the demokkkrats are going to be destrroyed in 2024 (inshallah)

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bedpan: Apr 23, 2008

ex post facho posted:

this is also, by the way, why jon brandon thinks the checks caused inflation

it really clears up his thinking and inaction

no idea where he grab the number 8,000 from. was it mentioned on TV once?

# ? Jul 29, 2022 16:57

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# ? May 25, 2024 20:05

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

I make $120k in 3 years and change, Mr President

# ? Jul 29, 2022 16:58

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol i remember in 2009 when the obama-biden administration told me that there was nothing to be done, all the poor people stole all the money and actually it was the powerless who really should have been punished

biden doesn't have too many plays in his book does he

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:01

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bedpan posted:

no idea where he grab the number 8,000 from. was it mentioned on TV once?

Hunter Brandon's daily crack budget

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:17

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

bedpan posted:

it really clears up his thinking and inaction

no idea where he grab the number 8,000 from. was it mentioned on TV once?

It�s the child tax credit

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:18

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

bedpan posted:

it really clears up his thinking and inaction

no idea where he grab the number 8,000 from. was it mentioned on TV once?

In addition to being recessioned, he believes that everyone who got a check has two children and makes 120k a year

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:19

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

January 6 Survivor posted:

Hunter Brandon's daily crack budget

it's actually this

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:19

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Trabisnikof posted:

It�s the child tax credit

the one that didn't get renewed when BBB failed?

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:20

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

correct

also you still owe taxes on it lmao

but you still got 8 grand, jack! ungrateful american swine :mad:

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:23

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol a buncha that money was already ours and just given out as an advance on the next year's returns

# ? Jul 29, 2022 17:29

THS2: Oct 2, 2021

who tf has children. in this economy??

# ? Jul 29, 2022 18:33

Tars Tarkas: Apr 13, 2003; Rock the Mok

A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.

lol that it was the child tax credit, which they didn't even distribute properly (we only got like 1/3rd of the money) and it made taxes a bigger pain to file because it was extra worksheets. And it was money we were going to get anyway!

# ? Jul 29, 2022 18:53

Cerebral Bore: Apr 21, 2010; Fun Shoe

man, at least trump's brand of insanity was entertaining, this poo poo is just sad and pathetic

# ? Jul 29, 2022 18:58

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Tars Tarkas posted:

lol that it was the child tax credit, which they didn't even distribute properly (we only got like 1/3rd of the money) and it made taxes a bigger pain to file because it was extra worksheets. And it was money we were going to get anyway!

the expansion was only like an extra $600, right? then they divided your refund over 12 months

# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:00

Jack-in-the-Bach: Oct 15, 2005

I just talked to the Democrats and they told me that 1400 = 8000 and to vote

# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:02

Tars Tarkas: Apr 13, 2003; Rock the Mok

A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.

hobbesmaster posted:

the expansion was only like an extra $600, right? then they divided your refund over 12 months

It was like $1000 but we got $1600 because he is under five. It took so long to kick in we only got three checks total, I had forgotten it was even going to be a thing until one arrived.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:34

Forseti: May 26, 2001; To the lovenasium!

ex post facho posted:

correct

also you still owe taxes on it lmao

but you still got 8 grand, jack! ungrateful american swine

No, not you relatively large proportion of millenials and zoomers who want children but don't feel you have the circumstances and already hate everyone in government

# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:52

Justus: Apr 18, 2006; ...

Every time, just about when I start questioning if the �Joe Biden is sundowning� thing is just a funny thing or not, and then the Jeni�s adrenocrome swirl truck pulls up

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# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:53

IAMKOREA: Apr 21, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

What?

Biden thinks that making 50k a month is normal because that's what his failson was making at Burisma, so making 120k per year must put you solidly in lower middle class

# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:57

IAMKOREA: Apr 21, 2007

Like you realize that at 50k per month you are barely scraping by after paying for your Porsche, Stargazer (or whatever the hell his escort was named), your bribes, and your personal assistant who actually hasn't gotten a full paycheck in months because there's nothing left, right?

# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:01

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

lmfao

https://twitter.com/grumpfuk/status...ingawful.com%2F

# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:02

The Sean: Apr 17, 2005; Am I handsome now?

Okay:

* vote blue no matter who
* even if that person is for republican policies (like destroying worker's rights, min. wage) or if they were literally a republican before changing parties (Crist)
* if you don't you're bad
* "desantis would be worse than trump"
* trump used to be a dem; he could switch again
* trump vs desantis in 2024 and libs have to vote for trump because vote blue no matter who

# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:15

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

The Sean posted:

Okay:

* vote blue no matter who
* even if that person is for republican policies (like destroying worker's rights, min. wage) or if they were literally a republican before changing parties (Crist)
* if you don't you're bad
* "desantis would be worse than trump"
* trump used to be a dem; he could switch again
* trump vs desantis in 2024 and libs have to vote for trump because vote blue no matter who

also reminder that the party just fought to keep Henry Cuellar in office, an anti-choicer who also recently sponsored a bill that allows for the removal of the minimum wage, over pro-choice Jessica Cisneros

# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:20

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

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# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:27

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

ex post facho posted:

also reminder that the party just fought to keep Henry Cuellar in office, an anti-choicer who also recently sponsored a bill that allows for the removal of the minimum wage, over pro-choice Jessica Cisneros

The district is even more conservative then before and we need a warm body in that seat so

we can keep the House...Jessica Cisneros is a great progressive but she would have little chance in this red Texas district. This is why leadership supported Cuellar...we need the seat. And it will still be hard. But at least we have a shot. We need to hold the House or it is game over for any policy going forward

# ? Jul 29, 2022 20:31

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The Sean posted:

Okay:

* vote blue no matter who
* even if that person is for republican policies (like destroying worker's rights, min. wage) or if they were literally a republican before changing parties (Crist)
* if you don't you're bad
* "desantis would be worse than trump"
* trump used to be a dem; he could switch again
* trump vs desantis in 2024 and libs have to vote for trump because vote blue no matter who

Trump running as a dem in 24 would be so funny imo

# ? Jul 29, 2022 21:18

The Sean: Apr 17, 2005; Am I handsome now?

ex post facho posted:

also reminder that the party just fought to keep Henry Cuellar in office, an anti-choicer who also recently sponsored a bill that allows for the removal of the minimum wage, over pro-choice Jessica Cisneros

yeah, that's who I was trying to refer to and couldn't remember the name.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 21:25

Jack-in-the-Bach: Oct 15, 2005

Vote blue no matter who but only for the centrists and dinos

# ? Jul 29, 2022 21:48

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

The Sean posted:

Okay:

* vote blue no matter who
* even if that person is for republican policies (like destroying worker's rights, min. wage) or if they were literally a republican before changing parties (Crist)
* if you don't you're bad
* "desantis would be worse than trump"
* trump used to be a dem; he could switch again
* trump vs desantis in 2024 and libs have to vote for trump because vote blue no matter who

You missed:

* don�t vote blue no matter who if the democrat is anti-cia, in this one instance it�s better to let the republicans win

# ? Jul 29, 2022 23:21

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

the dems are on top of the midterms, guys!

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# ? Jul 29, 2022 23:59

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

Fart Dumbass posted:

give me 8 thousand dollars and I will vote for you, joe brandon. I will forget every other fact about you in an instant.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 00:08

Foo Diddley: Oct 29, 2011; cat

Willa Rogers posted:

the dems are on top of the midterms, guys!

lmao that they're careful to specify "extremist maga republicans" as if there were any other kind

# ? Jul 30, 2022 00:12

Good soup!: Nov 2, 2010

Fart Dumbass posted:

give me 8 thousand dollars and I will vote for you, joe brandon. I will forget every other fact about you in an instant.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 00:14

GlassEye-Boy: Jul 12, 2001

jokes on you, because there won�t be a midterm if the US starts a nuclear war with a china.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 00:18

ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Foo Diddley posted:

lmao that they're careful to specify "extremist maga republicans" as if there were any other kind

There's democrats. That's another kind of republican.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 00:18

Fart Dumbass: May 31, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

GlassEye-Boy posted:

jokes on you, because there won�t be a midterm if the US starts a nuclear war with a china.

inshallah

# ? Jul 30, 2022 00:29

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

MLSM posted:

a perfect synthesis of dementia and neoliberal horseshit.

unofficial campaign slogan right there

# ? Jul 30, 2022 00:33

Nothus: Feb 22, 2001; Buglord

GlassEye-Boy posted:

jokes on you, because there won’t be a midterm if the US starts a nuclear war with a china.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce-LjCpserA

# ? Jul 30, 2022 00:54

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

https://twitter.com/ninaturner/stat...ingawful.com%2F

# ? Jul 30, 2022 01:38

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# ? May 25, 2024 20:05

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

The Sean posted:

Okay:

* vote blue no matter who
* even if that person is for republican policies (like destroying worker's rights, min. wage) or if they were literally a republican before changing parties (Crist)
* if you don't you're bad
* "desantis would be worse than trump"
* trump used to be a dem; he could switch again
* trump vs desantis in 2024 and libs have to vote for trump because vote blue no matter who

Yes. I�ll vote Blue then.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 02:00

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