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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

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TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





Start Wandows Ngrmadly

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Deteriorata posted:

That's just the way it was done before they invented sleeve packaging. Everything came in barrels in the 19th century. Even monkeys.

I come in barrels to this very day

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

I come in barrels to this very day

They have that hole in the side for a reason.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

The first time I read it I didn’t see a typo until the third line. And every time I read it catch more. I think because I’m familiar enough with what it should be, my brain just saw each word and figured close enough. Weird.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

kdrudy posted:

They have that hole in the side for a reason.

bunghole :mmmhmm:

Ravendas
Sep 29, 2001




credburn posted:

Is the whole garbled messages on shirts thing a fad, or is it just bad AI generating things? I mean, is it intentional? Because it feels like it's intentional and it's obvious and I"m just not in on the joke :\

The people that buy these can't typically read English, just know that English words on a shirt are a cool style. So, the text doesn't matter. That, and if they just copy and paste things they might get in trouble, so just mix it up a bit.

Lived in Taiwan for seven years and visited Vietnam a lot, both have their share of unintelligible shirts that the people wearing them don't understand.

Same as English speakers buying shirts with kanji/characters on them. Those are mostly gibberish too!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Audio

https://i.imgur.com/6N08WqA.mp4

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Meh

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Here, so that I can contribute, and not just Poo Poo


Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




You are what you smoke i guess

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

The Bananana posted:

Here, so that I can contribute, and not just Poo Poo






Tom Hanks is Zeke the Plumber

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

People forgot about cat dog.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

That guy that does the fake news interviews is called The Real Spark and he has a whole YouTube channel full of them

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

freeedr posted:

That guy that does the fake news interviews is called The Real Spark and he has a whole YouTube channel full of them

He's awesome, thanks for reminding me to subscribe.

Kind of but not quite the same as Channel 5 for fake you -- news. Kind of building a brand.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



He's done much better work, I forget his name though so can't find em

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



NLJP posted:

He's done much better work, I forget his name though so can't find em

freeedr posted:

That guy that does the fake news interviews is called The Real Spark and he has a whole YouTube channel full of them

Ta-da!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

zedprime posted:

They don't need to be too hard. Just the right combo of hard and shape.

Think Cheese Its with no cheese and you're on the right track to barrel crackers.

OTC Oyster Crackers

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

NLJP posted:

He's done much better work, I forget his name though so can't find em

His Tim “the Tool Man” Taylor impression is loving spot on.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Tail as old as time

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Was that the one with Rae Dawn Chong?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


In the Imgur post, the Op said they took the picture in a museum.

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

PYF Funny Pictures: These motherfuckers look like catdog

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Mine has involved two psychiatrist's letters and a lot of perineal electrolysis

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

perineal electrolysis

Good band name/username

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I like the idea that if you electrify the taint enough it will just grow one.

Or like, electrolysis in the electroplating sense where they put you in a big vat full of hoo ha and use your grundle as the cathode.

OwlFancier has a new favorite as of 03:21 on Jul 28, 2022

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

I like the idea that if you electrify the taint enough it will just grow one.

Or like, electrolysis in the electroplating sense where they put you in a big vat full of hoo ha and use your grundle as the cathode.
No dingus you lie there for hours while they kill your hairs one by one with a needle

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

✨ⓡⓐⓨⓜⓞⓝⓓ✨

That’s in the Milwaukee Public Museum, here in Wisconsin! Every time I took visitors there I’d stop at that particular display and take a picture.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

OwlFancier posted:

I like the idea that if you electrify the taint enough it will just grow one.

Or like, electrolysis in the electroplating sense where they put you in a big vat full of hoo ha and use your grundle as the cathode.

Jesus, I think this might be the funniest thing I've read ITT. What an amazing mental image!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was hoping to be funny but I'm sorry if I was just being a dickhead, Ellie.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

OwlFancier posted:

I was hoping to be funny but I'm sorry if I was just being a dickhead, Ellie.
APOLOGIZE TO MY GRUNDLE 😝

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

All praise to Ellie's exquisitely epilated grundle.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Seth Grundle

E: Grundlefly :stonk:

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Dave Chapelle whines that he can't make trans jokes - trans people are loving hilarious about the poo poo they have to go through to get health care and surgery. The Regular Experience is so absurd that your life is already comedy and you gotta crack a joke about it. Cis people can too you just have to be sure what you're about to say is funny and not demeaning.

hehe Grundle

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
TOM HANKS SMOKEING SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM FORUMS POSTER THE_BANANANA





E: totaw hamakans

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


The Bananana posted:

Here, so that I can contribute, and not just Poo Poo




This was right there all these years dammit

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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


lmbo

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