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Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




rotor posted:

excel is super good

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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



excel is not good

it is however better than almost all other software

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




it’s good in that it keeps me gainfully employed.

I got offered a job today it said that I would be coding python pretty much 80-120 hours a fortnight and I said lol no thanks I’ll stick with my crappy excel functions see ya byeeeee

Gnossiennes
Jan 7, 2013


Loving chairs more every day!

rn like 90% of my work the past few months involves hacking together lovely tables in excel and making charts n graphs out of them and then copy pasting them into powerpoint so i can format them

it's a stupid loving skill but i have gotten good at formatting charts and graphs in powerpoint

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Moo Cowabunga posted:



I got offered a job today it said that I would be coding python pretty much 80-120 hours a fortnight


so thats, uh, ... 60 minutes to an hour ... carry the 3 ... 12 pints? i think i hosed this up.

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

I think it is incredibly funny how Microsoft has quietly evolved excel into a Turing-complete language and how they're going to eventually just turn it into a IDE and there will eventually be people launching webservers and apps and poo poo from excel.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

El Mero Mero posted:

I think it is incredibly funny how Microsoft has quietly evolved excel into a Turing-complete language and how they're going to eventually just turn it into a IDE and there will eventually be people launching webservers and apps and poo poo from excel.

azure excel services

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




my stupid bosses continually ask me for excel dashboards:

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

El Mero Mero posted:

I think it is incredibly funny how Microsoft has quietly evolved excel into a Turing-complete language and how they're going to eventually just turn it into a IDE and there will eventually be people launching webservers and apps and poo poo from excel.

not really any weirder than poo poo like mathematica

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

i like gsheets

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008
If you count it as a programming language, Excel spreadsheet functions are the post popular programming language in the world, by at least an order of magnitude.

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




=MAGNITUDE

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


i like the little touch of using a printer to make it suck

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

ultrafilter posted:

I used to work with data on securities and if any security's alphanumeric identifier was all numbers Excel would store it in scientific notation.
when I started my job I got a huge spreadsheet with bank account numbers that was like this. apparently the person who had this job before me didn't consider it a problem

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/kbspangler/status/1551715401033302016?s=21&t=1XW1hlk6voFCcq-DtoPjPQ

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Home Depot, both because their CEO is a dick and they tend to be the least helpful.

https://twitter.com/LivFaustDieJung/status/1552242885625528320?s=20&t=2_L0M9McFVu6Q4sQX14AiA

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 12:02 on Jul 27, 2022

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

only 2 airlines? I have hate for every single one I’ve traveled on, with the possible exception of Southwest alone

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1551942501942132741

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

rona and lowes are now owned by the same parent company and they don’t even bother trying to make it seem like you have an illusion of choice lol

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
i'm sorry, who and lowe's

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



geez jonny, it's the same as Syphilis Warehouse and Home Depot :rolleyes:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Agile Vector posted:

geez jonny, it's the same as Syphilis Warehouse and Home Depot :rolleyes:

that's just what the home depot guy calls his ex wife's chain, you don't have to use his words

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



or going to either 69 or 84 Lumber, helmed by Hardy Knox, who comes from a line of wood slingers

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

that's just what the home depot guy calls his ex wife's chain, you don't have to use his words

:drat:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


CommieGIR posted:

Home Depot, both because their CEO is a dick and they tend to be the least helpful.

https://twitter.com/LivFaustDieJung/status/1552242885625528320?s=20&t=2_L0M9McFVu6Q4sQX14AiA

lmao pro click

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TartanLlama/status/1552280051529695232

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/__jackkelly/status/1551930921963716608

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

gently caress yea

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
Hell yeah dude

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/90snewsscreens/status/1551659071849340928

:ohdear:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:powercatte:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
new (well, new to me) conspiracy just dropped: medbeds

https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1552329496350662658

the illuminati all have magic capsule beds that cure all diseases that they are selfishly hoarding for themselves. the movie elysium was a documentary!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



that's patently absurd, but also kissinger

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I for one am disappointed in how few stories there are about rich people being absolutely mangled by medical research getting ahead of itself

why doesn't peter thiel have ten different kinds of blood cancer by now

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

I am losing my mind at the Indian retelling of Forrest Gump

https://twitter.com/i/status/1552234752475897856

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/naxuu/status/1552351165647441920

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


can’t be worse than the american one

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://twitter.com/zdarfan/status/1551963578294476806?s=21&t=cAbu3-cCyciFacCcUPo6bg

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


i thought that has always been the core principle behind bjj. i'm interested to see how they've modernized it

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/bindureddy/status/1552073812157403136

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heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

what the gently caress

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