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Exporting large amounts of opium to our hated enemy, china.
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Maybe Rees-Mogg has some relation to French royalty that he can use to make a claim for the ownership of all of France. It's time for The Battle of Agincourt 2.0
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OwlFancier posted:Exporting large amounts of opium to our hated enemy, china.
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Jul 25, 2022 19:04
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Guavanaut posted:China is at the forefront of non-fentanyl synthetic opioids that can be produced without any controlled precursors, so that might not work out as planned. 
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Jul 25, 2022 19:11
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Synthetic opioids?!
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Jul 25, 2022 19:26
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pictures you can hear lol
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Jul 25, 2022 19:29
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Ch4 News keeps talking about the Tory debate and something called the "Lord Crud-rear end Proposition" lol
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Jul 25, 2022 19:30
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Jul 25, 2022 19:37
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I don't think that's as "exclusive" as he thinks it is
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Jul 25, 2022 19:43
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Starmer posted:The Tories are proposing to waste more money. But Labour will offer sound finances, he says. It's gonna be even more hosed this time when all the libs are bringing up "harm reduction" and "privilege", while they themselves will genuinely be happier just knowing that the colour of the rosette has changed, like it's a loving game. I can't think of something of catchy as "vote blue no matter who" for Labour, but I'm sure there will be something equally loving stupid.
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Jul 25, 2022 19:44
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Brendan Rodgers posted:It's gonna be even more hosed this time when all the libs are bringing up "harm reduction" and "privilege", while they themselves will genuinely be happier just knowing that the colour of the rosette has changed, like it's a loving game. 'Vote blue no matter who' is just a realistic analysis of our polling choices in 2024.
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Jul 25, 2022 19:45
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Brendan Rodgers posted:I can't think of something of catchy as "vote blue no matter who" for Labour, but I'm sure there will be something equally loving stupid.
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Jul 25, 2022 19:48
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Fudge sale on! Get it while it’s.. fudgey! Hey there fudge fans! I have a big pile of fudge that desperately needs good homes! Can you help out with this tragedy? Rehoming fudge from my stockroom to your tummy makes the fudge happy, makes you happy and even makes me happy! Can’t get better than that! Ahem. So I have a sale currently on for several flavours that are running up to their expiry (end of July), and also most of my vegan stock: the hot weather has not been kind and the vegan flavours have suffered cosmetically due to it. Hence a much reduced price- they’re still in date, sound and delicious, just don’t look so pretty! All flavours marked with an asterisk are selling at £2 per block rather than the usual £3.50 (+p&p) Current Flavours * Original Vanilla * Unicorn Barf * Chocolate Honeycomb * Nibblez * Irish Cream * Pimms * * Lemon Meringue Pie * Eton Mess * White Chocolate and Raspberry * Malted Milk Ball - new recipe! Malty Horlicks fudge decorated with Maltesers * Peanut Butter Cup - New recipe! Peanut butter fudge shot through with mini Reeses cups * Coconut Macaroon * * Veganilla * * Vegan Salted Caramel * * You Jammy Git! * Vegan Maple Syrup and Pecan All flavours are live and available at https://www.fudjit.co.uk and as always, use the goon code ‘Roastbeefisbest’ to get 5-for-4 at checkout Get fudged!
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Brendan Rodgers posted:I can't think of something of catchy as "vote blue no matter who" for Labour, but I'm sure there will be something equally loving stupid. GTTO (Get The Tories Out) It is, unfortunately, already a thing.
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Jul 25, 2022 19:48
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Boris loving over Truss by starting a write in campaign for himself would be funny
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Camrath posted:
Honest question, do you think you would sell more of this if it had a different name? Personally I could never bring myself to buy food with puke in the title
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Jul 25, 2022 19:53
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Failed Imagineer posted:Honest question, do you think you would sell more of this if it had a different name? Personally I could never bring myself to buy food with puke in the title
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Jul 25, 2022 19:55
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Failed Imagineer posted:Honest question, do you think you would sell more of this if it had a different name? Personally I could never bring myself to buy food with puke in the title I mean it’s consistently my biggest seller- it’s the only flavour other than vanilla I /always/ keep in stock. Though a lot of that is face-to-face sales; I’m unexpectedly really good at patter and I squeeze in a joke about how unicorns barf up marshmallows and rainbows, just basic biology really. Literally everyone gives a thoughtful nod in agreement at that.
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Jul 25, 2022 19:58
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Yeah, most of these would be an improvement
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Jul 25, 2022 19:59
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Camrath posted:I mean it’s consistently my biggest seller- it’s the only flavour other than vanilla I /always/ keep in stock. Interesting! I didn't think I was the majority opinion on that, but crazy to me that it doesn't seem to matter at all
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Jul 25, 2022 20:00
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Kegluneq posted:https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/1551628844137820162?t=ccw9fgXHvhE1mc7KKgw7_g&s=19 Leave means leave, Boris.
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Jul 25, 2022 20:01
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Re Starmer, doesn't India lead the world in pharmaceutical manufacture anyway? fake edit: No, Germany does. UK is 7th, at nine times less than Germany's number.
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Jul 25, 2022 20:02
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Failed Imagineer posted:Interesting! Bear in mind that these days my online sales are about 25% of my trade. Kids absolutely /love/ the UB face to face- the gross name makes them laugh, it’s colourful and pretty to look at and also tastes really good.
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Jul 25, 2022 20:05
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I had some unicorn barf last time and it's delicious. The marshmallowy feeling of it. Yum.
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Jul 25, 2022 20:11
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obviously the solution here is to make the fudge equivalent of those fancy harry potter covers for adults that make it look refined. ah yes jeeves hand me ten grams of my 2022 ambre gris d'équidé cornu
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Jul 25, 2022 20:12
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Camrath posted:Fudge sale on! Get it while it’s.. fudgey! Humble request: I'd love to see the return of dark chocolate, it was easily my favourite last time and I don't think I've seen it in rotation for quite a while
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Jul 25, 2022 20:18
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TACD posted:I am having a Bad Day™ so I have treated myself to another fudge selection 👍️ Duly noted! Next chocolate flavour I do will be it. 
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Jul 25, 2022 20:26
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Same, been a while since I ordered but have missed the fudge.
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Guavanaut posted:China is at the forefront of Ftfy.
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in what sense do these people actually state that china is the biggest threat to the uk?
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Camrath posted:Fudge sale on! Get it while it’s.. fudgey! Yay! I thought the hype about your fudge was just friendly thread comradery, but it really is loving incredible. I expected my first order to last 2 weeks, but it only lasted 3-4 days, it's that good. I couldn't leave it alone. So seeing as I didn't die from chronic fudge overdose the first time around, it's time to put in a second order. fuctifino fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jul 25, 2022 |
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bump_fn posted:in what sense do these people actually state that china is the biggest threat to the uk? There are a lot of people who wil be sceptical about a source reporting on their own street, but if it's that same source reporting on a mortal enemy from the cold war that is on the other side of the planet, then they just accept it. It's a great distraction, see trump and his "Gyna" antics.
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Jul 25, 2022 20:59
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That was just locker room talk.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:There are a lot of people who wil be sceptical about a source reporting on their own street, but if it's that same source reporting on a mortal enemy from the cold war that is on the other side of the planet, then they just accept it. It's his wife's Indian influence maybe. Modi whispering into his ear.
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Jul 25, 2022 21:05
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I don't know that UK politicians need the influence of India to say dumb poo poo about China.
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Jul 25, 2022 21:11
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Parents are watching the debate for some godforsaken reason Sunak is definitely gonna lose lol
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"Why isn't she running?"
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Dear UK, please come retrieve your stray
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