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Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Aten sun disc and the sky goddess on adjoining walls? Is that allowed?

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DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

Tree Bucket posted:

Aten sun disc and the sky goddess on adjoining walls? Is that allowed?

oh good im glad im not the only one who noticed akhetaten. they cut out his potbelly tho

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Look upon my farts, ye mighty...

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

ultrafilter posted:

Wash like an Egyptian.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ultrafilter posted:

Wash like an Egyptian.

Not sure if it is in bad taste, but could this be a new thread title?

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings
try to flush my poop, ye mighty, and despair

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

minato posted:

Does that room have a showerhead???

Industrial bidet.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

gschmidl posted:

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings
try to flush my poop, ye mighty, and despair

"Look on my Turds, ye Mighty, and despair" :colbert:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Neddy Seagoon posted:

"Look on my Turds, ye Mighty, and despair" :colbert:

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Trabant posted:

It was last for sale in 2020 but:

Halifax, Nova Scotia?

fmv adventure game house

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

:perfect:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

HOLY gently caress

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:buddy:

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

:stare:

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
lmao

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

gschmidl posted:

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings
try to flush my poop, ye mighty, and despair

I might have told this story before, but I actually saw "look upon my works ye mighty and despair" written on a truck stop bathroom stall door. The toilet contained a turd that was indeed too big to flush. It stood on its end like a monument, extending above the rim of the bowl.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Alright, who's in:

https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild/status/1561772884464377863





And it even has onboard facilities with a view!

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


Paying for a pirate ship is extremely bad with money. Unless you meant capturing it.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
"The stairs in an Airbnb I stayed in where every step is a different height, width and depth"



from

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm the inconvenient power socket.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

By popular demand posted:

I'm the inconvenient power socket.
It's very convenient for plausibly deniable tripwires

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Like you need a tripwire with those stairs.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I'm the moonshine cubby

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Bottom, centre, two horny bros. Or are they oven mitts?

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Trabant posted:

"The stairs in an Airbnb I stayed in where every step is a different height, width and depth"

Must be John Coltrane's place.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Animal-Mother posted:

Must be John Coltrane's place.

You would have to take some giant steps

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Animal-Mother posted:

Must be John Coltrane's place.

Heath posted:

You would have to take some giant steps

Bless you both.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Heath posted:

You would have to take some giant steps

I looked it up, there are no other Coltrane albums I could pretend I was actually referencing. No, Ascension wouldn't be quite good enough. Giant Steps is really the only fit.

Well, we've done some good work here today, people.

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


slothrop posted:

Bottom, centre, two horny bros. Or are they oven mitts?

I think they are sitting with their legs folded up in front of them.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Trabant posted:

"The stairs in an Airbnb I stayed in where every step is a different height, width and depth"



from

Mindfulness is all the rage these day. These stairs encourage mindfulness. And punish those who are not mindful.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

I don't want to spoil what happens when you get to the house pics.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/79124-Lake-Club-Dr-Indio-CA-92203/18060481_zpid/

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



gschmidl posted:

I don't want to spoil what happens when you get to the house pics.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/79124-Lake-Club-Dr-Indio-CA-92203/18060481_zpid/

I, uh....huh. Maybe that's what the extra half million gets you since the last sale

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Trabant posted:

"The stairs in an Airbnb I stayed in where every step is a different height, width and depth"



from
Left foot, right foot, left foot, left knee, right shin, right foot transitioning into right shin and then right knee, left knee, left knee again, right foot.

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

gschmidl posted:

I don't want to spoil what happens when you get to the house pics.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/79124-Lake-Club-Dr-Indio-CA-92203/18060481_zpid/

This person has definitely kidnapped and murdered a woman in their basement.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
Hmm, I don't know if I want to stay in the Brit? Nay! room or in the I Can't Believe It's Not J. Lo suite.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I swear some of them eyes follow you round the room.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


gschmidl posted:

I don't want to spoil what happens when you get to the house pics.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/79124-Lake-Club-Dr-Indio-CA-92203/18060481_zpid/

I do not want to sleep in a bed where the visage of Cher looms over me.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zil posted:

I do not want to sleep in a bed where the visage of Cher looms over me.

This isn't the PYF Sonny Bono Quotes thread.

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