Rudeboy Detective posted:

The forest beckons

The Shortest Path posted:

Okay but EvE is something awful

learnincurve posted:

I would have made absolute bank if I'd remembered to fit a gas scoop today

Good Dumplings posted:

this one's good, but not for the reason he meant

faaart posted:

[1:37 PM] globby: Imagine where we'd be if we didnt lose our poo poo over nothing at [lovely Goonswarm Echoes CEO]

Durendal posted:

Please remember when discussing splinter groups that Goonwaffe and Swarm severed their connections to these forums and are no longer legitimate.

dragonshardz posted:

So, lessons learned from ragerolling today:

C5 statics that generate at -25% mass will collapse at 2 hot jumps and lock 2 of your rolling ships out.

Mederlock posted:

Oh definitely, gas huffing is very good isk right now! The low-sec mykoserocin sites are also really good, so keep an eye out for those too. Make sure to bring a gnosis along wit dah gooses huffing farts, the boosts they bring to all the ventures/prospects/barges and their own yield is very, very good. Here's a couple fits if you want. T1 scoops for no waste, or you can roll T2 scoops/harvesters to maximise yield if you don't think you'll clear the site within the 18 minutes before the sleepers show up (if you have no means to kill them). The barges don't make much sense because their T1 harvesters are freakin garbo for yield, and the T2 have absolutely brutal waste. The T1 harvester covetors have decent yield, but the T1 venture harvests ~90% of the T1 covetor for a fraction of the price, so.. yeah. Anyways here ya go

Gnosis, scanner+depot in cargo for emergencies, T2 huffer refit stays in station and only used if you can't clear the sleeper spawn

code:

[Gnosis, huffing]

Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II
Expanded Cargohold II

Large Shield Extender II
Compact Multispectrum Shield Hardener
Large Shield Extender II
F-90 Compact Sensor Booster, ECCM Script
50MN Quad LiF Restrained Microwarpdrive
F-90 Compact Sensor Booster, ECCM Script

Gas Cloud Scoop I
Gas Cloud Scoop I
Gas Cloud Scoop I
Gas Cloud Scoop I
Gas Cloud Scoop I
Mining Foreman Burst II, Mining Laser Optimization Charge

Medium Low Friction Nozzle Joints II
Medium Processor Overclocking Unit I
Medium Cargohold Optimization II


Hornet EC-300 x5
Infiltrator II x5


Mining Foreman Mindlink


Sisters Core Scanner Probe x16
Mobile Depot x1
Gas Cloud Scoop II x5
Core Probe Launcher I x1

orange juche posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cl2w_EHt3ug

Garr khan did nothing wrong

god i miss that iteration of Hole Squad, loving Garr Khan creating a corp of pubbies and then fleecing them for everything they owned, locking them out of their own tower, and then getting Hole Squad to drop on the mercs his victims hired to kill him.

Bigbillthaboss posted:

holy poo poo I never thought of the Gnosis for gas huffing, thanks for the suggestion

I love using gnosises for hacking and random poo poo, I think they're severely underestimated w/ respect to utility

corgski posted:

The irony in Globby telling us that none of us play EvE is the fact that it's true.

We don't play nullsec with its sov grinds and endless spreadsheets. We don't play highsec with its dull grindy missions. We don't play FW or incursions or any of the new content CCP has cooked up for the player base in the past five years. We, truthfully and honestly, don't play the game that EvE players play.

Or to borrow a wonderful line that GSF no longer has claim to:

We don't play EvE. We play Something Awful.

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

one of the cringiest posts i've ever read on here tbh, should've just quoted dj instead

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561

Potato Salad posted:

Bonus room guy: "man that's cringe"

Good Dumplings posted:

globby it's okay, this is all just a dream. you have to wake up. the prey coerced into the "bonus room" is gonna get away

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

i wouldn't have expected making fun of the lovely splinter group's killboard full of "goons" would be met with nearly 50 replies defending it, lying about it, and getting personal over it

one of the cringiest posts i've ever read on here tbh, should've just quoted dj instead

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

i wouldn't have expected making fun of the lovely splinter group's killboard full of "goons" would be met with nearly 50 replies defending it, lying about it, and getting personal over it

TheWeedNumber posted:

please stop quoting people on my block list tia

FirstnameLastname posted:

Good Dumplings posted:

globby it's okay, this is all just a dream. you have to wake up. the freighter's gonna get away

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

i wouldn't have expected making fun of the lovely splinter group's killboard full of "goons" "goose"

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

globby stop trying to alleviate your boredom here cause you're just gonna get banned from another place

dragonshardz posted:

"fake holesquad"

idk we got dod, vern, and a few other hole squad veterans, that seems pretty real to me.

if anyone else from back in the day wants to join GANDR, talk to me.

BigD7976 posted:

The general consensus for the spirit of holesquad was that Dod was the death of it. So, if you're touting him as key part of the revival you're missing the point.

BigD7976 posted:

The general consensus for the spirit of holesquad was that Dod was the death of it. So, if you're touting him as key part of the revival you're missing the point.

corgski posted:

Hey globby keep posting, thanks to FNLN your terrible posts are singlehandedly funding our j-space empire.

orange juche posted:

Dad Klam wasn't really the death of it, it was dead when the directorate took it out behind the shed and capped it (for the crime of good posting). He just happened to be in the drivers seat when it happened.

Keep imagining that he killed Hole Squad though.

Point to whoever the "general consensus" backing up your poo poo is lol

BigD7976 posted:

I'm not saying whoever made that donation is going to regret it, but, they're going to regret it. This whole thing reeks of a scheme to collect cash.

BigD7976 posted:

I'm not saying whoever made that donation is going to regret it, but, they're going to regret it. This whole thing reeks of a scheme to collect cash.

corgski posted:

You're just bitter because you got yourself banned from our discord.

corgski posted:

E: Banned for defending the pedo BFM of all loving people. Why are you still posting here?

BigD7976 posted:

I'm not saying whoever made that donation is going to regret it, but, they're going to regret it. This whole thing reeks of a scheme to collect cash.

I was there, I lived through the whole fiasco. Dod Kalm was put in place because he was mittanis buddy. Full stop. Nothing more. They lived in Madison together. Spin whatever story you think is going to make you feel better. I WAS THERE. And I was outspoken as gently caress about it the whole time. I was not quiet about it on goonfleet.com.