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Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Marcade posted:

Someone elsewhere made a good point about that commercial, namely when is the last time you saw someone advertise bananas?

Pretty recently, actually: https://youtu.be/ToI4YBStdlc

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EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
In Australia I've seen ads for bananas, avocados, pork, lamb, beef, red meat in general, paid for by the relevant industry group

I'm sure there are more commodities that had a widespread advertising campaign that I can't remember

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

the touch, the feel of cotton. the fabric of our lives.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I always found American ads incredibly weird compared to Australian ads. Maybe the latter have more of a lower-budget, bombastic charm to them. And like shamefully catchy jingles and hammy acting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0-Nw2aA9jo

as was pointed out this was a very common ad style until sometime in the last couple decades- this has less to do with an aesthetic shift, and more to do with the fact that huge corporations have been edging smaller businesses out of existence

some survive, though, like kansas city's Grass Pad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUQhvgiqsdo
slogan is now "High on grass for over fifty years", I think they survived Wal-Mart/Lowes/Home Depot solely on the strength of that joke

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

EoinCannon posted:

In Australia I've seen ads for bananas, avocados, pork, lamb, beef, red meat in general, paid for by the relevant industry group

https://youtu.be/3dqsyXPkG3I

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Marcade posted:

Someone elsewhere made a good point about that commercial, namely when is the last time you saw someone advertise bananas?
does the product placement/sponsorship in Super Monkey Ball count?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Marcade posted:

Someone elsewhere made a good point about that commercial, namely when is the last time you saw someone advertise bananas?

https://twitter.com/WGNMorningNews/status/1534522666555670529

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





You just don’t have your classic Devereux Wigs and Lindsey’s Mirror Depot commercials anymore and it’s a real shame

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
Just lol if this whole commercial isn't burnt into your brain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI

SgtScruffy
Dec 27, 2003

Babies.


PainterofCrap posted:

The rest of the world seems to be 30-40 years behind the US :smug:

Behold: a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_YmA0cd3kg

Not to mention:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6rE0EakhG8

Don't worry, focus groups & business pencilnecks will eventually take over, so you're TV ads will suck as hard as ours do.

I hope this creates a renaissance of people who recognize my avatar

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SgtScruffy posted:

I hope this creates a renaissance of people who recognize my avatar

I would like special status as someone who appreciated it without a reminder

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

SgtScruffy posted:

I hope this creates a renaissance of people who recognize my avatar

Oh, yeah!

Well, now I know, and knowing is half the battle!

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003




https://twitter.com/ronnyace123/status/1534663773180547075?s=20&t=zx4oJgsGnVbWKkhTm-JG1A

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

George H.W. oval office posted:

You just don’t have your classic Devereux Wigs and Lindsey’s Mirror Depot commercials anymore and it’s a real shame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BUDwj_mXKE

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Desert Bus posted:

Just lol if this whole commercial isn't burnt into your brain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI

I mean, you could get your insurance from Eagleman.

Or…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItWpoUMbqJE

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Oh god I just remembered this commercial:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUEkOVdUjHc


This aired during the day, mind you, which 9 year old me thought was loving hilarious.

E: looking it up I must be remembering wrong because it's not long enough ago for me to have been 9.

Taeke has a new favorite as of 10:18 on Jul 21, 2022

Fishstick
Jul 9, 2005

Does not require preheating

Taeke posted:

My favorite commercials from childhood are the Centraal Beheer ones.

https://youtu.be/KN_9kcam3Gc

https://youtu.be/D5iu8u0aVWs

https://youtu.be/_wkyTaSIotY

There used to be so many of them and pretty much each and every one of them was hilarious.

I don't know if they still do them. I don't think so but I haven't watched cable in over a decade.

"Even Apeldoorn bellen" is still a catchphrase with my 70+ year old dad when poo poo happens because of these, and we're not even Dutch. Absolute classics.

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010


Yeah now that I think about it it's actually the complete opposite of what this thread is meant for lol

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
oh what's up is the dumb marketing thread posting bad local commercials now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki2MIzwsVT4

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The Banana Council showing me how wrong I am, drat.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Marcade posted:

The Banana Council showing me how wrong I am, drat.

We appoint you to the banana council, but do not grant you the title of banana master.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

mactheknife posted:

oh what's up is the dumb marketing thread posting bad local commercials now?

Fuuuuuck I wish I could find the Fiberama commercial with those three unbelievably annoying women who hate cold & rainy weather, please tell me there's at least one NYC-er browsing this thread who knows what I'm talking about :negative:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Oh we going wtf Local commercials?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/AJCGlobal/status/1549471227575681026

https://twitter.com/GAFollowers/status/1550188335162867715

:stare:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Hate to break it you, but with that specific school, that wasn't unintentional

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

bunnyofdoom posted:

Hate to break it you, but with that specific school, that wasn't unintentional

I did see someone in the comments saying they reported multiple cases of Swastika graffiti to the principal, etc. and nothing was ever done. Not sure how long ago that was, presumably while the person was a student.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Agents are GO! posted:

We appoint you to the banana council, but do not grant you the title of banana master.

So what, I'm Second Banana?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

bunnyofdoom posted:

Hate to break it you, but with that specific school, that wasn't unintentional

For those not in the know, Cobb County is (one of) the “white flight” suburbs of Atlanta

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Read After Burning posted:

I did see someone in the comments saying they reported multiple cases of Swastika graffiti to the principal, etc. and nothing was ever done. Not sure how long ago that was, presumably while the person was a student.

The principal is just happy that someone noticed their artwork

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

No it was just



Which would be even worse if it weren't fictional

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
On the topic of local commercials, can anyone who was in south Texas in the late ‘80s or early ‘90s identify the business which had the “SAVES… YOU… MONEY!!!” ads? Might have been a furniture store, with the guy jumping up and waving fistfuls of dollar bills as he cried out the slogan at the end.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Darthemed posted:

On the topic of local commercials, can anyone who was in south Texas in the late ‘80s or early ‘90s identify the business which had the “SAVES… YOU… MONEY!!!” ads? Might have been a furniture store, with the guy jumping up and waving fistfuls of dollar bills as he cried out the slogan at the end.

That would be Gallery Furniture in Houston and Mattress Mack is a local treasure. Hes an insane gambler and loves the city and takes care of it as best a business man can. His Harvey relief was great. He opened up his furniture store as a shelter while piece of Joel Osteen closed his church.

He still does the commercials too.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
I don't even think this was a "local" commercial per se, but I remember this lady's commercials from high school. The aggressive way she says her name always stuck with me, ha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBkeYAW6Nnk
(Roni Deutch, tax attorney)


I just found a Youtube playlist of over 1,000 local commercials/newscasts from my hometown area in Alabama...I know what I'm doing with my night! :allears: So many of these business names sounds familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe96BhhWyF9S2Rzdx8MbmyzkGHj9wbRJh

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

George H.W. oval office posted:

That would be Gallery Furniture in Houston and Mattress Mack is a local treasure. Hes an insane gambler and loves the city and takes care of it as best a business man can. His Harvey relief was great. He opened up his furniture store as a shelter while piece of Joel Osteen closed his church.

He still does the commercials too.
Thank you so much. This has been a 'hey, remember this?' thing in my family for decades, because his delivery was so memorable, but we didn't live in Houston, so nobody bothered to remember the name of the business.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

Marcade posted:

So what, I'm Second Banana?

Aardvark Barber
Sep 7, 2007

Delivery in less than two minutes or your money back!


Read After Burning posted:

I don't even think this was a "local" commercial per se, but I remember this lady's commercials from high school. The aggressive way she says her name always stuck with me, ha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBkeYAW6Nnk
(Roni Deutch, tax attorney)


I just found a Youtube playlist of over 1,000 local commercials/newscasts from my hometown area in Alabama...I know what I'm doing with my night! :allears: So many of these business names sounds familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe96BhhWyF9S2Rzdx8MbmyzkGHj9wbRJh

I am from Pittsburgh and I have a distinct recollection of going around saying Roni DEUTCH because of how she said it in the commercial. I heard it in my head as soon as I saw your post.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

George H.W. oval office posted:

He opened up his furniture store as a shelter while piece of Joel Osteen closed his church.

What

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Harvey was a hurricane that struck the city in 2017.

The furniture guy opened the doors and let people whose homes had been destroyed sleep on his showroom mattresses.

Notorious piece of poo poo Joel Osteen, in contrast, instructed his hired guns to keep the masses out of his megachurch.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Read After Burning posted:

I don't even think this was a "local" commercial per se, but I remember this lady's commercials from high school. The aggressive way she says her name always stuck with me, ha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBkeYAW6Nnk
(Roni Deutch, tax attorney)


I just found a Youtube playlist of over 1,000 local commercials/newscasts from my hometown area in Alabama...I know what I'm doing with my night! :allears: So many of these business names sounds familiar.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe96BhhWyF9S2Rzdx8MbmyzkGHj9wbRJh

Her commercials still pop up from time to time.

The legendary local commercial of my area is this dude:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOZ5wGadW-s

He appeared in a ton of area commercials for just about every business at one point, but I haven't seen him in years. There were at least two for this venture, which he may have owned. Nothing else he did was anything close to this yikes, but all of his ads were that slightly wacky overly excited vibe.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



We allowed to post Big Bill Hell's?

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