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The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010

AARD VARKMAN posted:

153 confirmed dates seems like a lot

They are all just out of frame, mneowing

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
So it's been like a day, is he still on this wedding thing or has he moved on to some other random craziness?

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Yeah it's probably over, Mazri has taken his meds and will never deliver lols again. Time to close the threa-pfffffftttthahahahahaha gently caress, I cant say it with a straight face!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

god please help me posted:

I'm pretty sure the only people in attendance will be kiwi farms and goons. Those are Nathen's prospective picks.

Finally, the long awaited conflict between the warring forums will ignite

Only it's over the hand of Nathen Mazri, which... Seems fitting

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Neito posted:

Is this a Promise Ring reference or am I just seeing shadows?

Mind Playing Tricks on Me by Geto Boys (extremely timely)

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The Alchemist posted:

Yeah it's probably over, Mazri has taken his meds and will never deliver lols again. Time to close the threa-pfffffftttthahahahahaha gently caress, I cant say it with a straight face!

I assume his meds are for cocaine withdrawals and are just more coke

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.

Frank Frank posted:

He appears to do a metric fuckton of coke though. It’s probably pretty good coke too

Nathen reminds me most of the rich sons I met in college who didnt know how to do their laundry, went on to work on Wall Street and only took "productive" drugs

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006



Are you spouse enough to survive the sky-vermin gauntlet?! Three rounds, two rings, and no french fries allowed inside the arena!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
lounging on a carpet, beset by birds

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

FINALLY!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Very much pushing the new "catchphrase".


Edit:
Taking all comers!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Aug 2, 2022

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
It's barely a sentence!!!! :mad:

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Why does he keep using these ancient photos, we know what he looks like now

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Nathen has a lot of irons in the fire and some interesting ideas.


steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Inviting Nathen to do a "speaking engagement" sounds a lot like inviting an insane hobo to go through your stuff (I don't own a comb!) and insult your friends (read my book you shits!), he even brings his pamphlet to ramble about.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

No straws. I’ll kill you.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
I want to see what Nathen’s security detail looks like. I’m picturing goons in themed costumes like in the 1960s Batman show

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Escape From Noise posted:

Very much pushing the new "catchphrase".


Edit:
Taking all comers!


I still think it means "I tend to forgive people who have sex" given his celibacy.

Zombie Squared
Feb 16, 2007



Could there be anything lamer than self-branding yourself as an "internet personality" while desperately trying to get a date.

Zombie Squared
Feb 16, 2007



More like Nathan Please-Mazri-me!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

No straws. I’ll kill you.

What happened to forgiving fuckers?

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

#forgive #fuckers

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step." - Lao Tzu
"Tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all." - Alrded Lord Tennyson
"That’s one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind." - Neil Armstrong
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." - Franklin Roosevelt
"I tend to forgive fuckers" - Nathen Mazri

Yeah he should probably workshop that quote a bit more, I feel it's missing a certain gravitas.

quote:

"Also nothing is lamer than attributing a quote to yourself" - Steadiman

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

The Nathfield project is really taking off. Stay browsed!



Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Kitty titties

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Frank Frank posted:

Kitty titties

Is that how you stir the soup?

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

man what the gently caress is even going on

that question is entirely rhetorical because I don't want to know, I just want to be entergaged

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I see we're back to the Manic phase.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Reminder that the whole celibate thing started cus he got massive backlash for freaking out over the gay kiss in superman, and so tried to appeal to the LGBT crowd by going celibate lmao

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

If there's anything the El Gibbitys love, it's not loving

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Man, I miss stimulants.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Escape From Noise posted:

Very much pushing the new "catchphrase".
Why does he look like he just ate one of his own lasagnas?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Mega64 posted:

I see we're back to the Manic phase.

he's the manic with a planic

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Zombie Squared posted:

Could there be anything lamer than self-branding yourself as an "internet personality" while desperately trying to get a date.

referring to your own words as a catchphrase is lamer imo

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
“If you love Garfield so much why don’t you marry him, haw haw”

/a lightbulb goes off in Nathen’s head

The Alchemist
Dec 12, 2010
Somehow I doubt if we are ever going to see Nathfield animated series, let alone a live-action Netflix original starring Nick Cave.

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

CodfishCartographer posted:

Reminder that the whole celibate thing started cus he got massive backlash for freaking out over the gay kiss in superman, and so tried to appeal to the LGBT crowd by going celibate lmao

And trying to appeal to the lgbt crowd by saying that zoomers "love pronouns."

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The Alchemist posted:

Somehow I doubt if we are ever going to see Nathfield animated series, let alone a live-action Netflix original starring Nick Cave.

Oh god, Nick Cave needs to write, score, and star in a movie about Garfield pizza restaurants.

Like no idea how that would even begin to work, but oh man would I be there opening night for it.

Beached Whale
Jun 27, 2009

The world as will and idea
My gut feeling is that this job solely pays in entergagement

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Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lmao a portfolio is required in order to apply to screen people for Nathen to marry

E: wait, maybe those are two separate jobs? You also have to “KNOW” Nathen and be a 1-year fanvestor so that’s a thing I guess

Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Aug 3, 2022

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