GarfieldEats: I have returned to what I love; cereal boxes and coloring

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

peanut posted:

try sanrio

Sanrio was cool. They eventually dropped the company I was working for & I know it was a hit to their Walmart business. I have a lot of Hello Kitty notepads I used to steal from work. Weirdest thing I ever did re licensing was a blended PDQ of color your own cardboard valentines heart box things for Walmart. And it was half Hello Kitty and half Precious Moments (weirdos) and it never actually made it to stores but like lmao.

I've said this before but Lisa Frank is completely batshit crazy so kind of like nathen but also a totally functional successful business woman so nothing like nathen.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 21:37

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# ? May 26, 2024 21:17

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

I will not stop posting @nathfield until a giant crystal death star the size of a grapefruit is permanently adorning my desk.

Instead of the radar/death ray circle in the middle of it, it needs to have nathen's mouth making that loving face though.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 22:53

Kevin DuBrow: Apr 21, 2012; The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

I was thinking about Malik al-Mulk. I thought
he was a Nathfield OC but it's actually one of the titles Allah calls himself in the Quran meaning master/owner of the kingdom.

It's just him doing his weird appropriation of existing works again.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 23:32

dr_rat: Jun 4, 2001

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

I will not stop posting @nathfield until a giant crystal death star the size of a grapefruit is permanently adorning my desk.

Would you settle for just a regular grapefruit adorning your desk, as while not as ostensibly cool as a giant crystal death star, obviously, if you have a good throwing arm it can make a very pleasing and comical splat noise if you chose to throw it at anyone who is annoying you.

If you are a grump old curmudgeon would highly recommend!

# ? Jul 29, 2022 00:17

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

kntfkr posted:

I've said this before but Lisa Frank is completely batshit crazy so kind of like nathen but also a totally functional successful business woman so nothing like nathen.

Um, no, I don't think you have said this before, at least not in this thread. You've met Lisa Frank?! She's a real person?!! Tell. Me. EVERYTHING.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 00:24

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

Lisa Frank is a real person but every interaction with her is so tightly NDA'd that she may as well be a sasquatch

# ? Jul 29, 2022 00:26

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I was thinking about Malik al-Mulk. I thought
he was a Nathfield OC but it's actually one of the titles Allah calls himself in the Quran meaning master/owner of the kingdom.

It's just him doing his weird appropriation of existing works again.

This is known but I'm glad it's now known to you and possibly some others who didn't know as well

# ? Jul 29, 2022 02:10

Counteresperanto: Jun 15, 2007; Achievement is its' own reward. Pride obscures it.

sharknado slashfic posted:

This is known but I'm glad it's now known to you and possibly some others who didn't know as well

Yes, it was not previously known to me as well.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 02:15

im saint germain: Jan 30, 2021; i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns

I think what we're waiting to see (mneowww) is Nathen finally committing to combining Nathfield with Malik al-Mulk to create Godfield. At that point he will surpass Dennis Reynolds levels of narcissism and truly strike fear in all our hearts

# ? Jul 29, 2022 02:57

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

"AND THEN SHE'LL EAT THE ORANGE LASAGNA, MAC"

"Why would she do that?"

"BECAUSE OF THE IMPLICATION"

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:12

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

Have you guys seen this crazy, impossible city that Saudi Arabia wants to build?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6GgaJWcbww
It really makes them look like they're just Nathen with gently caress-the-world money.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:23

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Powerful Katrinka posted:

Um, no, I don't think you have said this before, at least not in this thread. You've met Lisa Frank?! She's a real person?!! Tell. Me. EVERYTHING.

No, never met her but worked for an electronics company that was licensing designs from her for things like iPhone cases and really cheap headphones for Five Below. This was in 2014 & I think she was trying to reestablish something and I don't think it panned out. Was only with that company for about 6 months.

One of my graphic designer friends from previous job had moved out to Tucson to work for her around the same time & the stories from the graphic designer and my boss had the same gist. Nothing specific. Just that she was batshit, ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME. WRITTEN OR SPOKEN, HIGH ENERGY!!!!! LOTS OF EXCLAMATION POINTS AND URGENT: FUN IDEAS!@!!!!!!

Her office which was a factory in its peak looked exactly like you think it would, which is pretty dope.

She looks like this:

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:39

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

of course she does

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:41

Powerful Katrinka: Oct 11, 2021; an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

I'm just so delighted by that picture

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:53

god please help me: Jul 9, 2018; I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

But was she evil, though? I don't care about how she types in all caps like a boomer. Or how she dresses colorfully. If she was nathen-levels of self-absorbed, I would be bothered.

...I like her designs, and had her journals as a kid. :shobon:

# ? Jul 29, 2022 03:59

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

No, not evil. My friend said she was a good boss. Just kinda batty.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:00

god please help me: Jul 9, 2018; I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

Ah that's good to hear. I can enjoy her ridiculously colorful dolphin designs in peace then.

But man, I binge read this entire thread from beginning to end in about a week. I think Nathen disgusts me on a visceral level, and the goon from a while back as face loving the camera with his eyes was right. He never stops doing it! He can't not look like he's looking for sex. I can't bear to look at his face or his lips especially. He's just gross to look at in ways that not even Chris-chan managed.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:14

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

yeah it's like u can feel his stubble on your neck through the photo

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:18

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Kevin DuBrow posted:

I was thinking about Malik al-Mulk. I thought
he was a Nathfield OC but it's actually one of the titles Allah calls himself in the Quran meaning master/owner of the kingdom.

It's just him doing his weird appropriation of existing works again.

But most importantly, this existing work is in the public domain, so Paramount Global can�t steal it away.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:23

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

She was actually pretty abusive as was her husband. The whole sordid thing is written up in an old jezebel article.

https://jezebel.com/inside-the-rainbow-gulag-the-technicolor-rise-and-fall-1179495705

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:32

Charles Ford: Nov 27, 2004; The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s Ford Focus.

kntfkr posted:

yeah it's like u can feel his stubble on your neck through the photo

His stubble looks painstakingly drawn on in every photo. I refuse to believe/cannot imagine it actually has a texture you could perceive by contact with your human appendages.

It is the number one thing that disturbs me about his photos, way more than the eyes.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:34

Futanari Damacy: Oct 30, 2021; by sebmojo

Charles Ford posted:

His stubble looks painstakingly drawn on in every photo. I refuse to believe/cannot imagine it actually has a texture you could perceive by contact with your human appendages.

It is the number one thing that disturbs me about his photos, way more than the eyes.

More than the lips? :biglips:

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:37

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Charles Ford posted:

His stubble looks painstakingly drawn on in every photo. I refuse to believe/cannot imagine it actually has a texture you could perceive by contact with your human appendages.

It is the number one thing that disturbs me about his photos, way more than the eyes.

I am willing to bet that his breath always smells faintly of fish and cinnamon. I don't know why I believe that but I know it to be true in my heart.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:37

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Frank Frank posted:

I am willing to bet that his breath always smells faintly of fish and cinnamon. I don't know why I believe that but I know it to be true in my heart.

Lol I will try in vain not to think of that now.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 04:39

Charles Ford: Nov 27, 2004; The Earth is a farm. We are someone else’s Ford Focus.

Futanari Damacy posted:

More than the lips?

The lips at least look realistic, if disturbing. The stubble has some kind of uncanny valley thing going on.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 05:03

Matlack Radio: Jun 2, 2006

# ? Jul 29, 2022 06:22

im saint germain: Jan 30, 2021; i've come from the future to tell you all we have to stop party rock before it returns

I'm losing it over that last one

# ? Jul 29, 2022 06:33

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

Matlack Radio posted:

Y'know what? I'm going to try to remember this quote. Gonna find a good time to quote it one day.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 06:47

Blue Moonlight: Apr 28, 2005; Bitter and Sarcastic

Matlack Radio posted:

gently caress, is anyone good at needlepoint? This has to go on a throw pillow.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 07:03

Plant MONSTER.: Mar 16, 2018; I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop