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flavor.flv posted:We have decided to blow past speculative sci-fi and go straight to Warhammer 40k next we're gonna get 'nanonecrobiotics' and then the robots take over the world and we have robot zombies. this is how the world ends you dumb bastards.
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Zetsubou-san posted:wait until they hear about sinople Sinople may refer to:
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Sinople is dumb poo poo, real heads only use gules and vert for red and green.
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Starting to think that roles in the College of Heralds were hereditary, as is red green colour blindness
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Probably had more to do with color fastness in medieval and early modern pigments than anything else.
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When you go to the dentist and he sets 3 or 4 spiders on the bib they make you wear and they activate and crawl into your mouth.
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Kenning posted:Probably had more to do with color fastness in medieval and early modern pigments than anything else. No. An objects fastness causes a red / blue shift not red / green.
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Billy Ray Blowjob posted:When you go to the dentist and he sets 3 or 4 spiders on the bib they make you wear and they activate and crawl into your mouth. Necro-spider Dentist activates three inside ya Rips your teeth From your gums Faster than Just his thumbs Look out! Here comes the necro-spider Splicer has a new favorite as of 01:53 on Jul 31, 2022 |
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Triarii posted:Very excited for futuristic surgery robotics to be just dozens of dead spiders on the ends of little tentacles, reaching into my open chest cavity
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"Ugh, this dentist only uses 3 necro-spiders? What a shoddy operation, I expected WAY more spiders in my mouth than this."
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Triarii posted:"Ugh, this dentist only uses 3 necro-spiders? What a shoddy operation, I expected WAY more spiders in my mouth than this." or am I j/k unless...?
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Cleretic posted:Probably; I know that's the only reason I know that vermillion and saffron are colors. But I actually remember viridian is green because City of Heroes had a character named 'Viridian' who wore a green suit! The Warshade power set had powers with dark, black, shadow, twilight, umbra/penumbra, Stygian, inky, sunless on and on.
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For arachnophobes they will replace the dead load-carrying spiders with bear corpses
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bort posted:The synonyms in that game. First MMO I ever hit the level cap, and more than once at that
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Dareon posted:At least tell me someone has eaten the meaty parts of the spiders before you turned them into waldos, don't waste the protein. The meaty parts are clearly being manipulated via galvanism, they aren't being wasted.
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Spending my college career getting a MA in Necrobiotics so I can run the spider breeding farm where the future spider corpses come from, only to be replaced by a robot that looks a lot like the guy on the missing persons poster.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:We all know we only know these words because of Magic the Gathering
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Triarii posted:"Ugh, this dentist only uses 3 necro-spiders? What a shoddy operation, I expected WAY more spiders in my mouth than this." Just go to Dr. Georg. It's a little out of the way (the office is actually in a cave which is kind of weird) but there are plenty of spiders
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When I was much younger I nicknamed one of my girlfriends “jerky hut”. She told me to stop calling her that and being an immature doofus, I wouldn’t so she punched me in the face while I was driving and nearly caused a wreck. Anyway, that’s my stupid nickname story.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Calling her jerky really seems like a self own It was nonsensical and just some dumb ad on the radio. It really wasn’t meant as an own but it annoyed her and I probably should have known when to stop. Again, this was like 25 years ago
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flavor.flv posted:We have decided to blow past speculative sci-fi and go straight to Warhammer 40k Someone on a podcast I listen to suggested every team of scientists needs someone from outside the group to peek their head in the room every now and then and go "hey y'all, what're you up to"
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Toaster Beef posted:Someone on a podcast I listen to suggested every team of scientists needs someone from outside the group to peek their head in the room every now and then and go "hey y'all, what're you up to" Unfortunately, these days that's either a billionaire wanting them to get more evil, or university management wanting them to do more pointless nonsense Be quicker and easier to just give ethics review boards a team of assassins to deploy as and when tbh
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Inceltown posted:No. An objects fastness causes a red / blue shift not red / green. Yeah, red / green is handiness, not fastness.
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flavor.flv posted:We have decided to blow past speculative sci-fi and go straight to Warhammer 40k The tiny dead spiders can grasp objects up to 100 times their own weight. If you can think of a better way to grasp objects 100 times the weight of a spider I'd like to hear it.
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Facebook Aunt posted:The tiny dead spiders can grasp objects up to 100 times their own weight. If you can think of a better way to grasp objects 100 times the weight of a spider I'd like to hear it. The real missing part to this puzzle I haven't heard anyone talk about is how we need to breed bigger spiders. The biggest spiders right now are only about 6 oz, which means you can only lift about 40 lb with one. That's pretty significant, but you're not going to be replacing any serious lifting equipment. But this scales: if we can breed spiders up to, say, 20 lb, then you've got a full ton of lifting capacity, and it only goes up from there. Once we get to Shelob-sized spiders you can start replacing overhead cranes and other heavy lift equipment. Biologists, get on this.
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Deformed Church posted:Has anyone considered no
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the holy poopacy posted:Yeah, red / green is handiness, not fastness. Lol
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Toaster Beef posted:Someone on a podcast I listen to suggested every team of scientists needs someone from outside the group to peek their head in the room every now and then and go "hey y'all, what're you up to" They actually had one in the department, but he was busy down the hall stopping a different team from naming their new project "icarus"
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Waste of Breath posted:probably telling on myself here but this is literally any commitment I have during a day Sorry you had to find out you have ADHD from the tweet thread
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cyberia posted:Sorry you had to find out you have ADHD from the tweet thread It's either this or anxiety, I can cope at work with 15 things demanding my attention, but on a day off meeting a friend at 1p means I can get nothing done until then because I'm thinking about the commitment.
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Toaster Beef posted:Someone on a podcast I listen to suggested every team of scientists needs someone from outside the group to peek their head in the room every now and then and go "hey y'all, what're you up to" As far as I know this is actually something that has been required ever since the nuremberg trials
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Benagain posted:It's 130 percent of their weight not 100 times unfortunately Pfff what's even the point then? Hey scientists, enough with the necrobots go do something useful.
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Ziv Zulander posted:As far as I know this is actually something that has been required ever since the nuremberg trials Yes but the people that ask them are also doing some insane poo poo like trying to make psychic crabs so by comparison it’s fine.
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