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Tiny
Oct 26, 2003
My leg hurts....
Trying to find a sci-fi book I impulse-bought at books-a-million in the early 2010s. The title was alpha protocol or zero protocol or something along those lines, it was the 2nd or 3rd book in a series.

The main character had some form of autism, the entire universe was dystopian as hell. The main plot in the one I read was about him taking over a space-station made to smelt asteroids and turning it into a barely-functioning FTL prototype. There were a few space battles, but it was EXTREMELY early days of solar system exploration, not The Expanse style "everyone's in space".

The main character was killed somehow in one of the earlier books, and he winds up growing extra brains to keep in armored cases around the station. At one point he gets shot in the head and the spare brains take over, directing his few allies on what to do with the body so a spare brain can take it over / resume being alive.

Back on earth, it goes HARD dystopian nightmarescape, the one person who ultimately ends up in charge forces everyone on earth to wear "loyalty collars" or something like that, basically she becomes the ultimate dictator because she can strangle anyone (or everyone) with a single command. The counterpoint to her is her own bodyguard, who stays loyal until the 2nd half of the book, and it ends with a shuttle crash and said bodyguard doing the right thing for the human race and not saving her. Kills her rather badly, infact.

It came up the other day in conversation about dystopian hellscapes as an example, and I always wanted to read those first two books in the series to see how the gently caress it got there.

That ring any bells for anyone?

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Horror anthology I saw in the 90s

It wasn’t Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark but was like it. Spooky tales some with drawings. Not as gruesome but spooky still

The only one I can remember is there’s one about a woman whose driving and spots a hitchhiker at night and she’s like awww hell no and keeps driving past him

But then she sees him again. And again. And again. Until her car starts dying and all of a sudden he’s holding a knife. Iirc it ends by not saying what happens but jumps to later another driver picks up a woman or a man and a woman and implies that she was the original driver. Iirc the new driver gets killed or winds up dead

I think the drawing was a hitchhiker. Creepy guy in a jacket or trenchcoat

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Alan Smithee posted:

Horror anthology I saw in the 90s

It wasn’t Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark but was like it. Spooky tales some with drawings. Not as gruesome but spooky still

The only one I can remember is there’s one about a woman whose driving and spots a hitchhiker at night and she’s like awww hell no and keeps driving past him

But then she sees him again. And again. And again. Until her car starts dying and all of a sudden he’s holding a knife. Iirc it ends by not saying what happens but jumps to later another driver picks up a woman or a man and a woman and implies that she was the original driver. Iirc the new driver gets killed or winds up dead

I think the drawing was a hitchhiker. Creepy guy in a jacket or trenchcoat

The only other horror anthology I can think of that's like that is "Scary Stories for Sleepovers". Aimed at kids around 8-10 years old with pictures.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Action Jacktion posted:

The Gone-Away World.

I was so close! Thank you.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Tiny posted:

Trying to find a sci-fi book I impulse-bought at books-a-million in the early 2010s. The title was alpha protocol or zero protocol or something along those lines, it was the 2nd or 3rd book in a series.

The main character had some form of autism, the entire universe was dystopian as hell. The main plot in the one I read was about him taking over a space-station made to smelt asteroids and turning it into a barely-functioning FTL prototype. There were a few space battles, but it was EXTREMELY early days of solar system exploration, not The Expanse style "everyone's in space".

The main character was killed somehow in one of the earlier books, and he winds up growing extra brains to keep in armored cases around the station. At one point he gets shot in the head and the spare brains take over, directing his few allies on what to do with the body so a spare brain can take it over / resume being alive.

Back on earth, it goes HARD dystopian nightmarescape, the one person who ultimately ends up in charge forces everyone on earth to wear "loyalty collars" or something like that, basically she becomes the ultimate dictator because she can strangle anyone (or everyone) with a single command. The counterpoint to her is her own bodyguard, who stays loyal until the 2nd half of the book, and it ends with a shuttle crash and said bodyguard doing the right thing for the human race and not saving her. Kills her rather badly, infact.

It came up the other day in conversation about dystopian hellscapes as an example, and I always wanted to read those first two books in the series to see how the gently caress it got there.

That ring any bells for anyone?

Zero Point by Neal Asher?

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


Humanity is extinct or something, and some tree-like aliens resurrect them and also make them immortal. And then they sent them off in a spaceship, also possibly shaped like a tree, and the humans go off to find earth or something. Turns out theres a gigantic rotating gamma ray burst thing that wipes out all life in the galaxy every hundred million years

Isolationist
Oct 18, 2005

The implication.

The Chad Jihad posted:

Humanity is extinct or something, and some tree-like aliens resurrect them and also make them immortal. And then they sent them off in a spaceship, also possibly shaped like a tree, and the humans go off to find earth or something. Turns out theres a gigantic rotating gamma ray burst thing that wipes out all life in the galaxy every hundred million years

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Genesis_Quest and sequel?

Tiny
Oct 26, 2003
My leg hurts....

Runcible Cat posted:

Zero Point by Neal Asher?

YES! Thank you!

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm

Tiny posted:

YES! Thank you!

I do want to chime in that Alpha Protocol was the name of a video game that came out in 2010 and it's sort of funny / interesting to see someone else's memories get scrambled in a way I can relate to.

ScienceSeagull
May 17, 2021

Figure 1 Smart birds.

Alan Smithee posted:

Horror anthology I saw in the 90s

It wasn’t Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark but was like it. Spooky tales some with drawings. Not as gruesome but spooky still

The only one I can remember is there’s one about a woman whose driving and spots a hitchhiker at night and she’s like awww hell no and keeps driving past him

But then she sees him again. And again. And again. Until her car starts dying and all of a sudden he’s holding a knife. Iirc it ends by not saying what happens but jumps to later another driver picks up a woman or a man and a woman and implies that she was the original driver. Iirc the new driver gets killed or winds up dead

I think the drawing was a hitchhiker. Creepy guy in a jacket or trenchcoat

These pages might be useful if you haven't looked there already:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BewareOfHitchHikingGhosts
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HostileHitchhiker

Maybe look up "vanishing hitchhiker" urban legends too?

Ripley
Jan 21, 2007

ScienceSeagull posted:

These pages might be useful if you haven't looked there already:

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BewareOfHitchHikingGhosts
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HostileHitchhiker

Maybe look up "vanishing hitchhiker" urban legends too?

Stuck with covid and nothing better to do than read TVTropes entries - this one from Beware Of Hitch-Hiking Ghosts sounds close to AlanSmithee's description:

quote:

A different version appeared in one story in a book called Railway Ghosts and Highway Horrors. A woman driving home late at night and running out of gas spots a hitchhiker on the side of the road. It's late, and she's alone, and he's grubby-looking, so she doesn't pick him up. She gets further on and comes down a hill...to see the same hitchhiker by the roadside. grinning at her. She passes him again, now very unnerved, and is almost home when she sees him a third time—and this time, he's holding a butcher knife. She's going up the final hill before her house, almost out of gas... The police find her car the next morning, sitting on empty at the bottom of the hill. She's in the driver seat with a cut throat. The story ends with "Needless to say, the killer was never found."

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007



Yuuuuuup that's it! I recognize the old cover with the dragonfly nymph alien and the weird walker. Apparently I've only ever read the sequel? Thanks a ton that's been bothering me off and on for years

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Ripley posted:

Stuck with covid and nothing better to do than read TVTropes entries - this one from Beware Of Hitch-Hiking Ghosts sounds close to AlanSmithee's description:

hmm. The year of publishing seems to line up too. Can't seem to find any images of the drawings though.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
There's copies on archive.org but you'll probably need an account to view the whole thing - https://archive.org/details/railwayghostshig00cohe/page/20/mode/2up?view=theater

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

uvar posted:

There's copies on archive.org but you'll probably need an account to view the whole thing - https://archive.org/details/railwayghostshig00cohe/page/20/mode/2up?view=theater



gently caress me that's the one

idk how archive works but when i saw it originally it only let me see cover to cover, but i guess since you shared it? Still only lets me see your link and covers

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

uvar posted:

There's copies on archive.org but you'll probably need an account to view the whole thing - https://archive.org/details/railwayghostshig00cohe/page/20/mode/2up?view=theater



This gives me huge Uninvited vibes. I wish Zojoi would remake that game.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

Alan Smithee posted:

idk how archive works but when i saw it originally it only let me see cover to cover, but i guess since you shared it? Still only lets me see your link and covers

It's still in copyright so they treat it as a library book. The button at the top of the page lets you borrow it for an hour at a time for free and view the whole thing (and 'renew' your loan repeatedly if nobody else has asked to read it), but you need to be logged in first. Alternatively, after googling the weirdly specific name of the driver, "Eleanor Tabori", some random person posted it to GameFAQs years ago: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/270-horror/72089748

Hughlander
May 11, 2005

Short Story:

Aliens investigating ruined Earth. Blah blah blah, some guy genetically engineered humanity to be able to diagnose cellulose. In turn there was a population explosion as food was no longer as scarce just eat grass/trees etc... Until so many people ate so much that the O2/CO2 cycle was disrupted and people choked to death. I think it also mutated to be airborne, maybe it was bacteria in the gut that was genetically modified. I remember that one of the explorers couldn't return to their ship because the outside of their spacesuit was infected and they'd lose all their food if they returned to the spaceship.

Can't remember if it was Analog or something or an Anthology.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Hi friends I have a few books from my childhood that I can't find out about.

The first was a children's book about a dinosaur (like a brontosaurus shape) that could shrink things and turn invisible, including people. I have a vague idea that it was British and the dinosaur went to a museum with his friend. The only part I can really remember is the dinosaur shrank the main character's car to about the size of one of those mini battery powered cars that kids ride on.

Second book was a couple kids who stayed overnight in a museum and basically started living there, surviving by taking coins from the wishing well fountain to buy things at the gift shop. I think they also used that same fountain to bathe in?

Last book was a young adult sci-fi thing; there's an apocalypse and the official dog catcher of whatever city is frozen or put in cryosleep before it happens, just by accident while trying to catch a dog maybe. They're awakened in a post-apocalyptic world either by a robotic exosuit or just happen to find it after awakening. It has rocket feet, missiles, the usual. At some point he ends up in some kind of society that has a King and mentions "nuclear weapons" or something similar. Everyone gets quiet and say they don't use those words in front of the King but the King says it's ok as the guy obviously wouldn't have known. He ends up President or something, because he's the last remaining official Government Employee, being a dog catcher.

Edit: These would've been around the early to mid 90s. Probably the first two were much older though, maybe 70s or 80s?

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Kids living in the museum sounds like From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E. L. Konigsburg.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




wizzardstaff posted:

Kids living in the museum sounds like From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler by E. L. Konigsburg.

Ooh yeah reading the wiki page about it sounds exactly right, I forgot about them sleeping in some ancient bed that's on display, thanks!

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!
Dogcatcher book sounds like American Knights by Nick Pollotta

E: and just a guess based on Goodreads keyword search, but the last one might be Ever Ride A Dinosaur? by Scott Corbett

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




wheatpuppy posted:

Dogcatcher book sounds like American Knights by Nick Pollotta

E: and just a guess based on Goodreads keyword search, but the last one might be Ever Ride A Dinosaur? by Scott Corbett

You're both my hero, I was never able to Google these two well enough to get a hit.



I don't remember it being essentially a CYOA book but I was big into those around that age.

Yaoi Gagarin
Feb 20, 2014

A short story about a highwayman who robs carriages in a swamp in England. One day he sees a beautiful woman in the swamp, and he starts following her. She trapped him, by leading him off the safe path into the bog where he gets stuck and drowns. She's actually the ghost of someone he killed in one of his robberies.

Anyone know what this is?

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


VostokProgram posted:

A short story about a highwayman who robs carriages in a swamp in England. One day he sees a beautiful woman in the swamp, and he starts following her. She trapped him, by leading him off the safe path into the bog where he gets stuck and drowns. She's actually the ghost of someone he killed in one of his robberies.

Anyone know what this is?

Hm not exactly the same but it resembles this folk tale https://moonmausoleum.com/the-highwayman-robbed-of-his-life/

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)
Sci-fi short story, definitely in the last decade
It's about an apparently autistic physicist who realizes the world is ending as earth falls apart and is sucked into a black hole or something
He lives with his kid
He chains them both to a toilet or pipe to keep them being from torn away
I think the word "blue" is in the title

It crushed me.

E: thanks, that’s it. Optioned for a movie apparently.

gvibes fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Aug 2, 2022

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



gvibes posted:

Sci-fi short story, definitely in the last decade
It's about an apparently autistic physicist who realizes the world is ending as earth falls apart and is sucked into a black hole or something
He lives with his kid
He chains them both to a toilet or pipe to keep them being from torn away
I think the word "blue" is in the title

It crushed me.

The Blue Afternoon That Lasted Forever by Daniel H. Wilson

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

The Blue Afternoon That Lasted Forever by Daniel H. Wilson

And it can be read online here. Wow.

That is absolutely heartbreaking. I've had similar nightmares.

Goddamn.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

ˇHola SEA!


They're making a movie of it

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

And it can be read online here. Wow.

That is absolutely heartbreaking. I've had similar nightmares.

Goddamn.

I read that a very long time ago. Oh Jesus does it hit different now that I’m middle-aged and have a small person in my life.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

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DeimosRising posted:

They're making a movie of it
I bet it'll suck :dadjoke:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Hope it doesn't end like Guts by Chuck Palahniuk

BattyKiara
Mar 17, 2009
Short story.

Robin Hood has been reincarnated. He is now a professional shoplifter. Targeting extremely posh supermarkets and only stealing very niche luxury foods. Like truffles and caviar. Which he then hands out to the homeless and people who wait in queues in front of foodbanks. Each items comes with text like "Have a taste of what those who keep you downtrodden eat!".

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

BattyKiara posted:

Short story.

Robin Hood has been reincarnated. He is now a professional shoplifter. Targeting extremely posh supermarkets and only stealing very niche luxury foods. Like truffles and caviar. Which he then hands out to the homeless and people who wait in queues in front of foodbanks. Each items comes with text like "Have a taste of what those who keep you downtrodden eat!".

I don't know that story but man I'd be pissed if I were starving and someone handed me a handful of fungus and offal.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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navyjack posted:

I read that a very long time ago. Oh Jesus does it hit different now that I’m middle-aged and have a small person in my life.

Yeaahhh that's making it hard to even get past the first couple pages with the uh, hot tears and stuff, and it hasn't even gotten to anything more painful than a baby growing up

Maybe I shouldn't read this at present lol

Camo Guitar
Jul 15, 2009
A late 80s early 90s choose your own adventure type book (but not an actual branded cyoa from the series or a fighting fantasy.)

You either end up joining some kind of city resistance or the secret police who hunt them down depending on your choices. Possibly UK or US based?

Things I remember:
-Two of the weapons you get to use are a colt and an Ingram m10
-You live in an apartment when you put coins in a slot in the wall to keep things running. It's when you fish a coin out you remember the pamphlet you got at some kind of rally
-Many of the deaths involve you getting shot
-You can fake join the resistance by revealing the double agent in it
-I don't remember rolling for stats but I do recall the book would tell you to write down numbers on occasion. Then later on if you had specific numbers written down, you'd have to turn to a specific page etc

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Brawnfire posted:

Yeaahhh that's making it hard to even get past the first couple pages with the uh, hot tears and stuff, and it hasn't even gotten to anything more painful than a baby growing up

Maybe I shouldn't read this at present lol

Punch out, dude! Abort! Abort mission!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
I don't even have kids and it was rough on me. I can't imagine. Just say NO

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

e: Wrong thread, sorry.

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Indian scifi short story following an indian man going through the matchmaking process in a future where pre-birth gender selection has left india with a huge male to female ratio. A phrase like "How to be an exceptional boy" or "quality boy" or something kept being used.

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