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habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Drunk Canuck is stealling all my .1% of payroll wastrels by making them .2% of payroll wastrels!

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Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Memphis Grizzlies (DC Murderverse) have signed Udonis Haslem for $2.

(The next highest bid was $1.)

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Don't hate the player, hate the game

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Deadbeat Dad posted:





The Memphis Grizzlies (DC Murderverse) have signed Udonis Haslem for $2.

(The next highest bid was $1.)

gently caress...the value of Heat Culture

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho
Dalano is interesting cause he's a big rear end point guard but won't be actualized for a few years, respect the vision when Nurse is playing him 38 mpg in 3 years

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

I could get 26 Udonises (Udoni?) for the cost of one Dalano Banton

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Atlanta Hawks (Punkin Spunkin) have signed Jevon Carter for $18.

(The next highest bid was $6.)

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Deadbeat Dad posted:

Dalano is interesting cause he's a big rear end point guard but won't be actualized for a few years, respect the vision when Nurse is playing him 38 mpg in 3 years

by then his 3P% will be lower than his age

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.
Damnit, i also bid on Haslem for a dollar. I wanted a player older than me.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Utah Jazz (habeasdorkus) have signed Terence Davis for $9.

(The next highest bid was $2.)

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Deadbeat Dad posted:







The Milwaukee Bucks (The Ninth Layer) have signed Jack White for $2.

(This was won in a coin toss bid.)

We at the Bucks welcome our second star player, Jack White, to the team! He may not have any recorded stats in the NBA, but that just means his potential is limitless!

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Sometimes in between refreshing this thread I instinctively open twitter and refresh there waiting for Shams and Woj to tell me.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

9 dollars on an abuser. Terrible.

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Los Angeles Minneapolis Lakers (IcePhoenix) have signed Isaiah Livers for $11.

(The next highest bid was $10.)

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

I am slowly building my way to a roster of players that have played in a full nba season combined

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Oklahoma City Thunder (tanglewood1420) have signed Keon Johnson for $24.

(The next highest bid was $8.)

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
Look I never heard of a “dalano” either but bbgm gives him high ratings and we’re simming this in bbgm!

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho

kingcobweb posted:

Look I never heard of a “dalano” either but bbgm gives him high ratings and we’re simming this in bbgm!

You guys are also voting on best teams afterwards so you either will be admired by your stinky peers or admired by a stinky computer

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I was like "God drat, how did I not bid more than that for Keon Johnson, I hosed up big time" and then I had the same experience I went through when I submitted my bids (realizing Keon Johnson is not Keldon Johnson)

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


kingcobweb posted:

Look I never heard of a “dalano” either but bbgm gives him high ratings and we’re simming this in bbgm!

I might also run a 2k season sim if its okay with DBD

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The New Orleans Pelicans (Veryslightlymad) have signed Dylan Windler for $7

(The next highest bid was $2.)

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho

a new study bible! posted:

I might also run a 2k season sim if its okay with DBD

Sure of course

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Drunk Canuck posted:

9 dollars on an abuser. Terrible.

I have no idea who's an rear end in a top hat in the NBA unless they're a high profile rear end in a top hat.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

a new study bible! posted:

I might also run a 2k season sim if its okay with DBD

gently caress I’d better get Bol Bol asap

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction
1xGood Luck Charm secured.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

habeasdorkus posted:

I have no idea who's an rear end in a top hat in the NBA unless they're a high profile rear end in a top hat.

Actually that reminds me, DBD can we just remove Miles Bridges from the game so we don’t have to value him as a player vs him as a person

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho

habeasdorkus posted:

I have no idea who's an rear end in a top hat in the NBA unless they're a high profile rear end in a top hat.

Oh yeah Miles Bridges won't be biddable because of this though I don't think anybody would've been chomping at the bit to sign him

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Charlotte Hornets (Arkhams Razor) have signed Caleb Martin for $50.

(The next highest bids were multiple $22 bids.)

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Los Angeles Clippers (Red Rox) have signed Shake Milton for $56.

(The next highest bid was $25.)

The Ninth Layer
Jun 20, 2007

Idk how worried I'm supposed to be about the ethical concerns of simulated players getting paid pretend money. Are their personal lives also going to be simmed? Can one of my players get arrested and jailed during the season?

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Cleveland Cavaliers (Arpanets) have signed Devin Vassell for $75.

(The next highest bid was $60.)

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

The Ninth Layer posted:

Idk how worried I'm supposed to be about the ethical concerns of simulated players getting paid pretend money. Are their personal lives also going to be simmed? Can one of my players get arrested and jailed during the season?

A lot of the fun of this game is “my team is so cool, my players are so cool” and having one of your players as an actual monster distracts from that

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho




The Los Angeles Clippers (Red Rox) have signed John Wall for $107.

(The next highest bid was $75.)

Deadbeat Dad
Jun 3, 2005

the trad games jinho
Yeah, MB won't be in the game don't worry (I don't think anybody else has an open case that is as heinous) but let's get off this topic

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

:stare:

Boys it's 2022 not 2012

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
John Wall??? In 2022???

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Red Rox has to be halfway through his money

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


I support all the owners who think we only have 4 days of bidding

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Deadbeat Dad posted:





The Los Angeles Clippers (Red Rox) have signed John Wall for $107.

(The next highest bid was $75.)
Wow

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Deadbeat Dad posted:





The Los Angeles Clippers (Red Rox) have signed John Wall for $107.

(The next highest bid was $75.)

I want to know who bid $75 so I can shame them too

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