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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You are my favourite U.S. President Mr. Hairytaint.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Yaldabaoth posted:

Quick someone call Meme Poker Party back to the thread right now.


William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I probably got that one from him in the first place

There are several images here that I feel you must have saved after I originally posted. That is one of them.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

whoa

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Oh god I remember this one was posted in GBS a while back. :swoon:

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
i dont think im attracted to women any more

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

user was put on probation for artificially inflating post count

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Here's the theme of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu2OYcgr4rM

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Volume 1

Act IV, Scene III, continued

Lifts-Her-Tail
Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Crantius Colto
Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Lifts-Her-Tail
I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.

Crantius Colto
So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You embarrass me, sir!

Crantius Colto
Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Lifts-Her-Tail
I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III



Act VII, Scene II, Continued

Lifts-Her-Tail
My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Crantius Colto
This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Lifts-Her-Tail
If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Crantius Colto
Oh, my foolish little Argonian maid, you must use your hands.

Lifts-Her-Tail
You wish me to knead the loaf? Here?

Crantius Colto
Of course.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Crantius Colto
Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Lifts-Her-Tail
Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II


All joking aside, this is what Elena Samko looks like without all the makeup.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Too many tits, not enough burgs.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

neato burrito posted:

Too many tits, not enough burgs.





Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
Ultra Carp

:chanpop:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

neato burrito posted:

Too many tits, not enough burgs.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




she burgin'


and her

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I appreciate the fact that? half or so maybe a bit more have realistic proportions and you have a decent variety. Admiring the beauty of the female person is fine, [most porn is not.]

I'm straight as they come but still enjoy looking, wish I was younger, I probably would have put some pics out there for the compliments, who knows

Just giving the input of an old feminist, in the original use of the word that I gather has been corrupted

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

She looks kind of angry, is she not enjoying her burger?

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
just a good old fashioned horny thread. been around since the beginning of the internet.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Sigh

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Where are his ta-tas?

Oh, there they are!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
Mother of god

Only registered members can see post attachments!

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

ok, well pal. you arent even posting tits anymore. time to call it a day

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Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Isn't this based on one of the My Little Ponies?

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