks a little too trans to me. Let's smash it!"

"No, let me monologue Kermitly first for an hour!"

We need to put a man(s) on Mars for the advancement of the human species.

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Mr Interweb posted:

question: is there a fallacy or debate tactic that describes the way jorp almost never comes out and says what he means but throws a lot of bread crumbs to lead a person to the direction/place he wants them to land?

Begging the question. It’s very often misused as a common phrasing for raising a question, but it originally referred to the fallacy of presenting a conclusion as true by presenting a lot of ideas that all presume the conclusion is true in lieu of actual arguments.

You’d probably get more traction referring to it as the JAQ, “just asking questions,” which is the bread and butter of most right wing media faces like Tucker Carlson and Benny Shaps, but I’d say Jorp specifically is more of a classical question-begger because he deliberately frames his poo poo as a formal argument and just fails to use any cogent points.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGGFQNmG7-0

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.
"Monologue Kermitly" is my new favorite phrase, drat thats good.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/Tom_Nicholas/status/1549691927758528512

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

Begging the question. It’s very often misused as a common phrasing for raising a question, but it originally referred to the fallacy of presenting a conclusion as true by presenting a lot of ideas that all presume the conclusion is true in lieu of actual arguments.

You’d probably get more traction referring to it as the JAQ, “just asking questions,” which is the bread and butter of most right wing media faces like Tucker Carlson and Benny Shaps, but I’d say Jorp specifically is more of a classical question-begger because he deliberately frames his poo poo as a formal argument and just fails to use any cogent points.

ah yeah, JAQing off does seem more appropriate for jorp's situation

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


New Jorp just dropped.

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1549938465818935296?t=RAVoCzW4N6ryQ7cNI-INtQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/NicholasPogson/status/1549939778442956800?t=br6v8QkrOGDM87_mphxhpg&s=19

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



he tells a joke about how men jerk off to two circles and a triangle in a washroom then quietly just closes his eyes and hides his face from the audience for like fifteen seconds to try and think of something else so his boner goes down.

he says fifty shades of grey was a financial success and you can't explain that if you don't think all women aren't intrinsically more interested in reading than watching porn. no further examination of this.

he name drops beauty and the beast - his apparent ur-text for male-female relations - more than four times. he describes the beast as a "wild guy" "somewhat careless about the wants and desires of others" that is "attractive to everyone". i don't think he understood why 'the beast' is called that in the story.

the study he's talking about is google engineers scraping erotic literature and finding that the male lead could typically be arranged in five different categories : vampire, werewolf, billionaire, surgeon, and pirate. at no point does he consider that this is a double selection bias because HE's decided what form of porn women primarily (I think he believes exclusively) consume or that the specific form he and these engineers chose has established genre conventions rather than is an accurate and factual record of what women want in a man.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
It kinda rules that this guy just doesn't know when to quit and like every other week you can reliably count on him releasing some weird new self-own.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


As I said I fully expect him to get himself kicked off YouTube before the end of the year.
Maybe it'll involve antisemitism this time.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

:psyduck: Are you loving kidding me? (ugh, I watched it)

I see this was posted today but when was this recorded? That dude is..... something else.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Ghostlight posted:

he tells a joke about how men jerk off to two circles and a triangle in a washroom then quietly just closes his eyes and hides his face from the audience for like fifteen seconds to try and think of something else so his boner goes down.

he says fifty shades of grey was a financial success and you can't explain that if you don't think all women aren't intrinsically more interested in reading than watching porn. no further examination of this.

he name drops beauty and the beast - his apparent ur-text for male-female relations - more than four times. he describes the beast as a "wild guy" "somewhat careless about the wants and desires of others" that is "attractive to everyone". i don't think he understood why 'the beast' is called that in the story.

the study he's talking about is google engineers scraping erotic literature and finding that the male lead could typically be arranged in five different categories : vampire, werewolf, billionaire, surgeon, and pirate. at no point does he consider that this is a double selection bias because HE's decided what form of porn women primarily (I think he believes exclusively) consume or that the specific form he and these engineers chose has established genre conventions rather than is an accurate and factual record of what women want in a man.

i've heard jorp namedrop beauty and the beast all the time, but wanted to see if he could elaborate a bit more:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPcnkCiFLyQ

and it turns out to be an incredibly jumbled mess, just as i expected

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Guess what Jorp, uneducated morons have already perfected the incoherent rambling disguised as wisdom ages ago!
You contribute nothing.

PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021
"Well, you see, Gaston is the epitome of the desired male in the female brain, but science has shown that if you get used to them, rich Beasts are actually quality partners and lovers because they are stable and provide enough for the woma..female to be able to live the lifestyle she prefers long-term. While the Gastons provide excitement and sexual stimulation, the Belles of this world have a paleolithic longing for the stable caves that the Beasts can present them. This was one of the most salient points of Jung: we are what we eat. Freud essentially said the same thing when he was talking about five-dollar footlongs and eating fresh."

Top comment: "Alpha fux beta bux!"

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
Is his entire beauty and the beast thought process a wildly contrived "nice guys finish last :( "

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

The Fattest PI posted:

Is his entire beauty and the beast thought process a wildly contrived "nice guys finish last :( "

close. more like:

"nice guys finish last :) "

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


The Sophists would throw their hands up in despair over this guy.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


It seems like he uses the term "to some degree" alot and it always seems to translate to "I'm high out of my fuckin mind and haven't thought about it at all until now but lets doooo this"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm not sure he's high, I'm getting real degenerative mental health vibes from the good doctor.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008

veni veni veni posted:

It seems like he uses the term "to some degree" alot and it always seems to translate to "I'm high out of my fuckin mind and haven't thought about it at all until now but lets doooo this"

It's just the usual fascist weasel wording.
Every time someone tries to clarify what he says, him and his acolytes get to scream HE NEVER SAID THAT HE NEVER SAID THAT

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

By popular demand posted:

I'm not sure he's high, I'm getting real degenerative mental health vibes from the good doctor.

Cant wait until the comments on his videos start to begin with "I used to agree with Peterson, but..." and "I'm a Peterson fan, but lately..."

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

By popular demand posted:

I'm not sure he's high, I'm getting real degenerative mental health vibes from the good doctor.

Weird that hardcore benzo addiction/putting yourself in a coma has long term mental health consequences. Feel like a psychologist specializing in addiction should have known that

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


His daughter's ex who got picked up for sex trafficking got sucked up by some instagram (and I guess tiktok but I don't use that) algorithm and clips keep showing up in the search feed. He's such a nerd and has the most obnoxious way of talking so it was great seeing some people start making videos mocking him.

Fox Cunning
Jun 21, 2006

salt-induced orgasm in the mouth

Groovelord Neato posted:

His daughter's ex who got picked up for sex trafficking got sucked up by some instagram (and I guess tiktok but I don't use that) algorithm and clips keep showing up in the search feed. He's such a nerd and has the most obnoxious way of talking so it was great seeing some people start making videos mocking him.

Andrew Tate? Lmfao if so

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

veni veni veni posted:

It seems like he uses the term "to some degree" alot and it always seems to translate to "I'm high out of my fuckin mind and haven't thought about it at all until now but lets doooo this"

Brain damage is a hell of a drug

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Fox Cunning posted:

Andrew Tate? Lmfao if so

Yeah.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
There's no incentive for him to stop. Sure, people are tearing into him. He's suspended from twitter. The throng of people commenting, "Professor Peterston is so smrat he's saying what where all thinkign" is like a hundred times larger. Keep it up, Big Ned, you're doing super! Total entergagement forever.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I have kinda jokingly advocated for him to self terminate out of shame.

But now I feel bad about that. It would just be pathetic.

Just shut the gently caress up and go away before someone does a Chaos Dunk on you and you have no choice but the end.

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


jorp fans are so so SO close

https://twitter.com/steinkobbe/status/1550190261455708160?s=20&t=OJp31rIUrAX4OpaZJS8Gcg

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Suppose they made a culture war and nobody posted

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

He's BECOMING what they said he is!

that's a lmao so deep I am vibrating.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

He's BECOMING what they said he is!

that's a lmao so deep I am vibrating.

I feel like this has been posted to death but it's still so accurate.



also

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

He's BECOMING what they said he is!

that's a lmao so deep I am vibrating.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



they can't have been right all along!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Nice Tuckpointing! posted:

Revisiting my Kindle pdf of highlights I made for 12 Rules, it's interesting to see how I was trying to give him a fair shake for the first third or so by highlighting potentially good insights. And then the highlights progressively become a collection of stuff that frustrated me.

I think this one might be the turning point:

"I don’t want intellects such as John von Neumann’s to vanish, just because of my barely-grade-twelve grasp of mathematics. By the time he was nineteen, he had redefined numbers. Numbers! Thank God for John von Neumann! Thank God for Grace Kelly and Anita Ekberg and Monica Bellucci! I’m proud to feel unworthy in the presence of people like that. It’s the price we all pay for aim, achievement and ambition. But it’s also no wonder that Adam and Eve covered themselves up."

lol

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Ralph Hurley posted:

Suppose they made a culture war and nobody posted
:vince:

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Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Ghostlight posted:

they can't have been right all along!

https://twitter.com/Xenos_RIFS/status/1550255421838880768

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