Ferrovanadium posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1550544349523767296?t=rU5QcfOxKHEr6LHGHoONow&s=19 God help me I need to know. I need it. I NEED THIS NATHEN TELL US ON THE WORD OF MALIK-AL-MULK
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Seth Pecksniff posted:God help me I need to know. I need it. I NEED THIS NATHEN TELL US ON THE WORD OF MALIK-AL-MULK I can't believe there's some rear end in a top hat in replies (who isn't Nathen, probably) telling Nathen to keep quiet
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Jul 22, 2022 21:00
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big news: garfieldeats considered 'parody', 'satire', 'art'. license not needed. reopening asap.
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GolfHole posted:big news: garfieldeats considered 'parody', 'satire', 'art'. license not needed. reopening asap. must have heard about that Nathan for you episode
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Jul 22, 2022 21:04
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Rahu posted:Nathen talking to himself on two different twitter accounts has got me fully entergaged. 
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Light Gun Man posted:must have heard about that Nathan for you episode We need a special Nathan For You episode for GarfieldEATS. Nathan For Nathen
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GolfHole posted:big news: garfieldeats considered 'parody', 'satire', 'art'. license not needed. reopening asap. Well, it's definitely satire
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Jul 22, 2022 21:28
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I don't think it would take much effort or cocaine to apply sovereign citizen logic to copyright law & trick Nathen into believing Garfield is squarely in the public domain.
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Jul 22, 2022 21:32
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kntfkr posted:I don't think it would take much effort or cocaine to apply sovereign citizen logic to copyright law & trick Nathen into believing Garfield is squarely in the public domain. Let's not pollute the delicate, beautiful ecosystem that is Nathen's mind. The stuff he dreams up without our influence is so pure and transcendent, he needs to be shielded from the larger internet and kept safe in a refuge where we can watch him in his natural habitat
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Totally. I'm just saying. It would be an easy psy-op if one had his ear.
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Jul 22, 2022 21:47
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The confession is that he never closed Garfeats, he just moved to his dad's mansion in Saudi Arabia. The kidnapped employees are still there, in a basement, waiting for Nathen to return so they can serve him a lasagna with genuine garfaccino
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kntfkr posted:Totally. I'm just saying. It would be an easy psy-op if one had his ear. The new goon project is to form a protective ring around him on the internet, like musk oxen defending their young from wolves
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Ferrovanadium posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1550544349523767296?t=rU5QcfOxKHEr6LHGHoONow&s=19 "I used to be addicted to cumming in the Garfaccinos and was scared of getting caught, that's why I turned celibate, mneeeoooow!"
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Jul 23, 2022 01:32
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Grinderman is cool. Birthday Party is great too.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Grinderman is cool. Birthday Party is great too. RELEASE THE BATS! Entergagement just keeps INCREASING! Possibly to unsafe levels???
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Escape From Noise posted:RELEASE THE BATS! Runaway entergagement reaction
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Jul 23, 2022 22:14
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Wait it's been what like over a day now? Don't listen to the orange clown, confess already ya coward!!!
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dr_rat posted:Wait it's been what like over a day now? I think that was the whole thing. Nathfield goes: "I have a confession to make!" GarfieldEats goes: "Nuh uh, don't do it." And then that's it, that's the bit. It's done.
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A w..w..w... weed? The devil's lettuce???
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....NOT WEED!!!! 
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If I had to work there I'd be doing some stronger poo poo then weed
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Oh god, everyone could of died!!!! Or if he'd shared you know get hungry and feel like more pizza. I mean one or the other
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Jul 24, 2022 23:06
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holy gently caress. nathen somehow found the one line cook who does drugs
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It's #true https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1551324322861555718
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I think that was the whole thing. See there was something! Ye of little faith, has Garfield every let you down!!!
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Mimesweeper posted:holy gently caress. nathen somehow found the one line cook who does drugs As if any restaurant employee would have a drug or alcohol problem. It's too insane to believe.
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sharknado slashfic posted:If I had to work there I'd be doing some stronger poo poo then weed
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how many customers do you think were even in the place to notice the stank
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Means our myopic entergager here has caught a whiff of how much weed shops are making in his area these days, and feels tad vindictive he instead went all in on supervising one orange pizza per day.
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sharknado slashfic posted:If I had to work there I'd be doing some stronger poo poo then weed Nothing fucks you up like a cup of garfaccino left overnight near the radiator.
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I had a boss who encouraged use of amphetamine at work but was furious about stoners because "weed makes you lazy, speed makes you productive". I imagine that Mazri is of the same school of thought.
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Confession number 2: Nathen came in and found the line cook in a k hole and got very angry
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CodfishCartographer posted:https://twitter.com/theNathfield/status/1551324147241951232?t=KupsnVO41gyOtFA_3eLeDw&s=19 Does Nathen acknowledge a difference between weed and hash? Like, this is important for his street cred
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Mimesweeper posted:holy gently caress. nathen somehow found the one line cook who does drugs
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That's not a confession
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Elephant Ambush posted:That's not a confession I think that by this point is fairly obvious to all Nathan is not a smart man, so I say given that, this is close enough.
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Mimesweeper posted:holy gently caress. nathen somehow found the one line cook who does drugs
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I just remembered that weed is legal in Canada
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