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fart simpson)
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I'm sorry, but Pelosi starting a thermonuclear war is the funniest timeline.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 14:45 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 17:47 |
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skipmyseashells posted:I doubt anything is gonna happen but that 20% chance is gonna ruin my workday Imagine seriously working on this, what could be the final, day.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 14:46 |
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Look i took yesterday off I cant use up all my leave yet
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 14:47 |
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Orange Devil posted:Imagine seriously working on this, what could be the final, day. i don’t live in nuke range and rent was due yesterday
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 14:49 |
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What if China waited until Pelosi was on the ground then destroyed the airport? Taiwan would be begging for help within the week.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 14:51 |
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If I have to guess. It sounds like China will let Pelosi land and then use it as a reason to push new military reality on the ground. Just a wild guess though.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 14:57 |
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i guess pelosi is in taiwan's declared ADIZ now
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 14:57 |
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edit: doh nm
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 14:59 |
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https://twitter.com/LucianeBGomes2/status/1554467013543723008
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:02 |
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I hope Pelosi brought her anti havana syndrome tinfoil headgear with her.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:02 |
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Ardennes posted:Admittedly, it is so immediately suicidal, it is doubtful anyone sane would go through with it… I understand all the usual appeals to the rationality of Capital’s class interest, but we have to remember that since adopting the southern strategy there are non-negligible numbers of fundamentalist, Rapture-awaiting Christians in all levels of the political and military bureaucracy. these weirdos may not behave according to the typical bourgeoisie class script. it’s not a coin flip (I don’t think) but the chance is there for the government to do something very, very silly that may not be world-ending but can’t be easily or quickly undone by capital reasserting control
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:03 |
BoldFace posted:I hope Pelosi brought her anti havana syndrome tinfoil headgear with her. I hope she didn't
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:04 |
https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1554468075352850432
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:06 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:https://www.kron4.com/news/paul-pelosi-to-be-arraigned-on-dui-charges-in-napa-county/ lmfao
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:07 |
Aw gently caress flightaware is down or at least very flaky due to load, gonna be hard to watch pelosis plane get shot down in real time
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:08 |
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https://twitter.com/AndyBxxx/status/1554450056362610688?s=20&t=3awmEcee-FgzZ1C94KsEhw Big lol if USAF and PLAAF warplanes are on intercept course.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:08 |
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Breakfast All Day posted:i wish i was paulosi. just do some light insider trading while eating a tub of jenis ice cream, go get sloshed at the country club and pick up a casual dui on the way home while my wife immanentizes the eschaton ::pelosi prepares to launch a tennis ball as hard as possible at the back of Xi’s head::
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:09 |
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Crazy to watch the plot of a Tom Clancy novel play out through Carl Zha's livestream
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:10 |
lol yeah zero work is getting done today https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1554469605355454465
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:11 |
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https://twitter.com/spriteer_774400...8980%2Fpage-157
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:11 |
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I just want the speaker of the house to be splashed by a air to air missile. Am I asking too much of the world?
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:11 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:12 |
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Tom Cruise is on his P51.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:12 |
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I'm the flaming vodka debris falling all over Taipei
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:13 |
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this is so loving stupid
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:14 |
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Jon Irenicus posted:this is so loving stupid
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:15 |
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dj khaled, please authorize more servers for flightaware
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:15 |
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lol flightaware just went down
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:15 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:15 |
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pancake rabbit posted:lol yeah zero work is getting done today goddamnit
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:17 |
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OhFunny posted:https://twitter.com/AndyBxxx/status/1554450056362610688?s=20&t=3awmEcee-FgzZ1C94KsEhw edit: """"accidentally""""
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:17 |
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Malloc Voidstar posted:lol flightaware just went down assumed it was just crowd effect, but just realized that if we're rattling fighters over the strait of taiwan theres for sure a bunch of absolutely loving stupid state level cyber poo poo going on right now. lmao i hope the inflight meal was good you rotting old poo poo
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:17 |
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She is one dumb hag.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:17 |
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https://www.flightradar24.com/SPAR19/2ce4f83f queue of 30 minutes to see the feed lmao https://twitter.com/flightradar24/status/1554387538743369731
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:18 |
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airspeed is dropping. we need to replace the cspam background with the flightaware page
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:18 |
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die imo
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:19 |
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Try this if you can't get onto flightradar https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae503d
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:19 |
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Jon Irenicus posted:this is so loving stupid
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:19 |
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Jonah Galtberg posted:Try this if you can't get onto flightradar https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae503d
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:19 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 17:47 |
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Its weird. I both do and don't want this to happen. I guess thankfully for half of me I know this is nothing in the end besides an embarrassment for the US.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 15:20 |