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“You may have any of these women who please you. Everywhere the light touches, are women you may have.” “What about that orange place over there dad?” “YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE SON”
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Yusssssss let's get this show on the road
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Aug 1, 2022 05:13
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Futanari Damacy posted:Saudi Arabian dad telling my son to just buy a bride like a normal person
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Aug 1, 2022 06:08
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Frank Frank posted:“You may have any of these women who please you. Everywhere the light touches, are women you may have.” lmao
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Knormal posted:This has strong "give us heirs" vibes to me. I thought he had a brother that was not…gestures to everything he posts.
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Knormal posted:This has strong "give us heirs" vibes to me. I think Nathen's father is looking for someone to take care of Nathen, I don't think having a kid is even part of it. He DID say "all genders are valid," and I don't think even Nathen's father would think it's a good idea for him to have kids
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Powerful Katrinka posted:I think Nathen's father is looking for someone to take care of Nathen, I don't think having a kid is even part of it. He DID say "all genders are valid," and I don't think even Nathen's father would think it's a good idea for him to have kids The "All genders are valid" graphic above was posted in a comment by someone who wants to get some hot Nathen action, not by Nathen himself. I'm "curious" to see what Nathen's requirements are.
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Aug 1, 2022 13:31
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Escape From Noise posted:Meeeecheeeeeeelle! Where's my Oh my god my first thought was "well whose going to be his best man/whoever" and Meeeechelle was the only person that came to mind.
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Aug 1, 2022 13:42
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BigBadSteve posted:. I'm "curious" to see what Nathen's requirements are. Love me, feed me, never leave me
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steinrokkan posted:Love me, feed me, never leave me Nathen and Annie Wilkes should get together
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BigBadSteve posted:The "All genders are valid" graphic above was posted in a comment by someone who wants to get some hot Nathen action, not by Nathen himself. I'm "curious" to see what Nathen's requirements are. Not true, he posted that screenshot with the 'all genders are valid' sticker on top on his Insta story. It's a no holds barred all genders free for all for Nathen's heart
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Aug 1, 2022 14:18
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Aug 1, 2022 14:36
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Aug 1, 2022 14:44
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nathen would be a drama nuke in a polycule I would want to see it if I can sit back with a big ol box of popcorn to watch the show
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Seth Pecksniff posted:nathen would be a drama nuke in a polycule Yes, and?
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Sentinel posted:Oh my god my first thought was "well whose going to be his best man/whoever" and Meeeechelle was the only person that came to mind. There was that one Lebanese(?) influencer girl in some of his shots a while back that he claimed was a dear friend (I think she knows his name and not much else); maybe he could
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Aug 1, 2022 15:54
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He's absolutely going to use this as another chance at making it big with a reality show. Garfiance
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Escape From Noise posted:He's absolutely going to use this as another chance at making it big with a reality show. The instagram post does say "Recorded show" doesn't it? Unless he's going to like... review all the candidates after
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Killingyouguy! posted:The instagram post does say "Recorded show" doesn't it? Unless he's going to like... review all the candidates after Probably both.
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Escape From Noise posted:
My brain parsed this to rhyme with "Defiance'" so I think that's the title of the final arc. "Garfiancé" is going to be so good, though
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Killingyouguy! posted:The instagram post does say "Recorded show" doesn't it? Unless he's going to like... review all the candidates after if he doesn't use "love me, feed me, don't leave me" as the theme song I am out
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Aug 1, 2022 16:58
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Lt. Cock posted:The Garfchelor I can't wait for the Odie punting competition.
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oh my god I am entergaged  who's he gonna marry. Is he going to make the deadline? What's the penalty if not? Tune in soon! e: lmao the first comment: "What"
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Aug 1, 2022 17:42
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I feel like finding out the reason behind this slapdash marriage reality show shenanigan might fall more under the umbrella of infotainment than entergagement, but I would like to know either way
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sharknado slashfic posted:https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1554120469971812352 this sounds like such an ultimatum lol
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Aug 1, 2022 17:54
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We must put forward a goon candidate to marry Nathen. It must be done (not it)
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Aug 1, 2022 18:04
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It's all a ruse and he will arrange a "wedding" with Garf
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Aug 1, 2022 18:19
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Garfield and Nathen will have beautiful children
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Aug 1, 2022 18:36
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If he doesn't get married he turns into an orangey pumpkin!
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Frank Frank posted:Garfield and Nathen will have beautiful children That's it! If Nathen marries Garfield, Nickelodeon can't stop him from using Garfield branding! Of course!
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Aug 1, 2022 18:44
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Not it.
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Aug 1, 2022 18:50
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i don't think my partner would be very happy also he might recognize me from last time i met him
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Aug 1, 2022 19:26
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Once your flesh is bonded with the garfsuit it won’t matter anymore
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Aug 1, 2022 19:34
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I do wanna see who the contestants are. Ngl.
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      Anyone want a free hot meal next month?
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Ok so he is really gonna go the “date everyone” route. I am way more interested in how this turns out than I should be and I’m going to be super disappointed when it inevitably turns out to be some dumb scam marketing ploy bullshit
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