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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

The bottom picture should just be the exact same thing as the top one. Minus “we’re just like you”.

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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Hyperlynx posted:

No no, the sniper only shoots you if you're *not* relaxing.

It's like the Gom Jabbar.

Gom Jabber deez nuts lol got'm

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Kirk Vikernes posted:

There's a concert venue in Ohio that has toilets facing each other like that except imagine every surface dripping with piss.

Haven't been there in a while but I remember The Khyber in Philly had a bathroom about a quarter that size with one toilet and one urinal on facing walls and no divider. Told Dick Valentine before a show that he'd have to wait because my buddy was pissing and otherwise they'd have to piss rear end-to-rear end.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



What! Was the sink already taken?

VVV NOICE VVV

PainterofCrap has a new favorite as of 04:35 on Jul 27, 2022

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah, I already mentioned the urinal.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

Good because I don't

try harder

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Deteriorata posted:

Clickbait headlines to drive engagement is not a new phenomenon. The Daily Mail is not a real newspaper, it just dresses up as one.

*flips chair around backwards*

I bet you think clickbait is a new thing, right. Well let me tell you a little story about a ship called the USS Maine. Yo, my name is William Hearst and I’m here to say

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Elissimpark posted:

Well, it's still better than the time I got to go backstage at a Chuck Berry concert.

lmao

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
How is that image 444 kb? It looks like it has been compressed so many times that it was designed for a 56k modems in 2000.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Someone photoshop two white guys playing cornhole with these

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

credburn posted:

How is that image 444 kb? It looks like it has been compressed so many times that it was designed for a 56k modems in 2000.

does that dog look like they know what a jpeg is?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

ruddiger posted:

Someone photoshop two white guys playing cornhole with these

For the love of god phrasing

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


That game has like a million names, and of course the one everyone uses is cornhole.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kwyndig posted:

That game has like a million names, and of course the one everyone uses is cornhole.

Oh you mean hernepussi?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hernebussi, surely?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I have no idea what that is.

https://aistipuu.fi/product/38/hernepussi-hemmonen

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Is that dog named Mr Bibbs?

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Tailgate my cornhole

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

NFT brain is incurable and terminal

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Who want they hernepussi ate

Mechanical Pencil
Feb 19, 2013

by vyelkin

Elmo's seen some poo poo

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
A lot of bugs hitting his face

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

like the dog wouldn't be excited for a hotdog

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Turpitude II posted:

like the dog wouldn't be excited for a hotdog
The dog doesn't perceive anything on the screen as real and isn't even looking at the screen anyway

The dog is going "what? you pointed in this general direction and said food words, where's the food?"

stringless has a new favorite as of 13:57 on Jul 27, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Why would anyone store crackers in a barrel? Surely the weight would crush the lower layers of crackers into mere crumbs. Or are these very hard crackers or very small barrels?

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Tree Bucket posted:

Why would anyone store crackers in a barrel? Surely the weight would crush the lower layers of crackers into mere crumbs. Or are these very hard crackers or very small barrels?

Maybe it was a barrel owned by a whip-cracker

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Tree Bucket posted:

Why would anyone store crackers in a barrel? Surely the weight would crush the lower layers of crackers into mere crumbs. Or are these very hard crackers or very small barrels?
They don't need to be too hard. Just the right combo of hard and shape.

Think Cheese Its with no cheese and you're on the right track to barrel crackers.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Tree Bucket posted:

Why would anyone store crackers in a barrel? Surely the weight would crush the lower layers of crackers into mere crumbs. Or are these very hard crackers or very small barrels?

That's just the way it was done before they invented sleeve packaging. Everything came in barrels in the 19th century. Even monkeys.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tree Bucket posted:

Why would anyone store crackers in a barrel? Surely the weight would crush the lower layers of crackers into mere crumbs. Or are these very hard crackers or very small barrels?

not sure on the crackers but you can definitely get cheese in a barrel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99uYQDpOkY8

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Shirts that go hard is a pro follow

https://twitter.com/translatedtees/status/1551753463830396929?t=FFtFJYSiRGapYEU472Ss_g&s=19

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



Coman the Babblebariam

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

The first comment of "MHAT IS BSET IN LIBE?" really completes it :allears:.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

This isn't so much badly translated as it is typed while extremely drunk.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Grendels Dad posted:

This isn't so much badly translated as it is typed while extremely drunk.

Drunk and Conan the Barbarian go hand in hand since the director's commentary track for the first movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOBhE8JOcLE

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Hey, only Arnie is drunk for that commentary. John Milius is very clearly on coke

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004



They're also having a sale to thank everyone for 500K followers:

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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Is the whole garbled messages on shirts thing a fad, or is it just bad AI generating things? I mean, is it intentional? Because it feels like it's intentional and it's obvious and I"m just not in on the joke :\

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