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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Mentioned this in the Interior Design thread but was pointed here as well...

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/415-N-65th-Ave-W-Tulsa-OK-74127/2069148005_zpid/?mmlb=g,10









BEHOLD THE MAJESTIC SKYLINE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2pBAUiKJhk

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Big fan of the non euclidean drop ceiling in the utility room.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


OwlFancier posted:

Big fan of the non euclidean drop ceiling in the utility room.

Same, also the surprising amount of mold growing by the front door.

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
pretty much every room in that house shows signs of water damage which is a real bad problem to have for a custom structure less than 20 years old

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

GoodyTwoShoes posted:

I saw that house in another thread, and someone did some research (boy, I'm good at attributions!), and said the history was mansion --> courthouse/jail/sheriff's house (all one) -->Bed & Breakfast. Thus, huge, jail cells, and restaurant seats. Sorry to spoil the fun.



Seriously, what can you do with jail cells besides wine cellars and perverts?
Goth dance club?

Novelty Restaurant is indeed probably your best option.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

pretty much every room in that house shows signs of water damage which is a real bad problem to have for a custom structure less than 20 years old
Also very normal in mcmansions due to them being assembled entirely to the owner's ~vision~ without regard for such boring mundanities as "roof joins" or "water ingress points"

Splicer has a new favorite as of 14:41 on Jun 28, 2022

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

gschmidl posted:

Mentioned this in the Interior Design thread but was pointed here as well...

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/415-N-65th-Ave-W-Tulsa-OK-74127/2069148005_zpid/?mmlb=g,10


this is the best part:

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Splicer posted:

Also very normal in mcmansions due to them being assembled entirely to the owner's ~vision~ without regard for such boring mundanities as "roof joins" or "water ingress points"

nah, mcmansions tend to have hosed up goofy rooflines because of weird floorplans and internal geometry doing bad things to roof truss requirements, but at least the roofs tend to be structurally sound and adequate to keep the elements out

there was a more consistent problem with design and environmental degradation during international modernism when flat tarpaper roofs were a trend and i'd expect to see that again now that flat roofs are seeing a revival in whatever that contemporary blocky geometric look is called

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Yo who got some money set aside for some light renovations? "Just minutes away from Austin Bergstrom Airport and Tesla" so it'll also be on fire!

https://www.abor.com/listing/3109-alice-ave-del-valle-tx/2877845/44258608-ef90-4dd1-8803-1f65a9d23c7a





hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

gschmidl posted:

Yo who got some money set aside for some light renovations? "Just minutes away from Austin Bergstrom Airport and Tesla" so it'll also be on fire!

https://www.abor.com/listing/3109-alice-ave-del-valle-tx/2877845/44258608-ef90-4dd1-8803-1f65a9d23c7a







Always a great sign when there are no interior photos at all.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

gschmidl posted:

Yo who got some money set aside for some light renovations? "Just minutes away from Austin Bergstrom Airport and Tesla" so it'll also be on fire!

If it were just a couple of miles closer to the city, it would be $400k $500k $750k :negative:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1549831625327910912

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Don't judge, I think we all came out of lockdown looking a bit different

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

If you're gonna make a house like that, at least commit to it and paint it orange! :colbert:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Whats the orange supposed to do

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Grapefruit you glad I banana this, wait

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Milo and POTUS posted:

Whats the orange supposed to do

Make it a Pumpkin :ssh:.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Or a kitschy fast food stand.



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Or a kitschy fast food stand.





I love that they did radial parking

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
It was last for sale in 2020 but:

Halifax, Nova Scotia?



No! Egypt on the third floor!







But where is the bathroom? Well


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The sarcophagus toilet is one way to ensure you stay thin.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:stare:was not ready for the bathroom sarcophagus.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
tomb of 1000 farts

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Move over DOOM bathroom, make way for Powerslave/Exhumed Bathroom!

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013


Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Trabant posted:


But where is the bathroom? Well




The Sarcophacrapper.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I love everything about that house sorry. Halifax owns

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Derail Valley > PYF Bad & Weird Houses: was not ready for the bathroom sarcophagus

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Perestroika posted:

I was about to ask what a "saint chamber" is, but that picture cleared it up perfectly. :magical:

Though I gotta admit, having an underground tunnel connecting your two buildings is kind of baller in a "childhood dream fulfillment" way.

Pretty impressive work by Colin Furze making an underground bunker and tunnels all while keeping it a secret from his neighbors.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGjbAdaOBLBlS1MPKXYmqwZLZhWC1FAMx

edit: jfc I gotta stop leaving tabs open.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Tomb of the Unknown Shitter

edit: bog mummy

Whooping Crabs has a new favorite as of 18:51 on Jul 27, 2022

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


sarco-pass-gas

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Behold the tomb of Rafeces the Great

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer
Sarcoprogus

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1552363585950580736

https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1552364089778774017

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
Does that room have a showerhead???

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


minato posted:

Does that room have a showerhead???

And a drain too.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I would love to shower while taking a poo poo. Wonder if it angles that far back

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

AARD VARKMAN posted:

I would love to shower while taking a poo poo. Wonder if it angles that far back

Walk Shower like an Egyptian

𓀡

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Wash like an Egyptian.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ultrafilter posted:

Wash like an Egyptian.

there it is

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