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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

picturing a pink sauce bottle with a huge sticker "NOT A MEDICAL PRODUCT"

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Does she know what the F in FDA stands for?

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin

My Lovely Horse posted:

picturing a pink sauce bottle with a huge sticker "NOT A MEDICAL PRODUCT"

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

Personal lubricant requires FDA clearance too! :eng101:

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Food Drug Astroglide

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

For Da rear end.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




AlbieQuirky posted:

I love the oyster mascots, they didn’t shy away from accurate representations of the tiny blue eyes

They also realized that putting a smile on their mascot wouldn't be realistic.

My Lovely Horse posted:

picturing a pink sauce bottle with a huge sticker "NOT A MEDICAL PRODUCT"

"PLEASE DO NOT PUT OUR SAUCE IN YOUR rear end"

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
So Florida has what is known as cottage industries or something like that, that WOULD protect what she’s doing if:

- labeling was correct
- she didn’t sell over state lines
- she literally didn’t sell sauce

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
So how sick would you actually get if you tasted the yellow puffed up/exploded florida sauce

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Bismuth posted:

So how sick would you actually get if you tasted the yellow puffed up/exploded florida sauce

I think you could probably suffer pretty much anything up to death? Probably not likely - especially since it would taste extremely bad so you wouldn't be likely to eat much of it - but it really just depends on what kinds of mould or bacteria or whatever end up being in it?

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Facebook Aunt posted:

Usually food is a local matter. Not sure what happens when you start moving it across state lines using the postal service though.

That's just... not true at all. There are exemptions to FDA and USDA regulations for small operations selling at farmers markets and stuff, found here but any good sized company distributing food product is going to be regulated by one of those two entities, interstate or not.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Selling a mayo-based product that has no preservatives in bottles that have very likely not been sterilized, that is then shipped by ground in 100°F+ trucks which the bottles will be in for god-only-knows how long.

............... :lol: someone is gonna die

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Zipperelli. posted:

Selling a mayo-based product that has no preservatives in bottles that have very likely not been sterilized, that is then shipped by ground in 100°F+ trucks which the bottles will be in for god-only-knows how long.

............... :lol: someone is gonna die

ah, but, see, it doesn't contain any mayonnaise, according to the label!

nevermind that there's a video of her making it by emptying a tub of mayonnaise into a blender.

Thread of someone trying to recreate it:

https://twitter.com/MelissaEnchant/status/1549945326596870144

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Alhazred posted:

They also realized that putting a smile on their mascot wouldn't be realistic.

"PLEASE DO NOT PUT OUR SAUCE IN YOUR rear end"

"This is not the intended use of The Pink Sauce. Please instead try our other product, The Stink Sauce."

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever

Captain Hygiene posted:


"Uh you know what, I'm actually on a double diet today, no food at all. Thanks though"

What is in this? Is it just a runny baba ganoush?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

von Braun posted:

What is in this? Is it just a runny baba ganoush?

caviar d’aubergine is basically baba ganoush without tahini
this is the weight watchers version, so it is probably just eggplant and water with a sprinkle of garlic powder

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

A rumor of garlic powder
Hearsay of garlic powder
An old wives’ tale of garlic powder

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

AlbieQuirky posted:

caviar d’aubergine is basically baba ganoush without tahini
this is the weight watchers version, so it is probably just eggplant and water with a sprinkle of garlic powder

quote:

¼ cup dehydrated onion flakes
¼ cup onion bouillon
2 cups cooked eggplant
1 medium green pepper, finely chopped
2 medium tomatoes, chopped
Artificial sweetener to equal 1 teaspoon sugar
1 garlic clove, minced
2 tablespoons lemon juice
2 teaspoons salt
Lemon slices, to garnish
Nutmeg, to garnish

Combine onion flakes and bouillon. Let stand 5 minutes. Combine onion mixture, eggplant, green pepper, tomato, sweetener, and garlic in blender container; process at medium speed until mixture is pureed. Transfer to skillet. Cook over very low heat, stirring occasionally, 20 minutes. Chill. Add lemon juice and salt; garnish with lemon slices and sprinkle with nutmeg. Divide evenly. Makes 6 servings.
They put an entire garlic clove in. :popeye:

Couldn't be hosed to cook with an actual onion though.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Haifisch posted:

They put an entire garlic clove in. :popeye:


:getin:

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

I once gave what I thought was an idiot-proof recipe for some pasta dish to a friend who couldn't cook at all, as he wanted to impress a girl he was dating.

It called for 2 cloves of garlic. In hindsight I should have explained the difference between a garlic clove and a garlic bulb.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:

A rumor of garlic powder
Hearsay of garlic powder
An old wives’ tale of garlic powder

A suspicion of garlic

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Forgotten lore of garlic, lost to modernity and the rejection of traditions

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Clyde Radcliffe posted:

I once gave what I thought was an idiot-proof recipe for some pasta dish to a friend who couldn't cook at all, as he wanted to impress a girl he was dating.

It called for 2 cloves of garlic. In hindsight I should have explained the difference between a garlic clove and a garlic bulb.

It was a better dish.
Also, neither could have gone on to attract a less garlicky partner.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Brawnfire posted:

A suspicion of garlic

:hmmyes:

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

https://twitter.com/Amelia_Lindsey/status/1552043153783504896

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I would devour a few of those not going to lie.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Those aren't tacos, but they look tasty and I would shove then in my mouth.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





I would bite a finger off trying to get more of the good french slop pocket into my mouth, I would die gagging on my own knuckle to make those more a part of me

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DoombatINC posted:

I would bite a finger off trying to get more of the good french slop pocket into my mouth, I would die gagging on my own knuckle to make those more a part of me

it's just a grilled burrito

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





LifeSunDeath posted:

it's just a grilled burrito

A grilled burrito full of chicken cordon bleu and french fries, just typing that is triggering my salivation reflex

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Everyone getting caught up on the concept and ignoring the true problem, which is that photoshop job. I expected better of you, France :france:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Big food lozenge vibes.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
food pellets when?

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Elviscat posted:

Those aren't tacos, but they look tasty and I would shove then in my mouth.

This. Those look like pita pockets.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



France is all-in on its unique idea of what tacos are.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
Nobody in Europe knows what a Taco is.
Source: I don't know what a Taco is, and I have been posting in gws for years.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





That's not true, we have extremely authentic tacos in Europe.



:colbert:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



:supaburn: XXXXX-TRA MILD :2bong:

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

VictualSquid posted:

Nobody in Europe knows what a Taco is.
Source: I don't know what a Taco is, and I have been posting in gws for years.

Not true, the second most prolific taco-consuming Country in the world, after, obviously, Mexico, is in Europe.

I've had tacos there, they're meh at best.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

... are those carrot shavings!?

... and cucumber!!??

Avocado, spinach, and arugula are fine, I guess, but what

oh no, is that a dollop of ranch dressing in the middle?

stringless has a new favorite as of 11:55 on Jul 27, 2022

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