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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

sebmojo posted:

My terrible poops

My poo poo is not my own

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The old man of the desert pokes its head

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

sebmojo posted:

My terrible poops

"Fremkit? Oh, I wish Yueh had left a Fremkit for us in the thopter. No, all we have is a steaming Fremshit with my father's ring stuck in it to appreciate before we get eaten by a worm in the deep desert. A thousand hemorrhoids are not enough for Yueh!"

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Jessica peered through the sphincter Paul opened into the deep, desolate wasteland.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you :goatsecx:

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Usul has called a big one!

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Colonel Cancer posted:

Try looking into that place where you dare not look! You'll find me there, staring out at you :goatsecx:

Username/post combo

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Doone

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1552460615914246144?s=20&t=95RsyWvYS8YdI24XY31HcQ

A thread summarizing the complete (so far) adventures of those crypto bro morons who bought a Dune art book for $3 million and thought that meant they owned the IP.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

You young poop!

Anne Frank Funk
Nov 4, 2008

Paul closed his eyes, feeling the terrible poopies reawaken within him.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

GTO posted:


I wonder how they'll handle the whole 'I'm marrying irulan and having chani as my mistress' part. Not sure that would go over very well with modern audiences and my recollection of the final pages of dune was it being the women standing saying 'well this is just our lot in life'...

After Game of Thrones that kind of court intrigue is a lot more likely to be okay for, or at least understood by, the audience.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Fanatical legions worshipping at the shrine of my father's poop!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Anne Frank Funk posted:

Paul closed his eyes, feeling the terrible poopies reawaken within him.

I recognize your footsteps, old man.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



kiimo posted:

I recognize your stooldrops, old man.
Fixed that for you.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Feces are collected in the thigh pads.

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Mad Hamish posted:

Feces are collected in the thigh pads.

Feces! Apply directly to the thighpads!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
she got dumps like a truck, truck, truck
thighs like what, what, what

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

rydiafan posted:

https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1552460615914246144?s=20&t=95RsyWvYS8YdI24XY31HcQ

A thread summarizing the complete (so far) adventures of those crypto bro morons who bought a Dune art book for $3 million and thought that meant they owned the IP.

I'll give em $20 for the art book

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
And here I am, toward the end of Heretics and finding it hilarious that a throwaway background character is described in-text as two Tleilaxu in a trenchcoat.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
Waff Adultman is real and he is my friend.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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And then a page later: the hypnobong.

I feel like Herbert had a bit of fun with this chapter.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Are we sure it wasn't a hip no-bong

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Lincoln posted:

Yeah Messiah is definitely not getting made into a movie. Seriously, I’ll bet next month’s mortgage on it. Villenuve has some stroke, but what Hollywood exec is going to green-light a major film based on that book? This a 2-film series, period. Dune novel “happy ending,” we’re done.
it would be interesting to do a high budget streaming show about the aftermath

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
What happens if you hit the no-bong

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
Hundreds of tacos slain in your munchies name.

Terrible Purpose sets upon you.

But you feel better after blasting rear end the next day.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Colonel Cancer posted:

Are we sure it wasn't a hip no-bong

The Stone Burner!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Colonel Cancer posted:

Are we sure it wasn't a hip no-bong

Bubblyblubber posted:

Hundreds of tacos slain in your munchies name.


sebmojo posted:

My terrible poopose

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

in dune they have tacos, but they are sentient and read your thoughts/make women horny

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

If you haven't had Laza Tacos you're basically eating offworld trash

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Real talk I just made huevos rancheros tacos for lunch from my neighbors yard chickens and garden. It was awesome.

Dune.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Real Talk: The Sisterhood might be in trouble


https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1554898759196315648

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
I didn’t have much hope for it. Wasn’t it going to be based on the failson lore? The BG are my favorite part of the new movie so I will be sad not to have more voice, those costumes, etc

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

HBO was supposed to hire nathan to make comedy programs, not to make them a business plan :cripes:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the guy running things over there obviously didn't graduate from a top business school with really good grades.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just turn it into a talk show. Invite new interesting personalities to walk into the studio, take a comfy chairdog, place their hand into the box and have a nice chat with the space nun host each week

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just turn it into a talk show. Invite new interesting personalities to walk into the studio, take a comfy chairdog, place their hand into the box and have a nice chat with the space nun host each week
Well isn’t that special?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

WithoutTheFezOn posted:

Well isn’t that special?

Get out of my mind!

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