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Pryor on Fire posted:There is no way you would give one peach to two kids and expect them to share it, it's just going to create a fight, the premise is fake. Each peach eater will demand their own peach. You slice up the peach. Half for each kid
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I like when I can tell which goons aren't parents
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:23% taxes, what the gently caress is it made of, recreational marijuana? gold-plated pack of darts
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Mr Hootington posted:You slice up the peach. Half for each kid As one of two siblings, if we both really liked peaches, there would be a lot of measuring, possibly use of the kitchen scale to determine who got the biggest half of the peach, at which point the war begins
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100% unique trump gold bar its 100% trump its 100% unique its 100% bar get yours today
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cut in half, dice into chunks, serve in bowls with spoons. bingo bango
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Western Backstroke posted:cut in half, dice into chunks, serve in bowls with spoons. bingo bango That's a lot of unnecessary dishes to wash for a piece of loving fruit. Bourgeois dishwasher havers, smdh
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Didn't peach cartoon husband turn out to be a goon (allegedly)? Wow that's quite the sentence.
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Mr Hootington posted:I like when I can tell which goons aren't parents Your mistakes are your own
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Bismuth posted:As one of two siblings, if we both really liked peaches, there would be a lot of measuring, possibly use of the kitchen scale to determine who got the biggest half of the peach, at which point the war begins you guys didn’t use the one slices, the other chooses technique?
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Proust Malone posted:you guys didn’t use the one slices, the other chooses technique? No, it usually was 'one cuts, and then tries to grab and run off with the piece they purposefully cut larger' unless an unbiased 3rd party was involved
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Bismuth posted:As one of two siblings, if we both really liked peaches, there would be a lot of measuring, possibly use of the kitchen scale to determine who got the biggest half of the peach, at which point the war begins One cuts, the other picks, this is a solved problem Edit: ah I should have refreshed
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Supports DNA and RNA
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Idiots. If you sleep with your mouth open you get 4-5 spiders a week, it's free nutrition
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droll posted:That's a lot of unnecessary dishes to wash for a piece of loving fruit. Bourgeois dishwasher havers, smdh just make the kids wash them idiot
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Shinji get in the loving drone pilot chair
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Jesus gently caress this lockheed drama keeps giving and giving https://twitter.com/enemy_of_land/status/1553886449451278336?t=pxGTvkKeN6QE1brIVNxbEg&s=19
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 element #20. Adds up.
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perlatum? I barely phlogisticate em!
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im saint germain posted:what's the deal with 𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖚𝖒 the truly rare font username combo
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lol is this referencing any show in particular I don't watch rogan
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star trek i believe
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OJ I think
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wrong. the lady is neurotic & incapable of healthy communication and instead expresses her resentment for her husband and children through instagram comics. she probably should get a divorce though. https://twitter.com/PenguinSebs/status/1553568950427852801 https://twitter.com/bigkittenqueen/status/1553115839175557125
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I'd divorce them both. Twice.
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Gripweed posted:https://twitter.com/JaneOst_/status/1553968112134914050?s=20&t=_LqjLBNjnp7rBsuAVgDW9A What can you tell us about these tweets? Excuse me are you asking me to read?
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PokeJoe posted:horse poison Sleeper hit. 
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