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Fart Dumbass posted:again, climate change and biosphere collapse are very serious topics. that's why this thread, and no other thread in cspam, is being harassed by the owner of the site to make sure it stays on topic 100% of the time. we have to fix this problem now, and change begins here, in this thread. this is about saving the human race, people! Woah are you saying the places with posting resources and meme resilience are being exploited by the forum hegemon to maintain their expected quality of lols in an increasing cringe filled world in full fledged lmao collapse?
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Jul 23, 2022 17:08
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Pryor on Fire posted:C-SPAM > Biospher collapse: So Long Big Sequoia! gotta get it right.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:16
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Since the climate sequoias thrive in is shifting north I wonder if I could plant some sequoias here and have them survive
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Jul 23, 2022 17:19
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no because they take 500 years to grow and by that time the climate they can surviv in will have moved farther north they're super done for
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Jul 23, 2022 17:28
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MightyBigMinus posted:no because they take 500 years to grow and by that time the climate they can surviv in will have moved farther north yeah I know  I do take the "you dont plant a tree for yourself, you plant a tree for the future" thing seriously so like... if there's any chance at all, I do still take it. I'm doomer but i'm not useless doomer.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:30
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Dude what is even going on here isn't cspam supposed to be the laid back shitposting chit chat interspersed with topical discussion forum? A place where you don't have to feel like walking on eggshells worried that you might post the wrong thing?
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Jul 23, 2022 17:30
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Rectal Death Adept posted:yeah if you build the road then the job is over read this in a david attenborough voice, would make a good youtube sketch bit
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Jul 23, 2022 17:30
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Shifty Nipples posted:Dude what is even going on here isn't cspam supposed to be the laid back shitposting chit chat interspersed with topical discussion forum? A place where you don't have to feel like walking on eggshells worried that you might post the wrong thing? lol only like 3 people treat this as the fyad lite chat forum it is
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Jul 23, 2022 17:32
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dig deep and put a bunch of seeds in clay pots, if lucky maybe an earthquake in a thousand years or so brings em up to the surface and maybe we as a civilization died quick enough for the climate to kind of restore itself
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Jul 23, 2022 17:32
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A Bakers Cousin posted:lol only like 3 people treat this as the fyad lite chat forum it is That's not my experience at all, maybe we read different threads or something.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:34
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Shifty Nipples posted:Dude what is even going on here isn't cspam supposed to be the laid back shitposting chit chat interspersed with topical discussion forum? A place where you don't have to feel like walking on eggshells worried that you might post the wrong thing? It's pretty obvious you can still do that as long as your posts aren't poo poo
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Jul 23, 2022 17:34
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Shifty Nipples posted:Dude what is even going on here isn't cspam supposed to be the laid back shitposting chit chat interspersed with topical discussion forum? A place where you don't have to feel like walking on eggshells worried that you might post the wrong thing? No it is for discussion of biosphere collapse ONLY. Also no talking about how the only country building nuclear power plants and high speed rail and controlling population growth is cool and good, as that has nothing to do with climate change.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:34
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Perry Mason Jar posted:It's pretty obvious you can still do that as long as your posts aren't poo poo Fly molos post telling sinophobic libs to gently caress off was good, bro
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Jul 23, 2022 17:35
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fanfic insert posted:dig deep and put a bunch of seeds in clay pots, if lucky maybe an earthquake in a thousand years or so brings em up to the surface and maybe we as a civilization died quick enough for the climate to kind of restore itself No matter what we do the climate will eventually restore itself. It may take millions of years but in the grand scheme of things it’s just a blink of an eye.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:35
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Fly Molo couldn't rest on his laurels of being very funny. Posting, is like a swordfight
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Jul 23, 2022 17:36
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IAMKOREA posted:Fly molos post telling sinophobic libs to gently caress off was good, bro
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Jul 23, 2022 17:36
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IAMKOREA posted:Fly molos post telling sinophobic libs to gently caress off was good, bro
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Jul 23, 2022 17:38
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IAMKOREA posted:Fly molos post telling sinophobic libs to gently caress off was good, bro
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Jul 23, 2022 17:39
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IAMKOREA posted:Fly molos post telling sinophobic libs to gently caress off was good, bro
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Jul 23, 2022 17:42
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https://twitter.com/PeoplesDailyapp/status/1550427937865957376
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Jul 23, 2022 17:43
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FlapYoJacks posted:No matter what we do the climate will eventually restore itself. It may take millions of years but in the grand scheme of things it’s just a blink of an eye. The Sahara and the Gobi are man made.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:43
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Tyrannosaurus Rex, ca. 65 MYa posted:No matter what we do the climate will eventually restore itself. It may take millions of years but in the grand scheme of things it’s just a blink of an eye.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:43
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IAMKOREA posted:Fly molos post telling sinophobic libs to gently caress off was good, bro
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Jul 23, 2022 17:43
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FlapYoJacks posted:No matter what we do the climate will eventually restore itself. It may take millions of years but in the grand scheme of things it’s just a blink of an eye. Threads go through cycles of good and bad posting, much as the planet goes through cycles of natural heating and cooling. Heavy handed and nonsensical moderation will not change this, much as there is no reason to stop pumping massive amounts of carbon into the atmosphere. The planet will cool itself naturally within a few decades, much as this thread will return to good posting once the mods stop interfering.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:46
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Shifty Nipples posted:Dude what is even going on here isn't cspam supposed to be the laid back shitposting chit chat interspersed with topical discussion forum? A place where you don't have to feel like walking on eggshells worried that you might post the wrong thing? Someone got probed for breaking rule II subclause A: cheerleading. I had thought it was only D&D those pedantic rules applied to. Marenghi has issued a correction as of 17:52 on Jul 23, 2022 |
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Jul 23, 2022 17:47
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mawarannahr posted:amazed that adbusters is still around Same. I used to do their page design. Also stop loving the thread up, Jeff.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:49
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You guys. I like this thread. Can we please stop making it about the boss's poor choice of good posts to give Fly Molo his "annoying the boss" achievement award? Pretend it was for any other post that guy made anywhere else and move on. Free the futurama guy though that was about the topic.
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Jul 23, 2022 17:49
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Jesus Horse posted:The Sahara and the Gobi are man made. The Sahara is not man made. There have been hundreds of Sahara green periods that are tied to the Earth's wobble. They are on a ~26,000 year cycle I would say that the next one is only a few thousand years out, but lmao it's caused by slight warming so who knows how long it will take to start
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Jul 23, 2022 17:53
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Marenghi posted:Someone got probed for breaking rule II subclause B: off topic posting. I had thought it was only D&D those pedantic rules applied to. what rule
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Jul 23, 2022 17:53
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grass toucher posted:what rule Rule ii subclause b can you not read?
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Jul 23, 2022 17:58
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Cup Runneth Over posted:I don't have a horse in this race because my climate collapse plan is to clink champagne glasses while the Titanic sinks, but I gotta say I've never met anyone whose response to the trolley problem is to essentially enthusiastically proclaim that not pulling the lever is the morally correct option. You're the first uh I said that we are gonna multi track drift, I don’t know who you meant to reply to here.
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Jul 23, 2022 18:00
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"I'm not an active participant in the thread but I'll edit it from home for the weekend edition" is some Worst Managing Editors of My Life vibes. If your probing folks you should be a participant in the discussion. Otherwise it's cherry picking.
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Jul 23, 2022 18:02
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FlapYoJacks posted:No matter what we do the climate will eventually restore itself. It may take millions of years but in the grand scheme of things it’s just a blink of an eye. hell yeah, restoration to being floating dust in space with no atmosphere 
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Jul 23, 2022 18:06
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Stereotype posted:uh I said that we are gonna multi track drift, I don’t know who you meant to reply to here. you said that was the most likely outcome, i said your posts implied you felt the morally correct outcome was to let the lever go unpulled. these are not conflicting statements
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Jul 23, 2022 18:06
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TeenageArchipelago posted:The Sahara is not man made. There have been hundreds of Sahara green periods that are tied to the Earth's wobble. They are on a ~26,000 year cycle It's true that the Sahara cycles through natural dry periods, but the recovery during the green periods relied on resources stored in the topsoil. The early development of agriculture pushed the system from a local to a global minima and chased early civilizations to the flood planes.
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Jul 23, 2022 18:11
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So the solution is to build more concrete Olympic-sized swimming pools to contain all this water
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Jul 23, 2022 18:15
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Tempora Mutantur posted:hell yeah, restoration to being floating dust in space with no atmosphere you all bag on anarchoprimitivism and nihilism but in the long run it's going to be the dominant ideology
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Jul 23, 2022 18:21
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silicone thrills posted:Since the climate sequoias thrive in is shifting north I wonder if I could plant some sequoias here and have them survive The family next door smuggled some back to the Island after a trip to Disneyland in the 1990s. A couple of them survived and one is now a respectable house-shading sized tree. We're thinking about propagating it because they are more drought resistant than our dying cedars. Not sure about that flammability thing though. Oh well, gently caress it, I want some evergreens back in these woods. Am I going to do this? Sure, why the gently caress not?: IAMKOREA posted:Fly molos post telling sinophobic libs to gently caress off was good, bro
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Jul 23, 2022 18:30
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If everyone started planting trees 50 years ago while also making drastic changes to cut greenhouse gases that would have actually worked, but it's too late now and planting trees in most areas just means more fuel for the next fire. Boomers still love the idea of planting trees because they were all raised on bullshit stories about Johnny Appleseed, but in reality that just makes it worse most of the time. The fires are everything now, they will dominate so many ecosystems.
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Jul 23, 2022 18:34
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I thought we needed to plan trees so we could then chop them down by hand and toss them down mineshafts to sequester carbon
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Jul 23, 2022 18:37
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