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munce posted:Lake Mead has been saved Oh no! We're running out of water! Quick, let's slightly reduce the maximum size of a thing that doesn't need to exist at all, but only for new construction! Holy poo poo we are astoundingly stupid and solutions like this are an awesome microcosm for climate change as a whole. We're not even all that interested in closing the barn doors after the horses get out, we're only really interested in discussing the possibility that perhaps newer barn doors should open slightly more slowly so that hypothetical future horses (which will never exist because the climate will no longer support complex life) escape less dramatically.
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Jul 23, 2022 06:42
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The Voice of Labor posted:india and africa are looking pretty good in the "not gonna starve first" category. this has something to do with that indians and africans breeding too much thing doesn't it uhhhh yeah i think india and africa are gonna have bigger problems than feeding themselves
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Jul 23, 2022 06:43
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no one is going to starve you idiots the streets are going to be littered with roasted sun-baked corpses all the ribs you can eat
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Jul 23, 2022 06:54
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Isentropy posted:I am a Jamaican and lol lmfao I'm not posting jack poo poo about what happens in the Caribbean if some dude can just Kramer in and talk about how evil it is we sign deals with the evil CCP. Like we spent 30 years waiting for a Mo Bay/Kingston highway with HOV lanes from the Glorious West. China gave us it in 3 owns
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Jul 23, 2022 07:02
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Cup Runneth Over posted:uhhhh yeah i think india and africa are gonna have bigger problems than feeding themselves live by the equator die by the equator
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Jul 23, 2022 07:11
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Blackhawk posted:I recently saw an add for this show on TV here and started hooting and hollering: Lol this is awful
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Jul 23, 2022 07:22
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Jul 23, 2022 07:36
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A Bakers Cousin posted:lol thats like those spray paint your hands red and turn yourself in campaigns right? no if you wear a mask it's impossible to get caught just deflating tires in the middle of the night, even in a 120% CCTV'd country like UK lol
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Jul 23, 2022 07:44
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Hubbert posted:the more I read All Hell Breaks Loose, the more quote:A portal to Hell opens over the streets of San Francisco and everybody's lives get turned upside down. Mariah Adams, the last surviving nurse of the San Francisco General Hospital, must do whatever she can to survive while also protecting the fragile life of her last surviving patient, Hector "Smalls" Hernandez. The two of them have to contend with food shortages, flying demons, and restless nights as the try to make sense of just how much their world has changed.  https://www.amazon.com/Hell-Breaks-Loose-Justin-Castleton-ebook/dp/B07QVK66WQ
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Jul 23, 2022 07:59
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Cabbages and Kings posted:
all hell breaking loose woops
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Jul 23, 2022 08:39
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lost of really bullshit probes and bans coming from dear leader lately
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Jul 23, 2022 09:21
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SniperWoreConverse posted:smoking the bud of the dead means you have to stay in the land of the dead forever
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Jul 23, 2022 09:33
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fanfic insert posted:lost of really bullshit probes and bans coming from dear leader lately it's alright to use cspam to vent your frustrations. lots of punching bags here, begging for a beatdown. anything to take our minds away from CLIMATE CHAGE (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 23, 2022 09:34
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silicone thrills posted:It's literally impossible for american media to think about anything with out it being in terms of money or productivity. Absolutely impossible. You have to quantify every single disaster by how much it cost, not how many lives lost or how many were made homeless
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Jul 23, 2022 09:35
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some people like really big numbers. unreasonably big numbers. they like to shout them
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Jul 23, 2022 09:37
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lollontee posted:if you dont wanna latin up, then dont cum up ta me malaka.
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Jul 23, 2022 09:38
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200+ posts itt and there was neither a natural disaster nor forums drama edit: oh poo poo! fanfic insert posted:lost of really bullshit probes and bans coming from dear leader lately mahershalalhashbaz has issued a correction as of 09:47 on Jul 23, 2022 |
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Jul 23, 2022 09:38
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Fly Molo posted:hey thorn el jefe is a weakass bitch lmao e. lomarf (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) Jeff Fatwood has issued a correction as of 11:11 on Jul 23, 2022 |
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Jul 23, 2022 11:05
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so did jeff ban arf or in his mind were all of those posts worth reading? thats so weird
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Jul 23, 2022 12:04
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lol thorn is the one with the free rime av too
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Jul 23, 2022 12:43
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every thread just churns out a chomo every few years its wonderful
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Jul 23, 2022 12:44
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this is a pro read if you want to  into the near future
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Jul 23, 2022 14:24
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Emergency action planned to save giant sequoia trees from wildfiresquote:
only took 2 years to destroy up to 20% of all giant sequoias
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Jul 23, 2022 14:35
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quote:Sequoia National Park, which is run by the Interior Department and not subject to the emergency action, is considering a novel and controversial plan to plant sequoia seedlings where large trees have been wiped out by fire.
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Jul 23, 2022 14:36
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The should we replant trees that burned down controversy
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Jul 23, 2022 14:36
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lollontee posted:it's alright to use cspam to vent your frustrations. lots of punching bags here, begging for a beatdown. anything to take our minds away from CLIMATE CHAGE lol sorry, didnt mean for it to be probe bait e: eeeeh on 2nd thought fanfic insert has issued a correction as of 16:14 on Jul 23, 2022 |
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Jul 23, 2022 14:46
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https://twitter.com/RMGNews/status/1550761711300272128 *now estimated at 6555 acres
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Jul 23, 2022 15:56
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C-SPAM > Biospher collapse: So Long Sequoias It’s nice that we have so many trucks and SUVs named after the places and things that are burning 
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Jul 23, 2022 15:57
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Blackhawk posted:I recently saw an add for this show on TV here and started hooting and hollering: Thanks, I hate it. Yes, we will solve the problem created by overconsumption by consuming more. I eagerly await their ethical crypto investing episode.  A Bakers Cousin posted:The should we replant trees that burned down controversy A bit like the advice to plant more trees around your house to keep it cool during heat waves. Meanwhile we're clearing 10 metre defensive zones for when the wildfire comes through. At least the balsams that were shading my house died of natural causes (worsening summer drought over the last decade) so I didn't need to feel guilty about taking a chainsaw to them.
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Jul 23, 2022 15:57
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Guys talk about climate change no intersectionality here nooooo stooooop
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Jul 23, 2022 16:01
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I am in pretty sure the skeptical Futurama man was being skeptical about biosphere collapse so I'm very confused but at least I can take comfort in the fact that we're all going to loving die
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Jul 23, 2022 16:05
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IAMKOREA posted:Guys talk about climate change no intersectionality here nooooo stooooop again, climate change and biosphere collapse are very serious topics. that's why this thread, and no other thread in cspam, is being harassed by the owner of the site to make sure it stays on topic 100% of the time. we have to fix this problem now, and change begins here, in this thread. this is about saving the human race, people!
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Jul 23, 2022 16:06
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https://twitter.com/EricHolthaus/status/1550859516815761409
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Jul 23, 2022 16:08
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Fart Dumbass posted:again, climate change and biosphere collapse are very serious topics. that's why this thread, and no other thread in cspam, is being harassed by the owner of the site to make sure it stays on topic 100% of the time. we have to fix this problem now, and change begins here, in this thread. this is about saving the human race, people!
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Jul 23, 2022 16:13
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Paradoxish posted:discussing the possibility that perhaps newer barn doors should open slightly more slowly so that hypothetical future horses (which will never exist because the climate will no longer support complex life) escape less dramatically. woah woah woah, thats extremist doomerism first we need to open an exploratory committee into the possibility of discussing another committee's findings when and only when they come out that the possibility that maybe the findings of another committee when and only when those come out that regarding whether perhaps newer barn doors should open slightly more slowly -- IF another committee finds those barn doors have been operating in a disadvantaged community for 30 (even numbered) years and has all requisite paperwork properly filed and notarized and submitted to a committee which looks into the merits of submitting those findings to another committee for possible access to approval-- when and only when the findings of another committee come to light regarding hypothetical future horses (which will never exist because the climate will no longer support complex life) that another exploratory committee MAY find would escape less dramatically that if another committee finds that it is even POSSIBLE that barn doors can even open more slowly EVER and is all brought to another committee to find whether all these findings merit any discussion and brought to another exploratory committee into the potential ramifications for shareholder's investments impacted by any alteration to the operation of barn doors for approval by another committee's for another committee's discussion and resultant findings to be sent to another committee for discussing POSSIBLE approval for the first exploratory committee to share their findings with us, before we can even BEGIN talking about discussing the possibility that perhaps newer barn doors should open slightly more slowly so that hypothetical future horses (which will never exist because the climate will no longer support complex life) escape less dramatically.
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Jul 23, 2022 16:13
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as long as I’m not being asked to alter my lifestyle I believe things aren’t that bad…yet
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Jul 23, 2022 16:21
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IAMKOREA posted:Guys talk about climate change no intersectionality here nooooo stooooop THIS SECTION OF THE POST IS RESERVED FOR META COMMENTARY:  THIS SECTION OF THE POST IS RESERVED FOR ON TOPIC CLIMATE DOOMERISM: I've made a new habit of checking the ercot and local covid dashboards every morning because it gives me a misguided felling of control over the fate of my community. THIS SECTION OF THE POST IS RESERVED FOR TIPS AND TRICKS: After more then a decade working in the public sector, I've learned that its important to display compliance with management directives prominently and to repeatedly point out evidence of compliance during evaluations. Nobody cares, so make the boxes as big and easy to check as possible. Jesus Horse has issued a correction as of 16:27 on Jul 23, 2022 |
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Jul 23, 2022 16:23
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China will fix global warming against the wishes of the west.
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Jul 23, 2022 16:45
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420 
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Jul 23, 2022 16:48
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Covid has demonstrated that people don't understand how exponential functions work. This is definitely the advanced class. Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. A little more smoke in the air won't be noticed. Can we get carbon credits for burying stalks? I think I'm getting a glimmer of greenwashing grift here.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:03
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