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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Smoke weed every day.

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RoboCicero
Oct 22, 2009

"I'm sick and tired of reading these posts!"

Xand_Man posted:

There are plants!

Glad to see behold that, while Jadis might throw you into the God Machine against your will, she at least keeps her promises!

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Maybe The Machine has been secretly microdosing comatose Allison on the wheel every night in dreams. It realizes it kinda hosed up with Jadis and maybe it needs to wine and dine you a bit before going full monty.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
It's ok, she only peeked at it.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Maybe it's YISUN's garden.

oobey
Nov 19, 2002

TFW you're supposed to be breaking infinities, but the infinities end up breaking you.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

"Anyways here's breakfast...aren't the plants nice?" :synthy:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Glad we finally got to the plants :buddy:

Wyld Karde
Mar 18, 2013

She's so ~dreamy~
If only Pree Ashma had had the sense to simply close her eyes.

SlimGoodbody
Oct 20, 2003

Did her eyes loving explode?

Thundarr
Dec 24, 2002


SlimGoodbody posted:

Did her eyes loving explode?

Maybe just one of them.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

SlimGoodbody posted:

Did her eyes loving explode?

It looks like they started to, before she employed the tried-and-true “if you can’t see it it’s not there” defense.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Behold! Corn!

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

SlimGoodbody posted:

Did her eyes loving explode?

it was wimdy

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Looks more like boiling than exploding

isasphere
Mar 7, 2013
Are the black dots ashes?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Guildenstern Mother posted:

Looks more like boiling than exploding

Definitely boiling - her eyes are steaming and bubbling. :magical:

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:
Went to look at some plants, got the ol' Spicy Shape Of The Wheel instead.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Sucks when your eyes start boiling. Fucks up your whole afternoon.

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES

habeasdorkus posted:

It's ok, she only peeked at it.

yeah she's probably fine just rub some dirt in it

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008
Allison has some incredibly nice teeth considering how much she has had the poo poo kicked out of her.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Donkringel posted:

Allison has some incredibly nice teeth considering how much she has had the poo poo kicked out of her.

Probably got all fixed up with the limbs

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Yeah, if the technopriests can replace whole limbs, teeth are nothing

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Allison had one too many Mississippi Queens.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




habeasdorkus posted:

It's ok, she only peeked at it.

I mean that's what happened with Aesma, first time she only peeked and she was fine.

Dr Strangepants
Nov 26, 2003

Mein Führer! I can dance!
Does the apocrypha contain any stories about Pree Ashma after viewing the wheel? It seems like she was Yisun's most favorite dumbass fuckup and I wonder if viewing the wheel ruined that, which would be a total shame unless it was necessary as preparation for the eventual mass godicide.

Dr Strangepants fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jul 25, 2022

Niavmai
Nov 27, 2011

Dr Strangepants posted:

Does the apocrypha contain any stories about Pree Ashma after viewing the wheel? It seems like she was Yisun's most favorite dumbass fuckup and I wonder if viewing the wheel ruined that, which would be a total shame unless if was necessary as preparation for the eventual mass godicide.

i think all that's said of her post-eyesplosion is just that she mellowed out completely, i can't find more at least.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Given that the creator of the universe is by their own admission a consummate liar, I choose to believe none of that poo poo happened and Aesma is still out there somewhere owning nerds and not learning a single god drat thing.

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

paranoid randroid posted:

Given that the creator of the universe is by their own admission a consummate liar, I choose to believe none of that poo poo happened and Aesma is still out there somewhere owning nerds and not learning a single god drat thing.

It couldnt have happened, because Yisun had already divided twice to even create Aesma, but also it totally happened

Shoehead fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jul 25, 2022

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

True but yeah.
She mellowed out but oh so very slightly, for she had learned exactly one lesson, and its unknown if she learned any more.


From a question to the k6bd Tumblr posted:

Why would a prayer to Aesma apologize for violence?

Aesma kind of chilled out a bit once her eyes were blown out from seeing the true shape of the universe and the secret name of God. She spent the rest of her days bashing significantly less heads (though she did bash a few here and there for good measure).

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I still really want to see Aesma's world.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Rigged Death Trap posted:

True but yeah.
She mellowed out but oh so very slightly, for she had learned exactly one lesson, and its unknown if she learned any more.

Wait, hang on. If she saw the secret name of God, as Allison might just have, is... is God's secret name.... Abaddon? :tinfoil:

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Wait, hang on. If she saw the secret name of God, as Allison might just have, is... is God's secret name.... Abaddon? :tinfoil:

The secret name of God is "I".

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

wiegieman posted:

The secret name of God is "I".

And who told us that the secret name of God is "I"? Abbadon. :colbert:

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Abbadon is Michael Kirkbride? (I'm probably misremembering my sermons of vivec)

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
Aesma regarded the weed in its full and absolute dankness

Algid
Oct 10, 2007


Abbadon is definitely a septagrammaton.

Rhaka
Feb 15, 2008

Practice knighthood and learn
the art that dignifies you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFwo57WKwg&t=186s

Twibbit
Mar 7, 2013

Is your refrigerator running?
*sees first 3 seconds* Noooooope

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girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Twibbit posted:

*sees first 3 seconds* Noooooope
TL;DW: A pool monster happens.

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