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Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

oh you *know* that, huh? .. well you're wrong. millions of aliens out there..... just waiting to have a good time. give em a call.

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Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

:patriot:

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





definitely a dad movie

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/kristoncapps/status/1552684009767026689

everyone with a net worth north of ten million dollars should be summarily executed

furiously spending 69 dollars to get under the limit, phew!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


My dad's brain was completely destroyed by books like Chariots of the Gods, they were the social media of their time

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTdlLJFgdk4

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


The Imp of Nipples posted:

I know who this is but I don't want to google and it will be bothering me. And don't say "Rage against the Machine".
E: Fripp. I remembered. Please don't blow up my PMs thx!

What?

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

my dad really liked that movie

he was also a mental case who would drive up into the hills at night and wait for the aliens to contact him

your dad sounds fun*, too bad he raised a pack of scolds

(sorry it’s unfair to judge your siblings based only off your descriptions of them, which if goon aptitude is anything to go off is somewhere from “wildly incorrect” to “exhibit A” in a federal defamation case)

*yeah yeah he beat you and left you for dead in a well, whatever, nothing you say is true, this is all another Pennsylvanian grift! I’m on to you loving cads

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

https://twitter.com/christnnitemare/status/1553449094592581633?s=21&t=rvhvxLOkGqM7UlxgnPau-A

Hell is filled with Juggalos, apparently.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not doing so hot today guys, feel like a raw wound #diarypost

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

lmao

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽


This is a pretty well featured cross stitching pattern generator

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

hell yeah I’ve always wanted to attend the gathering

they seem like fun, if not simple, people

like if you just meet them on how much nitrous you should be on (a whole loving lot, the contend) you’ll have a good time!

Daniel Dales Dick
Apr 8, 2020

”With the coldest winter ever recorded, with snow setting record levels up and down the coast, the Nobel committee should take the Nobel Prize back from Al Gore"

Lpzie posted:

*standing at the top of the hill, legs fully secured to the pavement, awaiting the UFO traction beam to make me taller*

lol

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

smarxist posted:

I'm not doing so hot today guys, feel like a raw wound #diarypost

Sorry bud, take care of yourself. Hope you at least have the day off to rest.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

lmao that headbutt

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Lpzie posted:

*standing at the top of the hill, legs fully secured to the pavement, awaiting the UFO traction beam to make me taller*

Oh no they put it in reverse

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
never see it

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

AARD VARKMAN posted:

get this: the whole earth is a ship, blasting through the cosmos towards the great unknown

I told you to get the gently caress outta here Carl!

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

ok that looks really funny

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Lpzie posted:

*standing at the top of the hill, legs fully secured to the pavement, awaiting the UFO traction beam to make me taller*

I threw this in to DALL-E but this is the only remotely interesting one, however it's pretty uhhhh

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

hell yeah
kitten integration process update for the afternoon:


:3:

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

I know this extraordinarily petty but for about a decade now my Dad and I would go fishing at the best kept secret in the area. technically public, but a bitch to get to and essentially abandoned except by the conservationist teams. never saw anyone other than old timers, families of old timers, and Jamaican commercial fishermen on their off days.

today we went there and there was like 30+ people there, a giant family with tents blasting music, etc. I know it doesn't belong to me, but still :smith:

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Decker season 8 looking good

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

🍴 You're quite grateful to finally eat some protein! You eat a bunch of Turkimp and find a Trimp to carry the rest back for you.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


One simple trick

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Jon Irenicus posted:

I know this extraordinarily petty but for about a decade now my Dad and I would go fishing at the best kept secret in the area. technically public, but a bitch to get to and essentially abandoned except by the conservationist teams. never saw anyone other than old timers, families of old timers, and Jamaican commercial fishermen on their off days.

today we went there and there was like 30+ people there, a giant family with tents blasting music, etc. I know it doesn't belong to me, but still :smith:

sorry your once nice thing became the domain of the public King George

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/TVL4ycj.mp4

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
when they enable dall-e but for porn things are going to get extremely cool and weird

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

WrasslorMonkey posted:

One simple trick

Imagine the smell. Mayor Adams, the garbage crisis can wait. Make Pressler do his laundry more often.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

the milk machine posted:

when they enable dall-e but for porn things are going to get extremely cool and weird

you’ve heard of revenge porn, but what about imaginary revenge porn? tonight on 60 minutes…

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

Red Baron posted:

sorry your once nice thing became the domain of the public King George

I preempted that I was being very petty

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

it’s Robert Fripp and his wife.

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
computer, generate donald trump sounding the jolly green giant

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/0dfTTk5.mp4

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽

Jon Irenicus posted:

I know this extraordinarily petty but for about a decade now my Dad and I would go fishing at the best kept secret in the area. technically public, but a bitch to get to and essentially abandoned except by the conservationist teams. never saw anyone other than old timers, families of old timers, and Jamaican commercial fishermen on their off days.

today we went there and there was like 30+ people there, a giant family with tents blasting music, etc. I know it doesn't belong to me, but still :smith:

That's too bad that you didn't get the relaxing spot you were expecting, especially after you worked hard to get there. But if it is a bitch to get to, they are prob not gonna do that trip too often so I'm happy they could be out there and enjoy it too. Many sides!

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Red Baron posted:

your dad sounds fun*, too bad he raised a pack of scolds

(sorry it’s unfair to judge your siblings based only off your descriptions of them, which if goon aptitude is anything to go off is somewhere from “wildly incorrect” to “exhibit A” in a federal defamation case)

*yeah yeah he beat you and left you for dead in a well, whatever, nothing you say is true, this is all another Pennsylvanian grift! I’m on to you loving cads

what

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