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big dyke energy posted:A security guy loving around on the job is precisely the kind of security you want, if you're not that person's manager. How about if you're relying on them (and paying for them) to protect your home's front entrance/mail room/building/bike storage room/cars/etc. Or is it not cool to keep people from off the street from coming into common areas of homes and offices to steal people's poo poo ITT? It's always tough to tell just which way the wind is blowing when anything regarding housing comes up in here. Midnight Voyager posted:Comments on this have a bunch of guys who really think security guards are normally alert and focusing on security cameras for their whole shift, lol Sounds like this dude's job is like most building security guards: walk around a couple times a night, check that public facing doors and gates are locked/latched, watch the cameras the rest of the time. Part 2 of either aspect of that job is to call the police when necessary. It's not hard, but it's a job with expectations that aren't "gently caress off and smoke weed while the residents pay you for poo poo you're not doing."
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Cowslips Warren posted:I also didn't see anything in there about what that dude brings to the table in terms of being a supportive partner or child care. Yeah, like why isn't he also exhausted and treating moments of rest like ice cold water in a desert.
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Jul 25, 2022 01:46
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My friend was a security guard at a big complex. His job tried to make sure the guards actually did patrols by having a bunch of bar codes along the route that you'd scan as you patrolled. He of course just made copies of the bar codes and would scan them from the comfort of his little guard shack while he did drugs and wrote.
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Jul 25, 2022 01:47
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Pope Corky the IX posted:You have until 6:15pm EST to explain this or you get a sixer. And you’ll still get a sixer if I’m not satisfied with the explanation. i think it's "we never saw such a mess" edit: oh the daughter's name was vienna Cowcaster fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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Jul 25, 2022 01:50
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Slo-Tek posted:So, how much we talking about here, for peanut butter and seasoning. Under 10$ for the whole thing, right? I suspect this woman was angling to get some go-away-and-shut-up money, and escalated to the point that the manager was safe in calling the cops. Are we just making poo poo up again? She wanted a cash refund.
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Jul 25, 2022 02:08
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Charity Porno posted:Are we just making poo poo up again? Then she went through a lot of effort to not get $4. I detect a strong undercurrent of "I fed my children expired, unsafe, food and it's your fault! How will you fix this?!"
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Jul 25, 2022 02:19
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We can post Prudie and other advice columns too, right? The title of this one just made me lol: Help! I Constantly Tell My Girlfriend She’s Beautiful—but She’s Not. quote:Dead Prudence, I just have no idea what's going on here. Is this some STEMlord thing where he's like "well based on these many studies of what constitutes aesthetic beauty unfortunately my girlfriend is only 36% beautiful at best"
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Jul 25, 2022 02:24
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for not letting my fiancé sleep with other people? The younger baby is 2 months old and he is complaining about sex? I believe standard procedure at that point post partum is to shut the gently caress up and jerk off. That is definitely still into "ease back into sex with patience and lots of lube and foreplay" regardless of if she had a c section or vaginal birth. Not whining about being dissatisfied.
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Plus even if you physically feel up to it if you have the opportunity and time for sex you’re probably doing infant care wrong
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MK-Ultramarathon posted:We can post Prudie and other advice columns too, right? The title of this one just made me lol: Yeah it's accepted and encouraged, we post stuff from similar places all the time, ask a manager, hola papi, care and feeding, dear abby/ann landers, etc. This guy wants to tell his gf she's ugly and wants to be able to blame Prudie when he experiences consequences. I don't know why, exactly, but it's not like there's a good reason to do something like that.
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If he is one of those "brutally honest" dudes, I can't wait for him to gently caress it up. "No no honey, you are not conventionally beautiful! Like a 2/10! But your inner beauty makes you a 6/10 to me!" AITA for telling my mother that I wish my grandmother expired already and that nothing she tells me is going to change my mind? quote:Throwaway because I am pretty sure plenty of my relatives use reddit I sometimes wish I had had the kind of grandparents some of my friends had; my mom's parents I barely knew, visited them maybe once or twice in my life. My dad's parents lived 2 hours from us, and every weekend for most of my forgotten childhood we'd visit, but I can't tell you anything about them other than my grandma is the reason I was terrified to grow up/be in a relationship/think about sex at all until I was in my late 20's, and my grandpa died when I was a kid. I vaguely remember his funeral. Then I see poo poo like this and am like, well, it could be worse.
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Solenna posted:The younger baby is 2 months old and he is complaining about sex? I believe standard procedure at that point post partum is to shut the gently caress up and jerk off. That is definitely still into "ease back into sex with patience and lots of lube and foreplay" regardless of if she had a c section or vaginal birth. Not whining about being dissatisfied. Yeah, what the actual gently caress. It's only been 8 weeks since she gave birth and you're not even supposed to think about sex for 6 weeks postpartum. The fact that she seems to be doing additional childcare (for the toddler) with an 8 week old newborn and her husband is whining about not getting laid tells me all I need to know about him as a father.
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Baronjutter posted:My friend was a security guard at a big complex. His job tried to make sure the guards actually did patrols by having a bunch of bar codes along the route that you'd scan as you patrolled. He of course just made copies of the bar codes and would scan them from the comfort of his little guard shack while he did drugs and wrote.
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MK-Ultramarathon posted:We can post Prudie and other advice columns too, right? The title of this one just made me lol: He really likes her personality but isn't that attracted to her body? This really isn't that complicated.
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Patrick Spens posted:He really likes her personality but isn't that attracted to her body? This really isn't that complicated. This is something to never, ever say out loud even if it's true. Or really even think too hard, it's the kind of thing that gets internalized in a way that sours a relationship.
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Jul 25, 2022 03:21
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Foo Diddley posted:AITA for refusing to share food with my boyfriend? OP shouldn't have sought out a concurrent reincarnation of their mother to date.
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Jul 25, 2022 03:32
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Is it right to date someone you have no physical attraction to? If you do, and they ask you if you think they are beautiful, how are you supposed to answer?
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I'm pretty sure that if he smells like faeces due to never washing his rear end, and that makes him 100% physically unattractive to you, you should not date him.
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Invisible Clergy posted:
dude, the security guards only job is to call the cops. what do you think he's gonna do if someone really does break in? use kung fu?
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Motronic posted:How about if you're relying on them (and paying for them) to protect your home's front entrance/mail room/building/bike storage room/cars/etc. Or is it not cool to keep people from off the street from coming into common areas of homes and offices to steal people's poo poo ITT? It's always tough to tell just which way the wind is blowing when anything regarding housing comes up in here. i'd like to point out that as a former security guard, that's both not what the job is and it's actually illegal. the most you can do in basically any jurisdiction is ask people to leave, and if they don't you count as a proxy of the property owner for purposes of say, a trespassing charge. that's it. yes, even armed security guards- the only reason those exist is because they look scarier, nowhere that I'm aware of is anyone employed as one allowed to actually use their weapons. anything besides following someone and threatening to call the cops is going to get you in hot loving water. this is also why the job pays so little, because you're gonna get fired if someone does steal or vandalize something. you exist as ablative armor so the employer can tell his insurance company it wasn't his fault. besides even if someone really was actively breaking in, it's only going to be worse for you, the guard, if you're actually there, because a lot of people will assume you WILL try to tussle with them or whatever. better to spend 90% of your shift chain smoking by the dumpster and only come across the evidence later, for everyone involved Larry Parrish fucked around with this message at 04:20 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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AITA for scaring my SIL with a cardboard cutout of The Rock?quote:My (32f) SIL(43f) is super nosey. It's come up before, but she's one of those people that will just deny something to the death, no matter how much proof you have, and then get angry at you for not believing her.
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Mx. posted:AITA for scaring my SIL with a cardboard cutout of The Rock? 
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vonnegutt posted:Yeah, what the actual gently caress. It's only been 8 weeks since she gave birth and you're not even supposed to think about sex for 6 weeks postpartum. The fact that she seems to be doing additional childcare (for the toddler) with an 8 week old newborn and her husband is whining about not getting laid tells me all I need to know about him as a father. Especially because his solution isn't "Let me take over some of the childcare duties so you can get some rest," it's "If you won't put out, I'll find someone who will."
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:This is something to never, ever say out loud even if it's true. Or really even think too hard, it's the kind of thing that gets internalized in a way that sours a relationship. Right, obviously it's important to lie to your partner sometimes. Which is why the advice for that dude should be, "just keep telling her she's pretty".
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Cowslips Warren posted:If he is one of those "brutally honest" dudes, I can't wait for him to gently caress it up. Boy, I feel that. My dad's mom abandoned him/his dad died before I was born, so there's one set out. My mother's mom was basically the manipulative money-grubber the Reddit OP talked about. My mom's dad was an absolute sadist and abusive in every possible way. They taught me that sometimes a person's death really can make things better. The good of it is that as a kid, my best friend's grandmother became good friends with my mom. I got the grandma experience from her. The day she passed away, there was a big, beautiful rainbow outside.
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Troublemaker posted:Especially because his solution isn't "Let me take over some of the childcare duties so you can get some rest," it's "If you won't put out, I'll find someone who will." even "i'll jack off until my wife is feeling up to having sex again" is just completely unacceptable to this guy. he's fuckin' someone come hell or high water. he's entitled to get his dick wet, god drat it
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Mx. posted:AITA for scaring my SIL with a cardboard cutout of The Rock? Your sister's nickname is now "jabroni", make sure your whole family knows this
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Mx. posted:AITA for scaring my SIL with a cardboard cutout of The Rock? Christ I hate the “they totally lied about everything on Facebook, but I haven’t bothered to correct the record”. How can you go through life being so conflict avoidant? Maybe that explains why I don’t have family members going through my bedroom.
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just want to ask all these OPs: 1) did it hurt when they tattooed "WELCOME" on your back 2) do you get bored lying on the doorstep all day
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Solkanar512 posted:Christ I hate the “they totally lied about everything on Facebook, but I haven’t bothered to correct the record”. How can you go through life being so conflict avoidant? AITA for telling my child not to eat right before dinner? quote:I (46F) have a daughter (14F) who ate snacks 1 hour before dinner. She had already eaten a raspberry creamsicle and some cheese. She was asking me if she could have some chips and bean dip. I said no, because of dinner being soon. She said "Okay." Invisible Clergy fucked around with this message at 06:00 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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Baronjutter posted:My friend was a security guard at a big complex. His job tried to make sure the guards actually did patrols by having a bunch of bar codes along the route that you'd scan as you patrolled. He of course just made copies of the bar codes and would scan them from the comfort of his little guard shack while he did drugs and wrote. They use RFID tags for most of those now. If you see a weird little metal button glued to a wall at eyeball height in a parking garage or whatever, they probably have someone walk by there on a route and log the scan times. You can still clone them you just need to lay out for a physical tag.
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Invisible Clergy posted:People who can resolve conflict just solve the problem don't ask a bunch of redditors what to do. wtf is going on here lol. i can't tell if the daughter is overeating or the mom is just a control freak. or both. or even neither
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Larry Parrish posted:wtf is going on here lol. i can't tell if the daughter is overeating or the mom is just a control freak. or both. or even neither Her mom's telling her how much to eat, that's weird and controlling. You eat until you're full generally, going "no, EAT MORE" is weird. It sounds like either her kid has a (maybe borderline) eating disorder or mom is well on the way to giving her one. What I don't understand is her dad's whole deal. That's written in a way that I cannot imagine what's happening there. Is he acting like he can snack only if she snacks, so he pushes her to snack?? Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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My ex worked at hooters before college They make you buy your own uniform including socks from a vending machine and working there makes you smell like chicken.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Then she went through a lot of effort to not get $4. I detect a strong undercurrent of "I fed my children expired, unsafe, food and it's your fault! How will you fix this?!" I think selling 2 year expired products deserves a cash refund on principle Charity Porno fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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Hughlander posted:Going to break the mold and put the title at the end for spoiler reasons... What search terms do you use to find stories like these? It's fuckin' adorable! OP should watch out though, I hear there's at least one person out there who wishes they had Jessie's girl. 
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