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Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

I'm sorry, but Pelosi starting a thermonuclear war is the funniest timeline.

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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

skipmyseashells posted:

I doubt anything is gonna happen but that 20% chance is gonna ruin my workday

Imagine seriously working on this, what could be the final, day.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Look i took yesterday off I cant use up all my leave yet

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020

Orange Devil posted:

Imagine seriously working on this, what could be the final, day.

i don’t live in nuke range and rent was due yesterday

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
What if China waited until Pelosi was on the ground then destroyed the airport? Taiwan would be begging for help within the week.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
If I have to guess. It sounds like China will let Pelosi land and then use it as a reason to push new military reality on the ground.

Just a wild guess though.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

i guess pelosi is in taiwan's declared ADIZ now

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

edit: doh nm

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/LucianeBGomes2/status/1554467013543723008

BoldFace
Feb 28, 2011
I hope Pelosi brought her anti havana syndrome tinfoil headgear with her.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Ardennes posted:

Admittedly, it is so immediately suicidal, it is doubtful anyone sane would go through with it…

I understand all the usual appeals to the rationality of Capital’s class interest, but we have to remember that since adopting the southern strategy there are non-negligible numbers of fundamentalist, Rapture-awaiting Christians in all levels of the political and military bureaucracy. these weirdos may not behave according to the typical bourgeoisie class script. it’s not a coin flip (I don’t think) but the chance is there for the government to do something very, very silly that may not be world-ending but can’t be easily or quickly undone by capital reasserting control

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007

BoldFace posted:

I hope Pelosi brought her anti havana syndrome tinfoil headgear with her.

I hope she didn't :getin:

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




https://twitter.com/IntelCrab/status/1554468075352850432

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

AnimeIsTrash posted:

https://www.kron4.com/news/paul-pelosi-to-be-arraigned-on-dui-charges-in-napa-county/

Pelosi starting ww3 to distract from her husband being charged with a dui.

lmfao

IAMKOREA
Apr 21, 2007
Aw gently caress flightaware is down or at least very flaky due to load, gonna be hard to watch pelosis plane get shot down in real time

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

https://twitter.com/AndyBxxx/status/1554450056362610688?s=20&t=3awmEcee-FgzZ1C94KsEhw

Big lol if USAF and PLAAF warplanes are on intercept course.

hekaton
Jan 5, 2022

sure wish i could understand what the hell was going on with my life
so i could be properly upset when things happen

Breakfast All Day posted:

i wish i was paulosi. just do some light insider trading while eating a tub of jenis ice cream, go get sloshed at the country club and pick up a casual dui on the way home while my wife immanentizes the eschaton

::pelosi prepares to launch a tennis ball as hard as possible at the back of Xi’s head::

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Crazy to watch the plot of a Tom Clancy novel play out through Carl Zha's livestream

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




lol yeah zero work is getting done today

https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1554469605355454465

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/spriteer_774400...8980%2Fpage-157

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I just want the speaker of the house to be splashed by a air to air missile. Am I asking too much of the world?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Tom Cruise is on his P51.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I'm the flaming vodka debris falling all over Taipei

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

this is so loving stupid

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Jon Irenicus posted:

this is so loving stupid

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

dj khaled, please authorize more servers for flightaware

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
lol flightaware just went down

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

goddamnit

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

calling it: the american planes accidentally shoot down pelosi

edit: """"accidentally""""

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Malloc Voidstar posted:

lol flightaware just went down

assumed it was just crowd effect, but just realized that if we're rattling fighters over the strait of taiwan theres for sure a bunch of absolutely loving stupid state level cyber poo poo going on right now. lmao i hope the inflight meal was good you rotting old poo poo

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

She is one dumb hag.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
https://www.flightradar24.com/SPAR19/2ce4f83f
queue of 30 minutes to see the feed lmao

https://twitter.com/flightradar24/status/1554387538743369731

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

airspeed is dropping. we need to replace the cspam background with the flightaware page

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



die imo

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Try this if you can't get onto flightradar https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae503d

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Jon Irenicus posted:

this is so loving stupid

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Jonah Galtberg posted:

Try this if you can't get onto flightradar https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae503d
thanks

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thechosenone
Mar 21, 2009
Its weird. I both do and don't want this to happen. I guess thankfully for half of me I know this is nothing in the end besides an embarrassment for the US.

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