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Remember those idiot Boomers who wee volunteering to work fast food job during COVID lol
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Do I have to eat them there? Can I resell them
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Jul 28, 2022 08:14
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Milo and POTUS posted:Do I have to eat them there? Can I resell them You have to eat them there and they strip search you to make sure you're not smuggling nuggets like a blood diamond mine
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Jul 28, 2022 08:16
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Maed posted:I ordered a bidet and while the product is great, they won't loving stop with the stupid marketing:
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Jul 28, 2022 10:41
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i say swears online posted:https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/qjkbg7/chick-fil-a-is-asking-for-volunteers-to-work-for-5-chicken-sandwiches-per-hour I eat a lot of food in a sitting and I can't do more than three CFA sandwiches in like eight hours. I also like spicy food but three of their spicy sandwiches tear me the gently caress up
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Jul 28, 2022 11:17
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A shady guy opens his trunk and it's full of chicken sandwiches. I had him the money and he smiles as he reveals a badge
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Jul 28, 2022 11:49
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i say swears online posted:https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/qjkbg7/chick-fil-a-is-asking-for-volunteers-to-work-for-5-chicken-sandwiches-per-hour I know some people that would take that offer. They're really obsessed with "the lord's chicken" around here.
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Jul 28, 2022 12:51
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Tiggum posted:Who Gives a Crap is a very convenient way to buy toilet paper, but they do the same thing and I loving hate it. I would actually pay extra to have them not print any of their terrible jokes or slogans on the packaging. Is toilet paper particularly hard to buy there or something? I just get it at the grocery store with everything else, I've never thought it needed to be made easier, or thought about it at all. I like that toilet paper brands all have cute fluffy things on them to imply you're going to be wiping your rear end on a puppy or a cartoon bear, thanks brands.
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Jul 28, 2022 14:23
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Shame Boy posted:Is toilet paper particularly hard to buy there or something? I just get it at the grocery store with everything else, I've never thought it needed to be made easier, or thought about it at all. A fluffy owl. 
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Jul 28, 2022 14:26
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McCracAttack posted:I know some people that would take that offer. They're really obsessed with "the lord's chicken" around here. I remember someone posted a pretty darn basic recipe for making chic-fil-a's particular fried chicken on SA a while ago (prolly like a decade ago I think) and it blew a lot of people's minds and people were treating it like some lost forbidden knowledge lmao The secret is pickle juice and frying everything using corn oil. There, now you don't have to be a slave to the chicken gods and chicken masters.
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Jul 28, 2022 14:27
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Shame Boy posted:I remember someone posted a pretty darn basic recipe for making chic-fil-a's particular fried chicken on SA a while ago (prolly like a decade ago I think) and it blew a lot of people's minds and people were treating it like some lost forbidden knowledge lmao the real magic is in giving homophobes money which seems to be what they actually want to keep doing
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Jul 28, 2022 14:31
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Zvahl posted:the real magic is in giving homophobes money which seems to be what they actually want to keep doing Relax they stopped donating money to hate groups [directly from the company coffers, it now just comes from the family that owns the company] I know a lot of gay people who were just kinda fine with that and considered it solving the problem, because they really wanted to rationalize being able to eat that fuckin' chicken again lmao
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Jul 28, 2022 14:38
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Shame Boy posted:Is toilet paper particularly hard to buy there or something?
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Jul 28, 2022 14:53
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As always, the answer is get a bidet and then you barely have to buy toilet paper ever again.
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Jul 28, 2022 14:57
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Tiggum posted:I don't have a car, and a pack of toilet paper is huge and awkward to carry home from the shops by bike (or walking). Plus if your neighbours see you hauling in a big wad of TP, they'll know that you like to fart and shid out of your rear end
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Jul 28, 2022 15:15
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Tiggum posted:I don't have a car, and a pack of toilet paper is huge and awkward to carry home from the shops by bike (or walking). Buy a smaller pack?
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Jul 28, 2022 15:35
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Buy a smaller pack? It's still pretty bulky, and then I'd have to buy it more often. I think I'll stick with getting it mailed to me.
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Jul 28, 2022 15:41
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Tiggum posted:I don't have a car, and a pack of toilet paper is huge and awkward to carry home from the shops by bike (or walking).
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Jul 28, 2022 15:50
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*goons ordering literally anything and everything online * This is fine. *Goon explains why they order tp online* What is going on here???
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Jul 28, 2022 15:53
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A Bakers Cousin posted:*goons ordering literally anything and everything online * can u really trust your neighbors if you can't confirm with your own eyes that they fart abd shid?
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Jul 28, 2022 15:56
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3D Megadoodoo posted:A fluffy owl. cute.
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Jul 28, 2022 15:57
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Order one of those bidet seats and wipe less, maybe.
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Jul 28, 2022 16:00
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Shame Boy posted:Kinda surprised we haven't seen more brands just outright try to harness the power of Horny While Online directly, really seems like the next step after that stint where they were all pretending to have depression. It is a well defined trend and this person put together a thoughtful timeline of the development of brands trying to get people to think about them as fuckable. currently the Duolingo owl makes tiktoks about drinking Dua Lipa's piss and got impregnated by a kitchen sponge brand in a bit of cross promotion . https://www.vulture.com/article/when-brands-got-horny.html
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Jul 28, 2022 16:05
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neat!
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In Training posted:It is a well defined trend and this person put together a thoughtful timeline of the development of brands trying to get people to think about them as fuckable. currently the Duolingo owl makes tiktoks about drinking Dua Lipa's piss and got impregnated by a kitchen sponge brand in a bit of cross promotion . Yeah it completely coincidentally came up in another thread at the same time and someone posted a bunch I didn't know about and now I have to deal with the knowledge that the kettle brand kettle chips want me to fistfuck them
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Jul 28, 2022 16:18
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One nice thing I think I learned though is that I (or maybe even the internet as a whole) have apparently gotten good enough at completely tuning out and ignoring wacky brands trying to engage that I had virtually no idea any of this was happening.
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Jul 28, 2022 16:21
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Also, lmaoquote:While the general public hadn’t bought into hornyposting yet, furries were loud and proud. The community begged Tony the Tiger for sex in 2016 until it bullied him off the platform in 2018. By then, Chester Cheetah was its new daddy.
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Jul 28, 2022 16:22
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It's so remarkably easy to never have to deal with any of that poo poo it's great. Whenever I watch broadcast tv it is misery, how did people live like that for 50 years.
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Jul 28, 2022 16:23
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Well, there wasn't an unquantifiable amount of prescription pharmaceutical commercials until the 90s/00s. I remember Price is Right being way more tolerable to watch back in the 90s. Though now you can watch Price is Right without commercials on Paramount+.
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Jul 28, 2022 16:26
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thanks to rampant inflation and weird shortages, the price is right is really hard to play now
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Jul 28, 2022 16:30
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I just had a vision of the future where as this gets more and more normalized, instead of being funded by suspiciously wealthy furries porn artists will be brought to you by NordVPN, use code DRIPPYDRAGON10 and the first 500 of you to cum to this picture will get a very special 10% off! ... that's probably already a thing isn't it
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Jul 28, 2022 16:30
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before u can see the tiddies u have to watch this ad for raid shadow legends
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Jul 28, 2022 16:36
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blatman posted:thanks to rampant inflation and weird shortages, the price is right is really hard to play now Yeah, it's actually getting kinda funny. They're on a production break but the first half of the year was just watching everything on the show get more and more expensive. One of the new games for the 50th anniversary is "what was this priced in 1972" and it's all old poo poo they pull out from back stage storage while giving people $50 allowance to be off, and it has a 70s style tv as the price adjustment tool. The cheapest car on there now is a nearly $19k Mistubishi. Even the cheapest Kias are $21k on PiR now.
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Jul 28, 2022 16:37
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Oh my god I just realized somewhere out there in a marketing consultant's computer is a slide deck breaking down and analyzing the engagement you could get if you made your brand Hornier. Like this loving thing but for tweets about how you want to gently caress the super sugar crisp bear: 
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Jul 28, 2022 16:39
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Shame Boy posted:Oh my god I just realized somewhere out there in a marketing consultant's computer is a slide deck breaking down and analyzing the engagement you could get if you made your brand Hornier. ive seen these kinds of decks for not-horny things and its so funny "if your product takes up 85% of the screen space on a dudes arm, it performs better than if you show it featured near a happy family, heres 15 examples" imagine that but with butts
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Jul 28, 2022 16:44
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God I forgot how funny that whole document was   Here it is if anyone hasn't seen it: https://adindex.ru/files2/publications/2017/04/159056_its-lit.pdf
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Jul 28, 2022 16:45
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Home Depot Onlyfans when????
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Jul 28, 2022 16:46
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poemdexter posted:Home Depot Onlyfans when???? i hope they actually do this except its a livestream of the various fans they sell
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Jul 28, 2022 16:47
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blatman posted:i hope they actually do this except its a livestream of the various fans they sell i'd like to hire you as a consultant for 210k a year, please
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poemdexter posted:Home Depot Onlyfans when???? Can't wait for Homer to shove a bucket up his rear end.
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