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KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

I really like the second one

Edit: gotta quote for the snype

Scarodactyl posted:

Prompt: "A crab on the seashore. Utagawa Kunisada (1786-1865)"




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Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://i.imgur.com/xVSGqA5.mp4

this homolid crab from the current Okeanos dive is carrying a piece of coral rather than the usual anemone or spong

the coral is still alive as the polyps are out and feeding

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


BREAKING NEWS:

crab discovers new hat :yeeclaw:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Crabs are so lucky. Everyone loves it when they wear a living hat that opens itself up to start feeding, but whenever I try it everyone starts vomiting in disgust or fleeing in terror

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Crabs are so lucky. Everyone loves it when they wear a living hat that opens itself up to start feeding, but whenever I try it everyone starts vomiting in disgust or fleeing in terror

I think you may be misunderstanding the true purpose of hat. Crab would consider this great success.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

This crab didn't have fancy hat - only a barnacle growing on his eyebrow - so he was too embarrassed to show his face :yosbutt:

https://i.imgur.com/yGvbj9a.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Time for Crabutt

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/K_theHermit/status/1550111170199433216

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

:yeeclaw: BATTLE CRABS :yeeclaw:

https://twitter.com/DrBillGladstone/status/1550075177819869185

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UafeQIkj5c&t=316s

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/anhdangerous/status/1549865777242652672



Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Hope the Home Depot truck has plenty of room, I'm in need of a P I L E

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Here.

I want one but that's pretty expensive. Maybe I'll just settle for the 12 foot skeleton.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
They have really stocked up, they’ll send 8 to my local store for pickup, no sweat.

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

ultrafilter posted:

Here.

I want one but that's pretty expensive. Maybe I'll just settle for the 12 foot skeleton.

it's probably a good thing they don't ship internationally because I would be buying at least one immediately, no questions or thought involved other than :crab:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/GameofThrowIns/status/1550173178357583875

Makes u think

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


ultrafilter posted:

Here.

I want one but that's pretty expensive. Maybe I'll just settle for the 12 foot skeleton.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

perhaps humans are the real crabs...

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

uber_stoat posted:

perhaps humans are the real crabs...

Nonsense, we have none of their majestic or redeeming qualities.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


"crab mentality" is rude, pulling down successful people to spite them is classic human behavior.

crabs in a bucket aren't trying to punish the ones that might get away, they're just doing what they do best: pinching and piling.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


A crab in a bucket full of crabs can't climb to the top without stepping on other crabs. Where do their feet land? That's right: the tip-top. What happens next is what has to happen.

ellie the beep
Jun 15, 2007

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.
always remember to ask: who put the crabs in the bucket in the first place?

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


ellie the beep posted:

always remember to ask: who put the crabs in the bucket in the first place?
Probably Crab Dad.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://64.media.tumblr.com/30bc5cfed0093118a8412777b3e6a216/f715929562271e73-1e/s400x600/afc57ca6413c5ca2309eb9b157c09f9ca1986499.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1550511458798239744

SpiritualDeath
Jul 2, 2009

shaping your brain like pottery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa4vBlzMaeQ

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
Dare you look upon THE PILE

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


SuddenCactus posted:

Dare you look upon THE PILE



they left a spot just for me :crab:

edit: im on my phone right now but just imagine a photoshop of the junji ito panel where a crab is saying it’s my pile, it was piled for me and there is a pile of crabs with a perfect spot for his little creb body

Ror fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Jul 23, 2022

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Please do not mess with the space crabbo

Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
c stands for the speed of light. Crab starts with c. Ergo, the speed of light is crab, crab is the universal constant

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/birdhermit/status/1550889577770061831

:hmmyes:

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://twitter.com/0kam/status/1551070122298597376

Swilo
Jun 2, 2004
ANIME SUCKS HARD
:dukedog:
Not his only one, either!

Google translate posted:

Yuki Okamura's solo exhibition "Crab Craft III" was the best!
Crustacean figurines that can be mistaken for the real thing, figurines that move at full capacity of all joints!
Moreover, the material is pottery!
You will be overwhelmed by the dizzying and delicate work.

Please come and see the beauty of the fusion of traditional pottery techniques, the latest techniques and materials! !!

https://twitter.com/NazonoHanazono/status/1551123827098517504
https://twitter.com/0kam/status/1548864206031581185
:crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



That's awesome stuff, I need more crab pottery in my life.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




CRAB

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
All hail Crabtain, B Villain extraordinaire.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Are you ready for the
CRABALANCHE

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